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The Satan Twns are novel, but I'll probably pass on these releases. I already have most of the other stuff, and neither the Knight nor the Twins scream must-have to me.

If the knight isn't screaming 'must have' to you, you must be deaf!!!

Nah, I've never been a fan of sculpted smoke effects really. After closer inspection, the Twins' sword and scabbard look really thin. Hopefully that turns out well. Their hair looks good though- especially the Jesus-staff one.

So glad the cape of unmentionables is left off, that was WAY too much for me. Tongues are weird (and I can paint it metallic and pretend it away)... the other not so much

KDM has always been about body horror and I think Adam more than excels at that aspect! Mind, not a pair of models I'd buy, maybe my brother would.

The Knight though, niiiiiiiiice!

Yea, not feeling the twins. Which is something I thought I would never type. They are nicely sculpted from a technical angle, but I just don't get what their story is supposed to be. I don't look at them and get an idea of what their deal is, or any sort of story. Other than cutting off schlongs and tongues. Which is scary, but sort of run of the mill, especially for KD. I guess the one on the right is temptation, and the other wrath perhaps, but really I am just not feeling it like I do with many of Adam's other models.

I'd be getting them (although I'm not too keen on the right hand Satan twin I like the other one)

but I'm broke (that's Mierce's fault),

and KD now seems to be on the UK customs data base so I'm pretty certain I'd end up adding VAT and the £8 handling fee which pretty much moves them into the more than I'm prepared to pay at the moment

I'm disappointed that they are described as hermaphrodites but lack any masculine features. No muscles, no bulge, no nothing.

tormund wrote:
I'm disappointed that they are described as hermaphrodites but lack any masculine features. No muscles, no bulge, no nothing.

I thought this too- they are more definately female.

Maybe it's one of those retractable surprise thingies?

Like a horse! Even more apropos!

I almost wrote "appropriate" but that word never seems to apply to KD

tormund wrote:
I'm disappointed that they are described as hermaphrodites but lack any masculine features. No muscles, no bulge, no nothing.

Years of hormone shrinkage and impressive tucking?

The one on the left appears to have something hanging between her legs.

 Cyporiean wrote:

tormund wrote:
I'm disappointed that they are described as hermaphrodites but lack any masculine features. No muscles, no bulge, no nothing.

Years of hormone shrinkage and impressive tucking?

The one on the left appears to have something hanging between her legs.

Spoiler:

If you look at the 360 pictures she doesn't keep it. Not sure what's up with that. I assume it may be part of her clothing, sword, or hand.

-I think it may be the back of her "skirt".

And they're sold out, the twins that is.

I was excited about the idea of a Yaoi artist making male pinup models. While I would be uncomfortable having a female pinup on my shelf, having it next to a male pinup would be perfectly palatable to me. Objectifying woman isn't great. But if you're objectifying both genders equally, go right ahead. As a self identified feminist, that proposal got me excited as a way to defend Kingdom Death to my feminist friends.

But there's some serious misogynistic implications behind the idea of the devil being a pair of women (okay, extremely feminine hermaphrodites) who cut off the penises of men and wear them as skirts.

In the context of Kingdom Death as a whole, it's not the worst thing in the world. Body horror is a thing is this game. But seen on it's own, these models look pretty damning. Oh well. I'll continue to support the parts of this game I approve of and leave out the parts I don't approve of.

Speaking of which. I've seen a few people decry this Satan model as a cash grab and I have to ask, so what if it is? I don't care what the markup is, if people are willing to shell out the money and it helps to pay for more awesome sculpts or gameplay, I'm happy.

The twins are back up now as an encore preorder.

$25k+ not bad for a days work!

and of course they're up on Ebay already

The Twins are a bit disappointing, now that I read their description.They don't really look like "Hermaphrodite demon lover twins from Hell". I would have expected some androgynous, unsettling-yet-beautiful creatures, not "naked babe with a 'fleshy' skirt" - especially coming from Kingdom Death ! ^^'

And as Sway above, I'm really curious about these potentially upcoming male pinup.

For once I'm a bit underwhelmed by a KD release; just not digging those twins. The Knight is cool and I would like to have had one, but I was a good boy and resisted the 'purchase now' button (having just dropped £600 on Mierce Darklands helped a bit there too).

 OrlandotheTechnicoloured wrote:
KD now seems to be on the UK customs data base so I'm pretty certain I'd end up adding VAT and the £8 handling fee which pretty much moves them into the more than I'm prepared to pay at the moment

Yeah, same here in Sweden. My previous KD orders have actually just slipped through, but on my last order I got spanked with an extra $40 by customs. 25% plus a flat $15 handling fee, together with international shipping, raises the cost of ordering that single Gold Smoke Knight to above $60 for me. I just can't justify that.

tormund wrote:
I'm disappointed that they are described as hermaphrodites but lack any masculine features. No muscles, no bulge, no nothing.

The "Bulges" were on the skirt.....

Really it is the most anticipated game of the season, though.

Between this one and Brimstone, I'll be set.

 Cyporiean wrote:
The one on the left appears to have something hanging between her legs.

Between her legs? Dude! Did you miss what the skirt was made of? o.O

 Breotan wrote:

 Cyporiean wrote:
The one on the left appears to have something hanging between her legs.

Between her legs? Dude! Did you miss what the skirt was made of? o.O

So those are indeed tally whackers.

I was going to ask but feared someone would call me a pervert of some sort (though true but not the reason).

Kingdom Death has no need for fans to do a rule 34.

Edit Are they all circumcised?

edit again: if the tongue armor is still alive, does that mean the wang armor is...

It's really no worse than any of the other pin ups. Wang armor and stupid spine contortions are equal. Not only that but that's not even close to the most explicit thing in Kingdom Death. We have the net nurse for most inappropriate thing ever.

Yea, the only real sin I see in those two twins is that of being sort of boring.

 Wehrkind wrote:
Yea, the only real sin I see in those two twins is that of being sort of boring.

I think this is the best compliment Poots could ask for. Wang armor, bared nipples, and tongues licking all over a woman's body being "boring" compared to the rest of his line.

The internet has ruined me. Or made me ready for anything. I don't even know anymore

 Wehrkind wrote:
The internet has ruined me. Or made me ready for anything. I don't even know anymore

So after about 2 dozen clicks you ended up on that Japanese site too?

... I founded the American version...


Actually, come to think on it, I should remember when gak started getting really weird... before Stile Project, but my brain doesn't remember much before that. That's odd.

*sigh* - more cool KD minis that are sold out by the time I learn of their existence.

I really like a lot of his minis but his business model is frustrating as hell, and it keeps me from even really trying to be do more than a token buy-in. (It helped me stay my hand during the KS too).

Now I feel great sadness. As much as I want the smoke knight, that shipping cost makes it too hard to justify purchasing that one model alone. If there were another model in stock that I wanted, I could probably bear that shipping charge a little better, but as it is, that's just a bit too much for me to handle.

Maybe if CMON, or some other retailer, gets some copies, I might buy one and fit it in with a few other things, so as to rationalize that shipping.