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2013/01/05 18:40:18
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fresh-Faced New User
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violently masturbate in the queue and make inappropriate eye contact with the nearest employee 
or masturbating someone else would do
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2013/01/05 20:10:36
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Chaos Space Marine dedicated to Slaanesh
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Some girls at my school actually did that.
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(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination.
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2013/01/05 22:16:21
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Run over girls by the drive-thru.
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 Imperial guard - 800 points
 Space Marines - 2000 points |
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2013/01/05 22:37:50
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Crazed Savage Orc
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Say you hate everything the owner stands for, implying you entered a Chik-fil-A.
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 WHFB 3000 pts
 40k 1000 pts
 40k 1000 pts |
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2013/01/06 00:37:09
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Terrifying Doombull
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Walk in, look around and then sacrifice a maid to the Witch King of Agmar
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2013/01/06 00:49:29
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Order ice cream and let it melt. Then go back to the counter and complain that it is melted. Ask them to re-freeze it. Repeat as many times as possible.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2013/01/06 01:38:46
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Drop a live grenade in the toilet bowl, then run like frak.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/01/06 12:43:53
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Test how many bullets it takes to kill employees.
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Imperial guard - 800 points
Space Marines - 2000 points |
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2013/01/06 12:47:34
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fixture of Dakka
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Repeatedly demand Vodka and Borsch whilst within a heavy rightwing area (America only)
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/06 13:05:28
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Terrifying Doombull
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 BlapBlapBlap wrote:Repeatedly demand Vodka and Borsch whilst within a heavy rightwing area (America only)
Now why would this be bad? Everyone loves vodka dont they?
Demand to have all the drinks replaced with moonshine, and to have a live banjo band present at all times
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2013/01/06 13:09:34
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fixture of Dakka
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Order a Milkshake and drink the entire thing in under a minute (Lactose Intolerants only)
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/06 13:37:49
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Order nothing, but ask for a dozen packets of ketchup. When you receive them, simply tear them all open and smear them over your clothes and face, preferably whilst screaming in rage, before shouting:
"I AM THE BLOOD LORD."
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This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. |
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2013/01/06 13:49:02
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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It would be even better in a khorne damon prince costume. 
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Imperial guard - 800 points
Space Marines - 2000 points |
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2013/01/06 13:58:34
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fixture of Dakka
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Open a gaping hole to another hellish twisted dimension that lies beneath the overworld in the men's urinal.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/06 15:24:41
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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BlapBlapBlap wrote:Open a gaping hole to another hellish twisted dimension that lies beneath the overworld in the men's urinal.
I thought that was standard in all McDs. Have you ever seen the inside of thier restrooms?
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2013/01/06 16:03:41
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Uninstall a toilet from the restroom, carry it through before slamming it down onto the counter (preferably ramming past several people), before complaining that it's broken.
Bonus points if there is still fecal matter in it.
Double if they'er your own.
Triple if they consist of food eaten from McDonalds in the last half an hour.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2013/01/06 16:22:14
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fixture of Dakka
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Be a Health and Safety inspector.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/06 18:55:31
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Terrifying Doombull
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 I imagine this must be a horrid task indeed
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2013/01/06 19:27:03
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Give everyone a swirly simultaneously.
Take a dump on the front counter.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2013/01/06 19:29:03
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fixture of Dakka
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Loudly declare what actions you were undertaking in the mens room in graphic detail.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/06 23:35:43
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Deflower a Cherry Pie.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/01/07 03:00:49
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Step 1. Get explosive diarrhea.
Step 2. Run inside screaming about poisoned food.
Step 3. Proceed to relieve yourself as you run around screaming.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/01/07 08:19:18
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Executing Exarch
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Flash 40k mob.
Take about sixty people into mcdonalds. All buy the cheapest thing on the menu.
Then all take out armies and play on every table.
See how long you can get away with it.
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Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/01/07 10:01:21
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fixture of Dakka
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Do a slip n' slide through the glass door.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/07 15:42:20
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Executing Exarch
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Dress as the HamBurglar and demand Ronald comes to the front of house, as you have 'Business'.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/01/07 16:17:16
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Put a child in the deep fat frier.
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Imperial guard - 800 points
Space Marines - 2000 points |
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2013/01/09 09:02:28
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Executing Exarch
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Pay with monopoly money.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/09 09:03:47
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/01/09 09:14:01
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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repeat! :O
Demand to pay with Pokedollars
Try to barter for food with pokemon cards
Use magic within the premises and demand for free food
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/09 09:15:32
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2013/01/09 09:42:53
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Executing Exarch
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I had to change it because my first thought was bad - it was based around 'he does a lot of work for charity' and I thought better of it...
But - Take a liquifier in. Make a burger into liquid. Take your belt off...find a vein...hope you get thrown out before you actually end up injecting big macs.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/01/09 09:47:32
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Pretend to be a terrorist and threaten to blow up the store unless they give you free food.
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