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2012/12/06 10:16:57
Subject: Deny The Switch
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Longtime Dakkanaut
The ruins of the Palace of Thorns
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My last one. Probably only Londoners will get this...
Deny Dulwich - you live in Peckham. Deal with it!
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2012/12/08 16:45:41
Subject: Deny The Switch
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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 Fifty wrote:My last one. Probably only Londoners will get this...
Deny Dulwich - you live in Peckham. Deal with it!
This made me lol.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2012/12/09 03:42:31
Subject: Deny The Switch
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Storming Storm Guardian
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 gpfunk wrote: Avatar 720 wrote:Deny the Sandwich - On the roll of a 6+ your opponent is not allowed to have Lunch.
You cruel bastard.
Deny the Eldrich: Opponent can't play eldar on a 6+
Haters gon' hate.
Deny the Twitch - on 6+, no more mountain dew or coffee.
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My armies: Adepta Sororitas   Eldars  
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2012/12/09 14:47:08
Subject: Re:Deny The Switch
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Guarding Guardian
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Deny walking sticks: on a 6+ everybody that uses a walking stick must leave the room
Deny the tips: on a 6+ do the complete opposite of any advice you are given
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2012/12/10 13:43:16
Subject: Deny The Switch
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Executing Exarch
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 SoloFalcon1138 wrote:PredaKhaine wrote:One last one from me - and just for pretre I'll make it rhyme 
Deny the Ward-itch - On a 6+, While being panned with my eldar by whichever ward book I'm fighting, resist the urge to sell them on ebay before the end of the game and buy a necron air force before I've left the shop at the end...
Thanks for ruining a fun thread...
Oops, Sorry I missed this at the time, I do try (takes a bow)
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SoloFalcon1138 wrote:This one's for Glorioski:
Deny the brushless - declare Preferred Enemy in this turn vs. an unpainted army on a 6+. +4 if your opponent has a job, significant other, or kids to use as an excuse...
And what about using this thread to troll another member of the forum and even going so far as to post links to it in other threads so you know he will see it?
Deny the Negative
On a 2+, find out where the button to ignore people is...See ya! 
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2012/12/10 13:50:22
 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/11 02:10:28
Subject: Re:Deny The Switch
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Deny the Lich... King: On a roll of 6+, anyone vaguely resembling the Lich King is removed from play. Even him.
Deny the Britches: On a roll of 6+, your opponent must take off his pants or lose a turn.
Deny the Creative: On a roll of 6+ any army that isn't painted like on the cover on their codex will be forced to make snap shots for the rest of the game.
We really have to stop doing this.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2012/12/12 05:05:43
Subject: Re:Deny The Switch
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Deny the Leech - on 6+ you stop buying from GW
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From the initial Age of Sigmar news thread, when its "feature" list was first confirmed:
Kid_Kyoto wrote:
It's like a train wreck. But one made from two circus trains colliding.
A collosal, terrible, flaming, hysterical train wreck with burning clowns running around spraying it with seltzer bottles while ring masters cry out how everything is fine and we should all come in while the dancing elephants lurch around leaving trails of blood behind them.
How could I look away?
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2012/12/25 04:58:08
Subject: Deny The Switch
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
Some Tomb World in some galaxy by that one thing in that one place (or Minnesota for nosy people)
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deny the fairness-on a 6+ gain 5 grey knight paladin squads that will deepstrike next turn
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/25 05:37:18
 "Put your 1st best against you opponents 2nd best, your 2nd best against their 3rd best, and your 3rd best against their 1st best"-Sun Tzu's Art of War
"If your not winning, try a bigger sword! Usually works..."
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2012/12/25 11:49:03
Subject: Deny The Switch
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Deny the thread - on a 1+ Lock the thread. Rolled a 0!
Deny the thread again - on a 2+ lock the thread. Rolled a 1!
Deny the thread now - on a 3+ lock the thread. Rolled a 2!
Deny the thread for all that is good and holy - on a 4+ lock the thread. Rolled a 3!
Deny the thread, dear god deny it! - on a 5+ lock the thread. Rolled a 4!
Deny the lock - on a 6+ lock the thread.
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