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So this is what a $250 million western looks like. Johnny Depp and Helena Bohnam Carter in a movie together? This is unprecedented.

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
 
   
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How does Tonto get top billing in a Lone Ranger movie?
   
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Holy Gak that was epic.

And Johnny Depp as Tonto

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Seaward wrote:How does Tonto get top billing in a Lone Ranger movie?

When Tonto is more badass than the LR, There is a precedent.

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I wonder what it will be rated, being Disney and all?


Read an article online bout this movie, and apparently Tonto will have "conversations" with the bird headpiece during the course of the movie...

Though the movie does look splodey enough for just about anyone
   
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Dang, I shoulda gone out for the extras casting call for this one lol.

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 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
I wonder what it will be rated, being Disney and all?


Read an article online bout this movie, and apparently Tonto will have "conversations" with the bird headpiece during the course of the movie...

Though the movie does look splodey enough for just about anyone


Johnny Depp is very good at talking to inanimate objects

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New Orleans, LA

Can't watch the trailer at work, but feth it. I'm so going!

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Wait you people thought that looked good?

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 Frazzled wrote:
Wait you people thought that looked good?


I have mixed feelings on it.

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Sure, its not going to be good like the original TV show, but I think its worth watching.

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New Orleans, LA

 Frazzled wrote:
Wait you people thought that looked good?


I can't watch it at work, but I don't give a feth.

It's Johnny Dep...as a Native American...with an Eagle on his head. I'm in.

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I like the look of the film but why doesn't the Lone Ranger have a blue shirt?

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This cannot end well, being a Jerry Bruckheimer film and all.

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 Frazzled wrote:
Wait you people thought that looked good?
No. No no no, nuh-uh, no way. Johnny Depp will no doubt appear as Captain Crunch soon.

   
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 VermGho5t wrote:
This cannot end well, being a Jerry Bruckheimer film and all.


Yes, although there may be an exception, as policy I don't spend money on Bruckheimer films, at least since the 1980s. After checking wiki, Pirates are the exception. It says he was part of Blackhawk Down. Is that true? It seems way beyond him and I thught that was a RIdley Scott film.

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So it's "Pirates of the Caribbean 5: And Indian Named Stupid In Mexican"?

Gonna check it out but I have the feeling the sidekick is gonna upstage the lead this time.

I think it's a good idea to have Hillary Bonham Carter in this, I'd love to see her and Johnny Depp working togather. Oh, wait...

 
   
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Regardless, its going to be a facinating movie.

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Lemme get this straight: His name's 'Armie Hammer'? Presumably shortened from the given name 'Armand Hammer'.


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There's a road not far from me called Armand Hammer Blvd.

 
   
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 Albatross wrote:
Lemme get this straight: His name's 'Armie Hammer'? Presumably shortened from the given name 'Armand Hammer'.


Give me strength. Or a pistol with one round in it. Either's good...

Yep.

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 Necros wrote:
There's a road not far from me called Armand Hammer Blvd.


I don't doubt it. Armand Hammer was a very wealthy philanthropist and business man.

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 kronk wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
Lemme get this straight: His name's 'Armie Hammer'? Presumably shortened from the given name 'Armand Hammer'.


Give me strength. Or a pistol with one round in it. Either's good...

Yep.

Armand Douglas "Armie" Hammer (born August 28, 1986)

 Necros wrote:
There's a road not far from me called Armand Hammer Blvd.


I don't doubt it. Armand Hammer was a very wealthy philanthropist and business man.


1986? Jesus, that made me feel old.
   
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Looks like it may be a good popcorn flick for team Grog.


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So I guess it is okay because he stated that he is maybe at least 1/8th Native American, but I would have figured that they would have gotten somebody that most people don't think of as a white guy to play Tonto.

Probably just overly sensitive here though.
   
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Where was the William Tell overture? If they don't have that, it ain't the Lone Ranger.
   
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Looks bad, sick of Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter. They're both too weird, Johnny is alright because he can atleast act, but Helena can do only one role, weird, because thats how she is in real life. What makes it worst is Johnny Depp playing a Native American, and judging by the comments above, he'll probably be the comedic relief of the movie. Yay.

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 JohnnoM wrote:
but Helena can do only one role, weird, because thats how she is in real life.


She can do uptight Brit reasonably well too. Her weird phase kicked in after Fight Club and spiraled after she met Tim Burton. Before that, she was stuck in Merchant Ivory phase.

   
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Apparently Helena's actually quite the accomplished Shakespearean Actress. She's definitely type cast as Hollywood's go to Batgak Brunette though.

It is nice to see BOTH OF THEM in a movie not directed by Tim Burton though.

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I think her over-the-top acting style if not that uncommon for people that have a lot of stage experience.
   
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Kind of looks like what I imagine the sequel to Wild Wild West being.

Speaking of, why did that not get a sequel? Comedy gold.
   
 
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