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Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21208674


I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in us
Imperial Admiral




I smell a lawsuit.
   
Made in gb
Bryan Ansell





Birmingham, UK

I doubt it'll happen but death by misadventure would be an appropriate finding.

The PCC is already onto it.

   
Made in gb
Bane Knight




Inverness, Scotland.

 Mr. Burning wrote:
I doubt it'll happen but death by misadventure would be an appropriate finding.

The PCC is already onto it.


That's automatically put into effect when somebody dies in police custody though, isn't it?
   
Made in gb
Nurgle Veteran Marine with the Flu






Yorkshire, England

Well that guy got his just desserts.
   
Made in gb
Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle





 Seaward wrote:
I smell a lawsuit.


Unlikely in the UK. Most likely by the look of it he had a pre existing condition and the people in the shop took reasonable action.


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 RossDas wrote:
 Mr. Burning wrote:
I doubt it'll happen but death by misadventure would be an appropriate finding.

The PCC is already onto it.


That's automatically put into effect when somebody dies in police custody though, isn't it?


Yep.

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 insaniak wrote:
Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons...
 
   
Made in gb
Powerful Pegasus Knight





Not sure I've ever seen a Ladbrokes in a "nice quiet area" as fairly shifty looking eyewitness David Marfleet claims it is.
   
Made in gb
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





Beijing

 Seaward wrote:
I smell a lawsuit.


From beyond the grave?
   
Made in us
Imperial Admiral




 Howard A Treesong wrote:
 Seaward wrote:
I smell a lawsuit.


From beyond the grave?

Family members aren't allowed to sue in the UK?
   
Made in us
Hallowed Canoness





The Void

"We recovered a firearm of sorts"

Is it a pistol or isn't it? It's not that hard to find out... some easy steps for the UK police:

Is the entire thing plastic?
Does it have a little orange tip?
Can the magazine take rounds... or little BBs? or water? Does it even have a magazine well?
Work the action, can it even move? If it can, does it look like there's space for an actual round? are any of the chamber's internal mechanisms plastic?

With these easy to follow steps, you may now ascertain whether any potential firearm in your possession is in fact a real weapon or not within minutes of recovering the potential weapon from the scene! For more information, please consult the senior detective of your local firearms section.

I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long


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Made in gb
Moustache-twirling Princeps





Gone-to-ground in the craters of Coventry

As long as the thing appears real, there's little you can do to prove it cannot be fired.
A decommissioned firearm can easily appear ready to fire, but the firing pin, or whatever, might not exist.

As for local firearms sections, they're few and far between.
It'll take some time to round up all the officers with clearance to arm.

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Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

In the UK, "armed" robberies carried out with realistic imitation guns are treated by the courts as real armed robberies and the sentence will be high if found guilty.

However, in this case the cost of a full trial was avoided.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

Whats to sue over?
BG stopped while attempting to commit armed robbery.
GGs may have been in fear of death.
BG was restrained. No information that anything else happened to BG.
Sucks to be BG.

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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in us
Imperial Admiral




 Frazzled wrote:
Whats to sue over?

Well, clearly a criminally negligent manufacturer of guns or gun replicas forced this misguided young man into a life of crime.
   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

Should sue the gas mask manufacturer. The book printers too. If there weren't books then he wouldn't have been tempted to rob the place. ATTRACTITVE NUISANCE! ATTRACTIVE NUISANCE!

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





Beijing

 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
"We recovered a firearm of sorts"

Is it a pistol or isn't it? It's not that hard to find out... some easy steps for the UK police:


I think they're just avoiding giving out details to the press while investigating.
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut






Sheffield, City of University and Northern-ness

 Frazzled wrote:
Should sue the gas mask manufacturer. The book printers too. If there weren't books then he wouldn't have been tempted to rob the place. ATTRACTITVE NUISANCE! ATTRACTIVE NUISANCE!

Yeah, a bookmakers isn't a place that makes books, it's a betting shop. So slightly more attractive and valuable a target than your nearest waterstones, unless you really want to read the final Harry Potter book.

   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

Wait sorry, say again - what kind of place was this?

if its a bookie, why did they report it? Wouldn't the mob guys there just wacked him and dumped him? I'm confused now.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

Betting shops are perfectly legal in the UK.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

 Kilkrazy wrote:
Betting shops are perfectly legal in the UK.

1. So this is a mini bookie joint?
2. They don't have security?
3. Ok I'll change my joke to: I guess he didn't understand that sometimes you have to roll the hard six.

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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

He was just lucky an airport baggage porter and a passing granny weren't nearby; it would have gone a lot worse for him.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

 Kilkrazy wrote:
He was just lucky an airport baggage porter and a passing granny weren't nearby; it would have gone a lot worse for him.


I think the concept of messing with some old fish wife granny is just terrifying. After all, the Argentinians were kicking butt until they ticked off Grannie Beth. Three hundred bodies later (covered up by MI6 as "repeated airstrikes") and the Argentinians were in full retreat.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7oo2qIpTyY

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in us
Most Glorious Grey Seer





Everett, WA

 Kilkrazy wrote:
Betting shops are perfectly legal in the UK.
Why did that scene from the movie Snatch just pop into my head?

 
   
 
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