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MY favourite is disconnect as in "there has been a disconnect somewhere" For a start it's the wrong tense, secondly if you added "ion" to the word it would be passable. WHY BUSINESS WORLD WHY!
My 2nd is baby-daddy. WTh? is there any form of daddy that doesn't relate to being a father of progeny? Do you need to add the "baby" part?
Manchu - "But so what? The Bible also says the flood destroyed the world. You only need an allegorical boat to tackle an allegorical flood."
Shespits "Anything i see with YOLO has half naked eleventeen year olds Girls. And of course booze and drugs and more half naked elventeen yearolds Girls. O how i wish to YOLO again!"
Rubiksnoob "Next you'll say driving a stick with a Scandinavian supermodel on your lap while ripping a bong impairs your driving. And you know what, I'M NOT GOING TO STOP, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST"
None for me, though I was watching God Bless America and the girl brought up that she hates people who say 'actually' a lot.
I say 'actually' A LOT and it got me wondering if that annoys anyone
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
May the the blessings of His Grace the Emperor tumble down upon you like a golden fog. (Only a VERY select few will get this reference. And it's not from 40k. )
Moist. It is the only word I can think of that sounds exactly like what it describes and the only time it doesn't sound completely disgusting to me is in the context of baked goods.
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Swag - Destroyed the use of the proper word "Swagger".
YOLO - Do i even need a reason.
Like - Silly people who put like at the end of every sentance. Facebook didn't help either.
Bling - Its a stupid word. *pout*
For me, the list is quite long, so I'll try and be brief, or summarize where I can.
For starters, we'll go with "Urban Slang" basically, if it was a word or phrase that caught on through the usage by a rapper, the Jersey Shore, or any place that doesn't have a very high intelligence level, I hate it.
Some of George Carlin's favorites ie, saying PTSD, instead of Shellshock. I really don't care that it's a more "refined" term for a mental health issue, there'd be quite a bit more done about it, if we still called it something that actually sounds bad.
One thing that bugs me occasionally, is when people refer to their spouse as "the old lady" "old man", "ball and chain" or anything that suggests that they don't love that person. You're married for feths sake! Along this same line, when the kids do something good, and I'm being told about it after the fact, its "my kids did X today", but when they were bad it's, "guess what YOUR kids did today"
Ohh, and I'd guess that saying "baby-daddy" is the urban way of saying the Father as opposed to the "Dad", which are two completely different things.
Call me "Sarge" in uniform will piss me off. I rpetty much ignore you if your a civie.
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Jihadin wrote: Call me "Sarge" in uniform will piss me off. I rpetty much ignore you if your a civie.
I was avoiding using our military issues... I mean, I hate things like sarge (even though I'm not), "smaj" or some variation to that, etc. Other things, like "Top" or "L.T." it really depends on who's mouth is saying either one of those. I also hate hooah about as much as other people hate "ai-ee-ya"
Irregardless - This is not a word. 'Regardless' is a word. 'Irrespective' is a word. I'm not sure how his monstrosity found its way to the mainland of regular usage from the Isliand of Dr. Moreau's English Teacher, but it needs to go back. As a side note, I've noticed a strange correlation between this word and living exemplars of the Peter Principle.
Muggle - This is also not a word, and any dictionary that chooses to claim otherwise should lose its credibility. The current usage of the word denotes a human incapable of sorcery. Which is every human, ever, making this word superfluous in the extreme as there can never be any such circumstance wherein it would fit better than simply using the word 'human'.
Ironic - It's not the word itself that bothers me, but its usage. Contrary to what 95% of people seem to think, 'irony is not synonymous with 'coincidence'.
[color=violet]Muggle - This is also not a word, and any dictionary that chooses to claim otherwise should lose its credibility. The current usage of the word denotes a human incapable of sorcery. Which is every human, ever, making this word superfluous in the extreme as there can never be any such circumstance wherein it would fit better than simply using the word 'human'.
You just keep thinking that human. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go tame a dragon.
I'm not defending the Nazis at all, but it annoys me when people go out of their way to say the word in a way that expresses their venom and hatred of them. People do it with everything, but this one's particularly annoying to me for some reason.
Hmm. How can I explain the pronunciation.. Well. Have you watched King Of The Hill? The way Cotton says it is what I'm talking about.
MY favourite is disconnect as in "there has been a disconnect somewhere" For a start it's the wrong tense, secondly if you added "ion" to the word it would be passable. WHY BUSINESS WORLD WHY!
It can't be in the wrong tense because it's not a verb. In that context "disconnect" is a noun.
I like languages though, and I think dialects are really cool, so finding a word that I specifically dislike is pretty difficult.
It just makes me want to watch as wiener dogs lick the flesh off your screaming face.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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