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2013/09/26 09:39:44
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Use a tank at the drive-thru (it's unlikely to fit, and the road will probably be ruined too) 
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/09/26 13:01:11
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Walk into the middle of the store and say "I like trains".
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2013/09/30 11:23:21
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Angered Reaver Arena Champion
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.
Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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2013/09/30 13:40:53
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Use the roof as a vantage point to snipe the Westboro Baptist Church protesters with either paint-balls/.30-06 ammo
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/09/30 13:50:03
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Executing Exarch
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Walk in with a dead cat under your arm, slam it on the counter and shout "Look, I don't care anymore, either you pay me for these or I stop bringing them!"
EDIT:Said cat cos I couldn't think how you could do that with a a horse...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/09/30 13:50:47
 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/10/09 19:45:53
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Believe it or not I went to the same primary school as those guys.
To get banned, walk out the loo and say 'Why does nobody know how to flush the toilet after they've had a gak!?!'
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 Imperial guard - 800 points
 Space Marines - 2000 points |
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2013/10/15 11:20:12
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hellacious Havoc
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Walk into the play area and inquire aloud, "Who put clothes on all these children!?"
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Happiness is a delusion of the weak.
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2013/10/17 00:26:31
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Walk in, stare into the manager's and say 'I stab people', then smile......wait for a result (it is normally the police)
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2013/10/26 22:41:31
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Pustulating Plague Priest
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Order a Big Mac at the counter and say you'll make it yourself, proceed to use a flamethrower to cook the food, accidentally jam the trigger (do flamethrowers have triggers?), proceed to accidentally burn the place down and finally run around the parking lot desperately trying to get the trigger unjammed.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/10/27 02:04:33
   Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! |
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2013/10/31 12:41:49
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Several simultanious cans of silly string emptied over the counter at everything and everyone should get the job done.
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2013/10/31 13:35:51
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Demand a litter of cola and agrue profusely when told they don't have it.
order a dozen chesse burgers with extra sauce, take the buns off and see how long you can get them to stick to the ceiling.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/10/31 13:37:15
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2013/11/19 07:51:21
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Sit on top of the soft drink machines and stare down the cashier for as long as possible
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2013/11/19 08:15:02
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Break in at night, then replace all the softdrinks with crude oil.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/11/22 16:22:59
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Pustulating Plague Priest
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Arrive at McDonalds either by:
1) Landing drop pod on roof. Proceed to then use your chainsaw to cut a hole into the roof.
Or...
2) Landing drop pod in drive thru. No I don't care if there is a car there. It's the car's fault!
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Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! |
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2013/11/23 12:27:49
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Throw a pie at the cashier's face.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/11/23 23:00:28
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Dress as a preacher, enter and then preach the word of our lord, the colnel to the sinners and heretics of the cult of the clown.
Bonus points for getting a congregation of friends
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2013/11/27 06:17:30
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Pee in the fountain drink machines
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2013/11/27 06:32:03
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Drop a live grenade in the toilet bowl.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/11/27 09:49:25
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Already done this one.. 3 times
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2013/11/27 09:53:09
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Terrifying Doombull
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Walk in with a lust in your leaming eyes, grab the shoulders of your battlebrother. And proceed to demonstrate brotherly ove in the middle of th resturante while screaming " FOR THE EMPEROR!"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/11/27 09:53:29
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2013/11/27 13:35:59
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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 Trondheim wrote:Walk in with a lust in your leaming eyes, grab the shoulders of your battlebrother. And proceed to demonstrate brotherly ove in the middle of th resturante while screaming " FOR THE EMPEROR!"
Most disturbing...
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/11/27 19:24:55
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hellacious Havoc
Old Trafford, Manchester
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You need a bunch of friends for this one.
Go in the place one by one and quietly sit down. Don't order food or anything, just sit down.
When the last of your friends has sat down, they have to shout, "Maccies Maccies Maccies!" and then everyone has to run out the door.
Works equally well with Starbucks and Costa, too.
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"If I advance, follow me. If I retreat, shoot me. If I fall, avenge me. This is my last command to you all. FORWARD!!" |
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2013/11/27 19:25:46
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hellacious Havoc
Old Trafford, Manchester
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It might be an improvement...
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"If I advance, follow me. If I retreat, shoot me. If I fall, avenge me. This is my last command to you all. FORWARD!!" |
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2013/11/27 19:50:50
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Terrifying Doombull
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 Admiral Valerian wrote: Trondheim wrote:Walk in with a lust in your leaming eyes, grab the shoulders of your battlebrother. And proceed to demonstrate brotherly ove in the middle of th resturante while screaming " FOR THE EMPEROR!"
Most disturbing...
You know you want to......
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2013/11/28 18:52:32
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Trondheim wrote:Walk in with a lust in your leaming eyes, grab the shoulders of your battlebrother. And proceed to demonstrate brotherly ove in the middle of th resturante while screaming " FOR THE EMPEROR!"
My minds eyes..
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2013/11/28 19:29:48
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Terrifying Doombull
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The pleasure is all mine Master Of Ordinance
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2014/05/12 09:27:55
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Why 
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2014/05/12 09:50:09
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Take in your laptop and play heavy metal repeatedly through the biggest speakers you can get.
Actually feth that, play Cradle of Filth. The old stuff. Uncensored. Whilst screaming along with it.
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2014/05/12 13:09:49
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Hump the Ronald McDonald statue. For extra hilarity, strap on a chisel / hammer onto your pelvic region, so that you leave a hole after defiling the mascot.  Trondheim wrote:Walk in with a lust in your leaming eyes, grab the shoulders of your battlebrother. And proceed to demonstrate brotherly ove in the middle of th resturante while screaming " FOR THE EMPEROR!"
Drive me closer, I wish to hit him with my sword! Wink wink nudge nudge
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2014/05/12 13:11:51
What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2014/05/12 13:10:18
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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That's odd, Dakka didn't append it :/
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/05/12 13:11:00
What I have
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~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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