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2012/11/15 15:14:01
Subject: Cliche movie lines you were able to use in real life
Girl at work told me she loved me (for doing some mega Brownie point earning thing). I replied with that Han Solo line from ESB.
Then with the follow-up conversations with colleagues WRT the context (which we both knew). Taking a great line from My Name is Earl. "I also love the smell of Bacon, it doesn't mean I want to fornicate it!"
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2012/11/18 22:57:16
Subject: Cliche movie lines you were able to use in real life
Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
Nicholas Angel: Yes, I have.
Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?
Nicholas Angel: No!
Typically I use the "What's a Nubian?" line from Chasing Amy.
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"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
2012/11/18 23:25:43
Subject: Cliche movie lines you were able to use in real life
So I guess you just got Burned *puts on sun glasses* YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (girl got burned during a cooking class. perfect timing.)
I use movie quotes quite often. Mostly in reference to some movie or another. But Most kids don't get the references. The adults do. Ugh born in wrong generation....
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2012/11/19 00:28:38
Subject: Re:Cliche movie lines you were able to use in real life
cox.dan2 wrote: One time back in HS, someone was stuttering during a oral presentation and I went "T...t...t..today! junior!" like in Billy Madison.
Man, if you did that in my class (when I taught), I'd get the chance to quote Ryan Reynolds in 'School of Life': 'Now, do you HAVE a stuttering problem, or is that just too big of a mouthful for you."
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2012/11/19 00:42:45
Subject: Cliche movie lines you were able to use in real life
Too bad the stutterer didn't just do the King's Speech thing and hurl invective at you whenever he started to stutter.
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"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
2012/11/19 00:46:44
Subject: Cliche movie lines you were able to use in real life
I said this line a few days ago when taking a cigarette break during class,"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back in time for breakfast". The response was, "mate, its lunch?".
...The one day when the Red Dwarf fanboy isn't in. *Yeah, okay its a TV show, but... uh... feth you! XD
Edit: Uh, why is my wording changed to cigarette? 0.o
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2012/11/19 00:59:01
Subject: Re:Cliche movie lines you were able to use in real life
Wyrmalla wrote: I said this line a few days ago when taking a cigarette break during class,"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back in time for breakfast". The response was, "mate, its lunch?".
...The one day when the Red Dwarf fanboy isn't in. *Yeah, okay its a TV show, but... uh... feth you! XD
Edit: Uh, why is my wording changed to cigarette? 0.o
American slur.
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2012/11/19 01:14:45
Subject: Re:Cliche movie lines you were able to use in real life
Wyrmalla wrote: I said this line a few days ago when taking a cigarette break during class,"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back in time for breakfast". The response was, "mate, its lunch?".
...The one day when the Red Dwarf fanboy isn't in. *Yeah, okay its a TV show, but... uh... feth you! XD
Edit: Uh, why is my wording changed to cigarette? 0.o
Because the 'mericans keep taking our words and shouting them angrily at one another, causing them to develop negative connotations.
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Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2012/11/19 01:19:31
Subject: Re:Cliche movie lines you were able to use in real life
0.0 But that's the source of a lot of morning humor for me. "That you off to have a wee cigarette behind the bins?", "Ya, just going to sit there and suck on it for a while".
...The higher education system at work here.
2012/11/19 01:21:45
Subject: Re:Cliche movie lines you were able to use in real life
Wyrmalla wrote: 0.0 But that's the source of a lot of morning humor for me. "That you off to have a wee cigarette behind the bins?", "Ya, just going to sit there and suck on it for a while".
...The higher education system at work here.
I prefer a quick puff.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2012/11/19 01:22:51
Subject: Re:Cliche movie lines you were able to use in real life
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Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Grey Templar wrote: I call it the 50 year suicide. I look forward to being one of the few of my generation that has their own Lungs.
As do I, since I don't actually smoke or drink
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2012/11/19 01:30:43
Subject: Re:Cliche movie lines you were able to use in real life
^^ I don't drink, but I roll my own out of herbal stuff. No nicotine or any of that rubbish of course. Yeah, I'm that guy who makes the lifts smell funny in the morning.
2012/11/19 01:42:24
Subject: Cliche movie lines you were able to use in real life
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2012/11/20 06:08:50
Subject: Cliche movie lines you were able to use in real life
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