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2012/12/01 17:37:09
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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2012/12/01 18:11:25
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Blah Blah Blah, Something about equestria and MLP.
But in reality, Since they stopped trying to fire excrement silos passed off and nukes they need some attention
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2012/12/01 18:14:05
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, that's all the proof I need.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2012/12/01 18:44:32
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Preacher of the Emperor
At a Place, Making Dolls Great Again
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Well... I wanna see one
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Make Dolls Great Again
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2012/12/01 18:50:00
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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Holy crap, Kim Jong Il invented the hamburger and shot 11 holes in one!? A TRUE inspiration and man among men.
I want a unicorn, but only if he doesnt fart rainbows anytime we fly somewhere.
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2012/12/01 19:01:33
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Are you sure this just isn't North Korea getting back at the west for all those Onion articles they printed as news? 
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2012/12/01 19:06:05
Subject: Re:North Korea says unicorns exist.
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Am I still drunk. Is this for real?
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
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2012/12/01 19:09:48
Subject: Re:North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Fixture of Dakka
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You are drunk on the glory that is North Korea under the great successor.
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2012/12/01 21:27:33
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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By chance, was the unicorn found in a cave under a mound of candy, missing it's freakin' kidney?
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/01 21:31:14
Subject: Re:North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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Yes!
And here I was, being all worried that Kim Jong Un was going be out-of-touch-clueless, like Romney, and not completely-bonkers-crazy like Kim Jong Il.
But apparently he is not going to disappoint.
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2012/12/01 21:38:04
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Zealous Sin-Eater
Montreal
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 hotsauceman1 wrote:Blah Blah Blah, Something about equestria and MLP.
But in reality, Since they stopped trying to fire excrement silos passed off and nukes they need some attention
Your just jealous because when you say unicorns exists, it doesn't get into the media. 
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2012/12/01 22:00:58
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Hahahaha!! That is brilliant... I hope they keep drip feeding us news like this for the rest of The Great Succesors life 
As an aside, did anyone notice the poll they have running that wants Kim Jong Un to be voted as Times' Man Of The Year? Now that would be news worthy....
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2012/12/01 22:10:29
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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 Kovnik Obama wrote: hotsauceman1 wrote:Blah Blah Blah, Something about equestria and MLP.
But in reality, Since they stopped trying to fire excrement silos passed off and nukes they need some attention
Your just jealous because when you say unicorns exists, it doesn't get into the media.
No Lying here, Im in Stiches from your comment, Good Comeback.
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2012/12/01 22:23:17
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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 sarpedons-right-hand wrote:Hahahaha!! That is brilliant... I hope they keep drip feeding us news like this for the rest of The Great Succesors life
As an aside, did anyone notice the poll they have running that wants Kim Jong Un to be voted as Times' Man Of The Year? Now that would be news worthy....
apparently 4chan is taking credit for it
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2012/12/01 22:25:09
Subject: Re:North Korea says unicorns exist.
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Hmmm, I wonder when Korea will make an announcement praising 4-chan for being a bastion of truth
Seriously, Commies are soooo easy to troll.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/12/01 22:27:49
Subject: Re:North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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 Grey Templar wrote:Hmmm, I wonder when Korea will make an announcement praising 4-chan for being a bastion of truth
wouldn't that require access to the internet?
Seriously, Commies are soooo easy to troll.
You mean cos they can't argue back? XD
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2012/12/01 22:36:28
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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2012/12/01 23:08:05
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
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apparently 4chan is taking credit for it
And they should be, I've seen a Kim Jong Un thread on the front page for about a week straight whenever I've gone on, I've even aided it by voting him up and everyone else down.
Oh Times Magazine, when will you learn?
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2012/12/01 23:28:14
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
Perth/Glasgow
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 Ratbarf wrote:apparently 4chan is taking credit for it
And they should be, I've seen a Kim Jong Un thread on the front page for about a week straight whenever I've gone on, I've even aided it by voting him up and everyone else down.
Oh Times Magazine, when will you learn?
and mountain dew, no poll on the interwebz is safe from 4chan and it's minions
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2012/12/02 00:25:40
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Hallowed Canoness
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North Korea confirmed for bronies
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
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2012/12/02 00:41:53
Subject: Re:North Korea says unicorns exist.
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Good, they deseve each other 
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/12/02 16:23:46
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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You can make quite a nice unicorn from a baby goat or similar animal with surgery. Either by removing one horn bud and moving the other to the center, or by moving both together so they overlap and trimming them to have flat contact with one another. You get a single horn that grows naturally.
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2012/12/02 16:44:04
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Isn't that painful for them?
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/02 17:52:53
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Hallowed Canoness
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Yeah I was gonna say that screams animal abuse
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
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2012/12/02 18:17:38
Subject: Re:North Korea says unicorns exist.
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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IIRC the horn buds and that area of the skull in general has very few nerve endings simply because its an intended weapon for the animal, so having nerve endings would be a bad thing.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/12/02 18:34:00
Subject: Re:North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
Aschknas, Sturmkrieg Sektor
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You can't prove that unicorns don't exist. I'm offended because you're questioning my views on unicorns.
We need to stop this war on unicorns!
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2012/12/02 20:56:01
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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You use anesthetics. When Zell did his he brought in a veterinarian to handle the anesthesia.
Apparently the animals themselves are much better-armed this way, if the horn grows straight. You have to keep the males from being in the same paddock together, because they can kill one another in normal dominance disputes when they'd normally just knock each other around a bit.
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2012/12/02 21:45:45
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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 Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote: Ratbarf wrote:apparently 4chan is taking credit for it
And they should be, I've seen a Kim Jong Un thread on the front page for about a week straight whenever I've gone on, I've even aided it by voting him up and everyone else down.
Oh Times Magazine, when will you learn?
and mountain dew, no poll on the interwebz is safe from 4chan and it's minions
"Hitler did no wrong". Best flavour in the world.
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2012/12/03 15:40:48
Subject: North Korea says unicorns exist.
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
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