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Rules are simple. You and Lucius the Eternal have locked eyes on the battlefield;

I direct a comrade to shoot at him while attempting to flee.

What happens and what do you do after me?

The shot hisses past Lucius, then I hit you over the head and run away leaving you to face Gene Simons of the far future

I direct a Vindicator to shoot a large blast template on him.

The Vindi driver kills him, and now you have Lucius chasing after you in a Vindicator. Good job...

 angel of ecstasy wrote:
The Vindi driver kills him, and now you have Lucius chasing after you in a Vindicator. Good job...

Well let's just let this escalate even more quickly...

I convince the nearest devestator squad to fire on Vindi-Driver Lucius, give him a big missile launcher rather than the sword and whip he's used to (though these would come back).

Also keep running duh

I lure a Carnifex to smash the Vindicator and the missile launcher guy if he got the vindicator to blow up.

O.o - My expression as the Carnifex explodes from a violent mutation. I throw a flashbang and jump into an exposed sewer system.

When the biotitan eats the carnifex.

Multimelta squad destroys the biotitan.

I kill Lucius, then commit suicide.

A necron lord presses a button on the big map that blows up the sons.
He, not knowing that Lucius was there, felt no pride.

45k: Inquisitor is able to conquer the Necron planet Thanatos and proceeds to have a fatal heart attack and falls onto the Celestial Orrey proceeding to cause several hundred stars to nova which annihilates hundreds of planets including one that happens to have Lucius on it.

I direct a squad of Emos. As they can never feel happy lucious is DDOOOOMMMEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD

A Khorne Berzerker butchers Lucius. Since he only feels RAGE, Lucius has to face Khorne in the Warp first. Hilarity (and bloodletting) ensues.

Me being an inquisitor, i order the blood ravens commander boreale to execute the maneuver STEHL REHN - deploying multiple simultaneous defensive deep strikes on lucius.