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Hyderabad, India

I just got two die cast vans that are perfect for 40k delivery vehicles (part of my long-running civilian vehicle project).

I'd like to put ads on the side for some sort of amusing 40k-esque product. I was thinking of Soylent Green (For people, from people) or Uncle Saurel's Skull Polish (The Cardinal's Choice!).

Any better ideas out there?

 
   
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I have a Spongebob toy that I'm planning on cutting down and painting like stone. I figure it'll make for something between an Easter Island head and the monolith from 2001.

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How about:
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Start your day off right

 Unit1126PLL wrote:
 Scott-S6 wrote:
And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.

Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!

 
   
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Desubot wrote:Khorne flakes

Start your day off right


gregor_xenos wrote:Coteaz's Cotton Clotters: They're real BloodThirsters.
Feminine Sanitary Napkin advirtisment.



I think these two need to be combined somehow...

Auntie Khorn's Bloodthirster Feminine Sanitary Napkins or something...

 
   
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Seattle WA

 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Desubot wrote:Khorne flakes

Start your day off right


gregor_xenos wrote:Coteaz's Cotton Clotters: They're real BloodThirsters.
Feminine Sanitary Napkin advirtisment.



I think these two need to be combined somehow...

Auntie Khorn's Bloodthirster Feminine Sanitary Napkins or something...


Auntie Khorn's Bloodthirster Tampon's.

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