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2012/12/29 23:39:03
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Ride your horse into the store.
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2012/12/30 03:44:27
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Pay for your food in pennies. ONLY pennies.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/12/30 06:33:17
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Wear a Ronald McDonald suit and go running through the store at rush hour swinging a chainsaw.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/30 20:02:19
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Incredibly subtle.
Run in with an airsoft gun and hold up the McDonalds.
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 Imperial guard - 800 points
 Space Marines - 2000 points |
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2012/12/31 07:35:54
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Get about 20 people in Burger King costumes, run in and (turning on a boombox) proceed to dance Gangnam style in sync whilst tossing whoppers to the costumers.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/31 09:44:27
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Dump out a box of tarantulas on the counter.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/31 09:49:47
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Burn a Ronald McDonald effigy on the premises.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/31 09:59:56
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Order a Happy Meal and try to return it because it didnt make you happy enough.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/31 10:06:21
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Burn the store down.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/31 10:11:30
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Hide in the ball pit and make snarling noises when children approach.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/31 10:14:04
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Put smoke canisters in the ventilation shafts and flood the whole place with smoke.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/31 12:00:52
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Put tear gas in the ventilation shafts.
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Imperial guard - 800 points
Space Marines - 2000 points |
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2012/12/31 12:49:09
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Lethal Lhamean
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Walk in carrying some 40k models, get them out and start shouting at them to attack everyone there, while throwing flyers at people while making "vrooom" noises. Expensive, but a sure-fire way of getting thrown out.
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2012/12/31 13:16:05
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Release a pack of wild dogs on the premises.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/31 18:42:28
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Repeatedly ask for a Jimbo burger.
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Imperial guard - 800 points
Space Marines - 2000 points |
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2012/12/31 21:19:06
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fixture of Dakka
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Smash the numerous condiment packets with a mallet on a glass topped table.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/12/31 22:54:20
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Run up to the counter in a false panic, before repeatedly screaming:
"HELP, HELP, MCDONALD THE CLOWN IS TRYING TO SELL ME HIS BURGER-SHAPED WASTE!"
And then begin sprinting in circles.
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2012/12/31 22:58:10
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fixture of Dakka
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Take the term 'drive-thru' a tad too literally...
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/01 01:04:13
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Return a single french fry and complain that its cold.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/01/01 01:09:12
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Pour a large-sized cup of coke over the counter and complain its cold.
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2013/01/01 01:58:24
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Spill a large coke in your lap and claim "shrinkage" due to it being too cold.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2013/01/01 11:05:57
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Set fire to your food and complain it was burnt.
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Imperial guard - 800 points
Space Marines - 2000 points |
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0005/01/01 12:52:06
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Sinewy Scourge
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Be this awesome
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2013/01/01 12:54:45
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Release a whole cage of poisonous scorpions under the table.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/01/01 13:12:45
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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Take a dump in the french frier
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2013/01/01 13:14:31
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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That is absolutely disgusting.
Oh well, throw a Hornet's nest into the store through the drive-thru window.
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2013/01/01 13:18:05
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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The thread isn't "find 101 ways to get pleasantly expelled from the McDonalds of your choice", so I thought of something that would most definitely get you banned from your Maccas.
Walk in wearing a PETA costume.
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2013/01/01 13:22:10
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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 ExNoctemNacimur wrote:The thread isn't "find 101 ways to get pleasantly expelled from the McDonalds of your choice", so I thought of something that would most definitely get you banned from your Maccas.
True enough...apologies for any offense.
Anyway, moving on...chop down the McDonald's signboard and replace it with a big hand giving the finger.
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2013/01/01 15:41:40
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Ask for a Vegan meal.
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Imperial guard - 800 points
Space Marines - 2000 points |
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2013/01/01 16:10:00
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Steal an employee.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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