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 Ouze wrote:

 Shadowseer_Kim wrote:
Staying with the USA laws regarding the census, I am only required to provide you with the following:

Number of people in your household on dakka : 1

Oh, hello there, Michele Bachmann.

I lied on mine...

Age: 30
Gender: Female
Race: Caucasian
Sexuality: Bisexual
Disabilities: Poor Eye-sight
Marital status: Cohabiting with partner
Employment: Self Employed
Salary: Crap!
Dream job: Working it
Live with parents?: No
Do you Rent or Own your property: Own
How many bedrooms?: 3
Religion: N/A
Political beliefs: N/A
How did you vote: N/A
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Rarely
What paper?: N/A
Last book read: Snuff by Terry Pratchet
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Master Grade Tallgeese model kit
General health: Average
Mental health: Average

 whembly wrote:

 Ouze wrote:

 Shadowseer_Kim wrote:
Staying with the USA laws regarding the census, I am only required to provide you with the following:

Number of people in your household on dakka : 1

Oh, hello there, Michele Bachmann.

I lied on mine...

Same.

Number of people in your household: 15, and they're all blind illegals from Paraguay!

At least some of us told the truth. some of us have no reason to lie.

 Salad_Fingers wrote:
So color be curious about the type of person that makes up this forum, i imagination its exceptionally diverse... as such prove it to this bored social scientist and answer the following questions... obviously feel free to leave gaps in bits you would rather not answer

Are you going to gather up the data and show some of the averages or interesting anomolies? Because I'd be curious to see that information.

Age: 30
Gender: Male
Race: Pakeha / New Zealand European
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: None
Marital status: Married
Employment: Teacher
Salary: NZ$ 65,000
Dream job: Internationally renowned author
Live with parents?: No
Do you Rent or Own your property: Own
How many bedrooms?: 2
Religion: Atheist
Political beliefs: Very left
How did you vote: Green Party (NZ 2011)
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Never
What paper?:
Last book read: Ship of Destiny: Book Three of the Liveship TRaders - Robin Hobb
Last non essentials consumer purchase: A bottle of soft drink?
General health: Good
Mental health: Good

Age: 28
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasion
Sexuality: Hetero
Disabilities: None
Marital status: Married
Employment: Global Mobility Lead Weather Forecaster, SSgt US Air Force
Salary: 30-40K
Dream job: Doing it.
Live with parents?: No.
Do you Rent or Own your property: Neither.
How many bedrooms?: 4
Religion: Atheist
Political beliefs: Conservative
How did you vote: Republican
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Weekly
What paper?: AF Times
Last book read: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (unabridged)
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Fable III
General health: Good with issues
Mental health: Good

Age: 19
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasion
Sexuality: Hetero
Disabilities: None
Marital status: Single
Employment: Student
Salary: 0
Dream job: Writer/PR Chappie
Live with parents?: No.
Do you Rent or Own your property: Rent
How many bedrooms?: 4
Religion: Atheist
Political beliefs: Moderate
How did you vote: Probably Labour but it depends.
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Weekly
What paper?: Times
Last book read: Frankenstein
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Some runningback gloves
General health: Good
Mental health: Good

Age: 30
Gender: Male
Race: White/Anglo-Irish
Sexuality: If at all possible
Disabilities: Abnormally large genitalia
Marital status: Cohabiting with partner and Labrador
Employment: Hired muscle. Seriously.
Salary: Not nearly enough.
Dream job: Anything with money, power and underlings
Live with parents?: Nope
Do you Rent or Own your property: Co-Own
How many bedrooms?: 3
Religion: No thanks
Political beliefs: Liberal Nationalist/Member of the Conservative party
How did you vote: Conservative (UK)
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Never
What paper?: I said never!
Last book read: 'Lennon Remembers' by Jann Wenner
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Wrigley's Extra Cool Breeze Sugar-Free Gum
General health: Average
Mental health: Average

Age: 26
Gender : M
Race: Half-Orc
Sexuality: Wimmenz
Disabilities: Type 1 Diabetus, Broken endocrine system
Marital status: Married
Employment: Hobo
Salary: see above
Dream job: Forensic Pathologist
Live with parents?: no
Do you Rent or Own your property: rent
How many bedrooms?: 1
Religion: Some meld of catholicsm and anglicanism
Political beliefs: Non racist nazi
How did you vote: greens
How often if at all do you read a paper?: media is biased
What paper?: probably the telegraph online
Last book read: book on child care
Last non essentials consumer purchase: cadburys cream egg
General health: poor+
Mental health: average-

Age: 33
Gender: Male
Race: Whitey
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: Nope
Marital status: Single / Married / Have a partner / Cohabiting with partner: Girlfriend of 2 1/2 years
Employment: Job Title / Unemployed: Service Associate for Honda dealership
Salary: $37000 a year, give or take depending on commision
Dream job: Reviewing cars for a popular automotive publication. Realistically, moving up into management with my current employer.
Live with parents?: Nope
Do you Rent or Own your property: Rent
How many bedrooms?: 2
Religion: Agnostic I guess
Political beliefs: Right learning conservative, socialist liberal etc etc: There are people trained to handle this for me.
How did you vote: NOYB
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Occasionally
What paper?: Local
Last book read: One of the Gaunt books.
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Stormraven
General health: Good / Average / Poor: Good
Mental health: Good / Average / Poor: Good

 d3m01iti0n wrote:

Race: Whitey

Interesting...

Age: 34
Gender: Transient
Race: Earthling
Sexuality: What ever floats me boat
Disabilities: None at the moment
Marital status: Single
Employment: Unemployed
Salary: £0.00 :(
Dream job: Money for nothing and me chips for free
Live with parents?: Yes, due to me losing my own place when i couldn't keep up with the rent
Religion: Atheist
Political beliefs: Jedi?
How did you vote: Badly
How often if at all do you read a paper?: In England? LoL
What paper?: Again LoL
Last book read: Imperial Earth by Arther C Clark
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Silicon breast enhancers
General health: Good
Mental health: Questionable at times

If I wanted to read lists I would go grocery shopping.

Age: 17
Gender: Male
Race: Human (alright, caucasian)
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Disabilities: None
Marital status: Forever Alone
Employment: Student
Salary: N/A
Dream job: Astronaut/Space Engineer (The latter is my career plan, the former is simply a possibility)
Live with parents?: Yes
Do you Rent or Own your property: No
How many bedrooms?: 3
Religion: Secular Humanist (non offensive way of saying 'atheist')
Political beliefs: Liberal, leaning towards socialist.
How did you vote: A combination of political philosphy and views on space exploration (How I will vote, anyway)
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Never
What paper?: N/A
Last book read: Caliban's War, Redemption Ark
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Spanish/French WW1 .32 Ruby pistol. (Seriously )
General health: Good
Mental health: Good; ego slightly oversized

 Cyporiean wrote:

Last book read: Snuff by Terry Pratchet

He really has matured as a writer.

Fine I'll have a go.

Age: 20
Gender: Male, my sex is male as well
Race: White
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: Hay fever
Marital status: Single
Employment: Unemployed
Salary: $0.00 Canadian
Dream job: Rock Star
Live with parents?: Yes
Do you Rent or Own your property: No
How many bedrooms?: 3
Religion: Atheism isn't a religion
Political beliefs: Usually flip-flop between social democracy and liberalism although I'm not opposed to conservatism
How did you vote: By scribbling on a piece of paper at some place in Kamloops
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Pretty much never
What paper?: Whatever is lying about in order to pass the time if there honestly is nothing better to do
Last book read: Various university text books
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Can't remember to be honest
General health: Average I guess, I'm not a doctor
Mental health: Average I guess as well

I got worried scrolling through this that every person's gender was male O.O good to see another girl

Chicks don't seem to dig warhammer much, which I guess isn't too surprising.

Age: 25
Gender: male
Race: Caucasian
Sexuality: heterosexual
Disabilities: legally blind I am a bit OCD as well
Marital status: in a relationship
Employment: I make metal stick
Salary: less than I am worth, enough to keep me crawling back.
Dream job: football head coach
Live with parents?: nope
Do you Rent or Own your property: own via inheritance otherwise too broke to buy my own.
How many bedrooms?: 3
Religion: Baptized and confirmed Roman catholic but I consider myself agnostic.
Political beliefs: independent
How did you vote: some republican some democrat some green party
How often if at all do you read a paper?: most days, reaching for the sports section first.
What paper?: local paper generally.
Last book read: This from George
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Anything on kickstarter it seems like.
General health: Good / Average / Poor average
Mental health: Good / Average / Poor average



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 Cheesecat wrote:
Chicks don't seem to dig warhammer much, which I guess isn't too surprising.

This is news to me.

Why not.

Age: 24
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
Sexuality: Hetero
Disabilities: None
Marital status: Engaged
Employment: Junior Officer/Pilot in training for the Canadian Forces
Salary: 50k+
Dream job: Kinda living it already, but I guess I'd love to be a musician or full time writer
Live with parents?: Not for 6 years now
Do you Rent or Own your property: Living in military quarters, basically renting
How many bedrooms?: 1
Religion: Atheist
Political beliefs: Socialist with some conservative aspects
How did you vote: NDP (Canadian)
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Online, normally once a day
What paper?: BBC for the most part
Last book read: Dirk Gently's Hollistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Errr...all my money goes to my wedding. I guess I bought Forza Horizon a month ago.
General health: Good
Mental health: Good

Age: 26
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
Sexuality: Hetero
Disabilities: do food allergies (Nuts, Peanuts) and nearsightedness count?
Marital status: Single
Employment: Unemployed (Student, earning my second BA. This time in Arabic Language, Literature, and Culture and I'll be adding a Minor in Islamic and Middle Eastern Studies)
Salary: $0.00
Dream job: Rock star or game designer
Live with parents?: Nope, stayed with my uncle when I moved to LA
Do you Rent or Own your property: Also no, I live in the dorms.
How many bedrooms?: ...It's a dorm.
Religion: Pre-Judaic Cannanite Paganism. (No, not really, I'm Agnostic.)
Political beliefs: Very liberal mostly, probably socialist.
How did you vote: Usually Democrat but I'll happily vote for other parties if their candidate makes sense.
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Almost never.
What paper?: N/A
Last book read: "On Saudi Arabia: Its People, Past, Religion, Fault Lines" by Karen Elliot House
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Do textbooks count? If not, then "Kingdom of Tyrants" by Cattle Decapitation (CD) and "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Season 7 (DVD)
General health: Average
Mental health: Probably somewhere between Average and poor.

 Cheesecat wrote:
Chicks don't seem to dig warhammer much, which I guess isn't too surprising.

Aye, we like better games.

Age: 24
Gender: Male
Race: White Scottish
Sexuality: Hetrosexual
Disabilities: Too Sexy, otherwise none.
Marital status: Have a partner
Employment: Electrical Engineer
Salary: £25,000-£30,000
Dream job: Artist or King of Space.
Live with parents?: No
Do you Rent or Own your property: Rent
How many bedrooms?: 3
Religion: Khorne.
Political beliefs: Blood for the Blood God.
How did you vote: Slaughter.
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Everyday
What paper?: Daily Record
Last book read: Re-read of Kal Jericho (Collected volumes.)
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Art Supplies
General health: Average.
Mental health: Good-Average...ish.

 Sushisamurai wrote:
I got worried scrolling through this that every person's gender was male O.O good to see another girl

Ribon Fox isn't a girl

 Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:

 Sushisamurai wrote:
I got worried scrolling through this that every person's gender was male O.O good to see another girl

Ribon Fox isn't a girl

Gender and sex are very different things mon frere.

Age: 18
Gender: Male
Race: Apparently human. White.
Sexuality: Heteral (I.ER. Likes the opposit sex)
Disabilities: Unless minor ADHD counts?
Marital status: Girlfriend
Employment: Unemployed
Salary: £0.00
Dream job: Something that lets me play around with tanks(Driveing, fireing the gun etc)
Live with parents?: Im 18 so yes
Do you Rent or Own your property: no
How many bedrooms?: 3
Religion: Wiccan
Political beliefs: Britain was better before the civil war(I.E. Royalist).
How did you vote: Havnt yet.
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Almost never unless the Kerrang! counts
What paper?: Kerrang!
Last book read: A drawe between Tank Action and His Last Command in the Gaunts Ghosts series
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Cookies
General health: Good
Mental health: Average i think. i may see stuff that others cant and occasionally communicate with them and myself. And my unfortunate bodily residents-4 demons and an entity but thats my buisness not yours

Age: 18
Gender: Male
Race: White
Sexuality: Hetero
Disabilities: None?
Marital status: Single
Employment: Unemployed
Salary: $0
Dream job: I don't have one.
Live with parents?: Yep.


Religion: Not really religious.
Political beliefs: whatever I agree with most.
How did you vote: I didn't


Last book read: Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer
Last non essentials consumer purchase: A journal for a friend.
General health: Good
Mental health: Average?

 Corpsesarefun wrote:

 Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:

 Sushisamurai wrote:
I got worried scrolling through this that every person's gender was male O.O good to see another girl

Ribon Fox isn't a girl

Gender and sex are very different things mon frere.

Yeah I really should of said female

 timetowaste85 wrote:
At least some of us told the truth. some of us have no reason to lie.

LIAR!


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 Cheesecat wrote:
If I wanted to read lists I would go grocery shopping.

I like to read lists while driving on the freeway, but only when there's just enough traffic to make driving 95mph interesting.

Oh yay! I havnt talked about myself enough!!

Age: 28
Gender: Male
Race: White
Sexuality: I dig chicks.
Disabilities: Nossir
Marital status: married
Employment: Full time parent and maker of money in crafty ways
Salary: Salad?
Dream job: Winning a huge ass lotto. Full time badass would be nice
Live with parents?: Not in a long time
Do you Rent or Own your property: Bought my house in cash
How many bedrooms?: 3
Religion: Very different Christian
Political beliefs: Id say Im more Republican then Dem, but a nice mix of both and vote for neither
How did you vote: 3rd party
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Weekly
What paper?: local paper
Last book read: Mort
Last non essentials consumer purchase: A video game
General health: Over weight, but in awesome shape otherwise
Mental health: tinfoil afro