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2013/01/04 17:15:26
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fixture of Dakka
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Throw babies over the counter.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/04 17:16:53
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Order a happy meal, and eat it as quickly as you can using only one hand, whilst gripping the counter hard with your other, and sobbing.
Smear the last bite across the cashier's face and ask him if he feels happy, now.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2013/01/04 17:23:43
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Get hyper KSI style.
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2013/01/04 17:26:34
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fixture of Dakka
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On further consideration, nevermind.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/04 17:30:16
BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/04 18:04:12
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Kill the counter, wielding babies
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2013/01/04 19:25:02
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Gamble for babies in McDonalds.
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2013/01/04 19:56:26
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fixture of Dakka
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Try to wake Cthulu by eating babies on the counter whilst speaking in tongues.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/04 20:00:26
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Go all Jack the Ripper on the customers.
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2013/01/04 20:02:51
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fixture of Dakka
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If you went Jack the Ripper, would they ever find you out?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/04 20:23:29
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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No they'd just ban Jack the Ripper XD
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2013/01/04 20:26:40
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fixture of Dakka
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Order a Beefburger, inspect it closely, then say "I wanted a Beefburger, not the rat-turd surprise!"
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/04 21:08:58
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Ask for their finest knife for stabbing purposes.
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Imperial guard - 800 points
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2013/01/05 00:39:34
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Walk in with a big TV on a cart, and start playing a video showing (the customers) what they're eating, where it came from, and what it went through.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/01/05 02:45:13
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Walk in and say the old Hungry Jacks slogan, "The Burgers are better at Hungry Jacks!"
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2013/01/05 02:54:15
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Start a brawl over a pickle.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/01/05 03:00:07
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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get in a pickle over the brawl that occured over a pickle
Start a brawl in a pickle
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2013/01/05 03:08:55
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Executing Exarch
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Take all the straws out of their wrappers one by one and drop them on the floor. If anyone tries to stop you stab them in the eye with the straws.
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2013/01/05 03:12:16
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Murder your ex along with her new boyfriend in the premises.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/01/05 10:53:57
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Burn the heretics.
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2013/01/05 11:32:35
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Paint the Golden Arches Black.
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2013/01/05 11:39:45
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Terrifying Doombull
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Pull out a gun and shoot everyone on site, then paint pictucers with their still warm blood
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2013/01/05 12:04:48
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Punch your two-timing ex who's working at McDonald's face-first into the fryer.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/01/05 12:56:48
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Ouch.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/01/05 13:31:22
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Roarin' Runtherd
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Walk up to the counter claiming to be from headoffice with new promotional posters, then proceed to put up posters of happy cows with a slogan: our burgers are only 6% beef*. The rest is all fresh from the crematorium.
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2013/01/05 13:40:08
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Blow up the septic tank.
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2013/01/05 15:31:38
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Kick everyone else's food on the floor. Yell "HIGH SCOOOOOOOOOOORE!" every time.
Flip all the tables, including the bolted down ones.
Order the cashier's mother "To go".
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
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2013/01/05 15:58:50
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Mutter plastic explosive repeatedly.
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Imperial guard - 800 points
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2013/01/05 16:25:02
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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2013/01/05 17:33:28
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Play American Football in McDonalds.
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Imperial guard - 800 points
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2013/01/05 18:34:18
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Go joyriding in McDonalds.
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