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St.Joseph MO

Apparently this person has...

http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/15/16521599-cleaner-steals-train-in-sweden-crashes-into-house?lite


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UK

Yes. Next question.

EDIT:

Looks like she went... off the rails.

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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

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Who hasn't crashed a train or two in their misspent youth?

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Even worse than that was that the train was late.

Too soon?

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

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I guess this was a fast women, aaaand I lost my train of thought...

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Any more puns and we risk derailing the thread.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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That railroad is going to need some work, could take all day.

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I hear the prosecution is trying to railroad them into jail.

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I was going to respond but then I lost my train of thought...

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Guys, guys, let's keep this on track. I'm sure this lady didn't choose to crash her train.

   
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Whatever her motive, I'm sure it was loco.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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Train puns.

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Perhaps she just wanted to see what driving a train was like. Not the greatest idea in the world but not the worst either.

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This made my day.

With that said, I shall back away slowly and ominously and disappear in a puff of smoke, then smuggle some fruit across the border in order to stay competitive with the veggie cartel.  
   
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New Orleans, LA

How did she jump the tracks? Did she take a corner too fast? Was there a de-railer in place?

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Leeds, UK

Fiver says she was steaming.


   
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New Orleans, LA

If "steaming" means what I think it means, that's a pretty safe bet. Time for new shorts...

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Steaming does mean drunk

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Was it Sharon Osborne?

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Chicago, Illinois

This is exactly like that one girl shot her dad with a bow.
It seems that she.
*puts on sun glasses*
Trailed off!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh

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The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)

Dammit. Now I'm going to have that train simulator bit stuck in my head the rest of the night. I hope you're happy.

 
   
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 kronk wrote:
How did she jump the tracks? Did she take a corner too fast? Was there a de-railer in place?


She ran full speed through the stopping block at the end of the tracks.

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 AlmightyWalrus wrote:
 kronk wrote:
How did she jump the tracks? Did she take a corner too fast? Was there a de-railer in place?


She ran full speed through the stopping block at the end of the tracks.

Wouldn't have happened if she had had training...
I regret nothing.

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Damn that train simulator bitch mayed me LOL

As it is i reckon she must have been quite steamed up to go off the rails like that.....

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I like this comment:

House for sale. close to transportation. very airy open ambience. large entryway. traffic flows well. cleaning lady included.

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Chicago, Illinois

Well maybe she was derailed with a midlife crisis.

That train of thought is just going to get you in trouble with the posters of the female persuasion.

Damn I lost my training liscense.

I am done...

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no...no.... i take train now.... no...

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