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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/26 14:40:18
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/26 14:46:25
Subject: Re:Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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Imperial Admiral
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I smell a lawsuit.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/26 15:05:40
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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Bryan Ansell
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I doubt it'll happen but death by misadventure would be an appropriate finding.
The PCC is already onto it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/26 15:09:44
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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Bane Knight
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Mr. Burning wrote:I doubt it'll happen but death by misadventure would be an appropriate finding.
The PCC is already onto it.
That's automatically put into effect when somebody dies in police custody though, isn't it?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/30 22:35:11
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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Nurgle Veteran Marine with the Flu
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Well that guy got his just desserts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/30 22:54:22
Subject: Re:Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Unlikely in the UK. Most likely by the look of it he had a pre existing condition and the people in the shop took reasonable action. Automatically Appended Next Post: RossDas wrote: Mr. Burning wrote:I doubt it'll happen but death by misadventure would be an appropriate finding.
The PCC is already onto it.
That's automatically put into effect when somebody dies in police custody though, isn't it?
Yep.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/30 22:54:34
insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/30 23:03:24
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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Powerful Pegasus Knight
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Not sure I've ever seen a Ladbrokes in a "nice quiet area" as fairly shifty looking eyewitness David Marfleet claims it is.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/30 23:09:54
Subject: Re:Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 00:46:38
Subject: Re:Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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Imperial Admiral
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Family members aren't allowed to sue in the UK?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 09:54:05
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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Hallowed Canoness
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"We recovered a firearm of sorts"
Is it a pistol or isn't it? It's not that hard to find out... some easy steps for the UK police:
Is the entire thing plastic?
Does it have a little orange tip?
Can the magazine take rounds... or little BBs? or water? Does it even have a magazine well?
Work the action, can it even move? If it can, does it look like there's space for an actual round? are any of the chamber's internal mechanisms plastic?
With these easy to follow steps, you may now ascertain whether any potential firearm in your possession is in fact a real weapon or not within minutes of recovering the potential weapon from the scene! For more information, please consult the senior detective of your local firearms section.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 16:02:30
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
Gone-to-ground in the craters of Coventry
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As long as the thing appears real, there's little you can do to prove it cannot be fired.
A decommissioned firearm can easily appear ready to fire, but the firing pin, or whatever, might not exist.
As for local firearms sections, they're few and far between.
It'll take some time to round up all the officers with clearance to arm.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 16:09:28
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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In the UK, "armed" robberies carried out with realistic imitation guns are treated by the courts as real armed robberies and the sentence will be high if found guilty.
However, in this case the cost of a full trial was avoided.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 16:23:34
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Whats to sue over? BG stopped while attempting to commit armed robbery. GGs may have been in fear of death. BG was restrained. No information that anything else happened to BG. Sucks to be BG.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/31 16:29:02
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 16:35:40
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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Imperial Admiral
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Well, clearly a criminally negligent manufacturer of guns or gun replicas forced this misguided young man into a life of crime.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 16:40:22
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Should sue the gas mask manufacturer. The book printers too. If there weren't books then he wouldn't have been tempted to rob the place. ATTRACTITVE NUISANCE! ATTRACTIVE NUISANCE!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 16:53:06
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
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KalashnikovMarine wrote:"We recovered a firearm of sorts"
Is it a pistol or isn't it? It's not that hard to find out... some easy steps for the UK police:
I think they're just avoiding giving out details to the press while investigating.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 19:42:47
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Frazzled wrote:Should sue the gas mask manufacturer. The book printers too. If there weren't books then he wouldn't have been tempted to rob the place. ATTRACTITVE NUISANCE! ATTRACTIVE NUISANCE!
Yeah, a bookmakers isn't a place that makes books, it's a betting shop. So slightly more attractive and valuable a target than your nearest waterstones, unless you really want to read the final Harry Potter book.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 19:46:26
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Wait sorry, say again - what kind of place was this?
if its a bookie, why did they report it? Wouldn't the mob guys there just wacked him and dumped him? I'm confused now.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 19:49:10
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Betting shops are perfectly legal in the UK.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 19:54:18
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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1. So this is a mini bookie joint? 2. They don't have security? 3. Ok I'll change my joke to: I guess he didn't understand that sometimes you have to roll the hard six.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/31 19:54:56
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 19:56:32
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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He was just lucky an airport baggage porter and a passing granny weren't nearby; it would have gone a lot worse for him.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 19:59:49
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Kilkrazy wrote:He was just lucky an airport baggage porter and a passing granny weren't nearby; it would have gone a lot worse for him.
I think the concept of messing with some old fish wife granny is just terrifying. After all, the Argentinians were kicking butt until they ticked off Grannie Beth. Three hundred bodies later (covered up by MI6 as "repeated airstrikes") and the Argentinians were in full retreat.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 20:34:24
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/31 20:55:19
Subject: Masked gunman attacks betting shop and gets a surprise
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Why did that scene from the movie Snatch just pop into my head?
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