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Age: over 21 but under 30
Gender: female
Race: very pale
Sexuality: I like sex
Disabilities: I am short
Marital status: Single / Married / Have a partner / Cohabiting with partner Marries
Employment: Job Title / Unemployed Janitor
Salary: squat
Dream job: my own business
Live with parents?: nope
Do you Rent or Own your property: own
How many bedrooms?: 3
Religion: mod podge of everything
Political beliefs: Right learning conservative, socialist liberal etc etc I am a hippie but not a liberal douche
How did you vote: don't vote
How often if at all do you read a paper?: I don't like newspapers
What paper?:
Last book read: Heroes of the space marines
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Clothes Hangers
General health: Good / Average / Poor average
Mental health: Good / Average / Poor average

 Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:

 Corpsesarefun wrote:

 Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:

 Sushisamurai wrote:
I got worried scrolling through this that every person's gender was male O.O good to see another girl

Ribon Fox isn't a girl

Gender and sex are very different things mon frere.

Yeah I really should of said female

I tend to get that confusion on here. Tiss always amusing
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Stoopid phone wont let me edit. Oh well

Age: 24
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Sexuality: Straight
Marital status: Living With Partner
Employment: Software Development
Salary: 18k pa
Dream job: Professor
Do you Rent or Own your property: Rent
How many bedrooms?: 3
Religion: Atheist
Political beliefs: Nihilist
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Never (I have no interest in the ramblings of opinionated morons, nor interest is which celebs are currently together/splitting up/having a drug-induced breakdown)
What paper?: None
Last book read: J R R Tolkien, Return of the King
Last non essentials consumer purchase: 10" Tablet

Age: 20
Gender: Male
Race: White
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: cat allergies...... and the little fethers ALWAYS want to be near me........ is hating cats a disability?
Marital status: Single
Employment: Sheet Metal HVAC Apprentice
Salary: 40,000 to 50,000 a year
Dream job: Tie between Armoured Soldier in the Canadian armed forces or to own my own Sheet Metal Fabrication shop
Live with parents: renting the shop off the old man
Do you Rent or Own your property: own property but finishing my apprenticeship before i build on it
How many bedrooms: 2
Religion: FOR THE EMPRAH!
Political beliefs: ehh........ other?
How did you vote: tired of Harper so i went with NDP since they are pro union
How often if at all do you read a paper: not vary often
What paper: not a darn clue
Last book read: The Eagles Brood
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Brain Lord for the SNES and lots of booze
General health: Average
Mental health: Good (but dumber then all hell)

edit: had to edit the disabilities as alot of people seem to think im living a life of hell for not being able to own/ be within 10 feet of a cat
edit2: first edit appeared halfway threw my survey

 Kovnik Obama wrote:

 Cyporiean wrote:

Last book read: Snuff by Terry Pratchet

He really has matured as a writer.

I wonder how much of it has to do with his physical decline. I don't really see the point in these, but since I decided to post in this thread.

Age: Yes
Gender/Sex:Male
Skin Color: White
Sexuality: Asexual/Hetero
Disabilities: Depression, Intelligence, Poor eye sight
Marital status: Single
Employment: Government
Salary: Enough
Dream job: Writer
Live with parents?: No
Do you Rent or Own your property: Neither
How many bedrooms?: 4
Religion: Deist
Political beliefs: Neutral
How did you vote: Emperor Palpatine for President, Mickey Mouse for VP
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Often
What paper?: The internet
Last book read: Sandman(whole series), Neil Gaiman
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Monster Energy Drink(Low Carb)
General health: "Average"
Mental health: Very Bad

Age: 44
Gender: Male
Race: Human. Mixed European.
Sexuality: None of your damned business.
Disabilities: I'm a gamer.
Marital status: Single / Married / Have a partner / Cohabiting with partner: Married.
Employment: Job Title / Unemployed: Part time Employed. Logistics.
Salary: Not on "salary". Varies due to hours.
Dream job: Haven't dreamed it yet and don't remember my dreams anyway.
Live with parents?: No. I have a wife now.
Do you Rent or Own your property: Own (disputed with bank, though. We own about 2/3 of it).
How many bedrooms?: 2. No children, no need for larger.
Religion: None.
Political beliefs: Right learning conservative, socialist liberal etc etc: Somewhere to the right of centre left.
How did you vote: Following the requirements of the system used here. "I came, I saw, I voted". Whether that vote counted for anything, I don't know.
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Maybe 1-2 times a week.
What paper?: Whatever's available when I get milk and bread. It varies but is usually never a FinReview (too dry).
Last book read: Bravo Two zero.
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Caprica dvd.
General health: Good / Average / Poor: Good.
Mental health: Good / Average / Poor: Good. I don't have mood swings or suffer extremes of mental attitudes.

Age: 22 for another couple days any way
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian (Irish/German)
Sexuality: Heterodynamic
Disabilities: Knees and shins damaged, mild hearing loss
Marital status: Divorced, possibly dating? Or something? I suppose we need to define it eventually
Employment: Apprentice Gunsmith, Student
Salary: Not enough
Dream job: God King of Space, but until that opens up I'd like to own my own Gun shop with repair and custom services offered.
Live with parents?: Nein
Do you Rent or Own your property: Rent
How many bedrooms?: Refrigerator Box
Religion: Universalist/alcoholic
Political beliefs: Libertarian
How did you vote: Like everyone else I suppose, fill in the little bubbles
How often if at all do you read a paper?: When there's no other option
What paper?: What's available
Last book read: Fall of Damnos
Last non essentials consumer purchase: M1 Garand Rifle
General health: Good
Mental health:
“Do you think I've gone round the bend?"
"I'm afraid so. You're mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

Age: 25
Gender: Boy
Race: White boy
Sexuality: Girls
Disabilities: none physical
Marital status: Have a partner
Employment: Geoscientist
Salary: £50k
Dream job: Palaeontologist
Live with parents?: Nope
Do you Rent or Own your property: Rent
How many bedrooms?: 2
Religion: None
Political beliefs: Lefty, but as long as it's not Conservative we'll get on fine
How did you vote: Labour
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Most days
What paper?: Guardian
Last book read: The Hobbit
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Fallout: New Vegas on Xbox
General health: Average
Mental health: Poor

Gender: Male
Race: White/British
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: None
Marital status: Single
Employment: Unemployed
Salary: £000.00 per lifetime
Dream job: Something that means I can enjoy my time out of work.
Live with parents?: Yep.
Do you Rent or Own your property: Nope.
How many bedrooms?: 3
Religion: Atheist.
Political beliefs: That the British government was designed merely to spend all day procrastinating.
How did you vote: Never did.
How often if at all do you read a paper?: If by chance I see an interesting article lying around
What paper?: No idea/no preference
Last book read: Can't remember, but I've read a lot.
Last non essentials consumer purchase: A space marine battle company for Epic Armageddon
General health: Good
Mental health: Good (Debatable)

Age: 28
Gender: Male
Race: White-British
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Disabilities: None
Marital status: Married
Employment: Science Technician
Salary: Low
Dream job: Not sure any more
Live with parents?:
Do you Rent or Own your property: Rent
How many bedrooms?: One
Religion: None
Political beliefs: Socialist
How did you vote: Green
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Every day
What paper?: Metro/Evening Standard, Observer at weekends
Last book read: Lovecraft omnibus
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Superior Spiderman #3
General health: Good
Mental health: Good

Age: 36
Gender: Male
Race: White
Sexuality: Male
Disabilities: None
Marital status: Single
Employment: Self-Employed A/V tech, and occasionally musician for hire.
Salary:
Dream job: Professional Lottery Winner
Live with parents?: One lives with me
Do you Rent or Own your property: Own
How many bedrooms?: 3
Religion: None
Political beliefs: Extreme Moderate
How did you vote: By going up to the polls and voting for who I thought were worthy canidates
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Physical paper? Not at all. I do read the websites of major papers about once or twice a week.
What paper?:
Last book read: Raymond Feist novel
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Some house paint.
General health: Good / Average / Poor: Average
Mental health: Good / Average / Poor: Average

Age: 28
Gender:male
Race:Caucasian
Sexuality:straight
Disabilities:none
Marital status: Married
Employment: Machinist
Salary:45-80k (depending on overtime)
Dream job:sports journalist
Live with parents?:no
Do you Rent or Own your property:rent
How many bedrooms?:2
Religion:non
Political beliefs: no clue
How did you vote:OBAMA!
How often if at all do you read a paper?:almost never
What paper?:Boston herald
Last book read:a memory of light by Robert Jordan/Brandon Sanderson
Last non essentials consumer purchase:cigarettes
General health: Average
Mental health: Probably Poor. I'm an emotional wreck that gets depressed with an addictive personality.

Age: Life starts later this year
Gender: Bloke
Race: White British, if what the papers say is true
Sexuality: See below
Disabilities: Geek and nerd
Marital status: Married
Employment: Council network kit-rebooter
Salary: Pitiful, but just about adequate
Dream job: Dreaming
Live with parents?: Not for a long time
Do you Rent or Own your property: Own just less than half of it
How many bedrooms?: 4. One is a craft-room
Religion: Pagan, but still finding out what sort
Political beliefs: Vaguely to the left
How did you vote: Rarely
How often if at all do you read a paper?: twice a week or so
What paper?: Does Slashdot.org count? And news.bbc.co.uk
Last book read: Terry Pratchett's "Flicker of the screen" or whatever it's called.
Last non essentials consumer purchase: GW Librarian
General health: Good enough to be above average.
Mental health: Average, even if slightly self-diagnosed autistic.

I'll have a go...

Age: 39
Gender: Male
Race: White, Scots (So white I'm practically blue)
Sexuality: Hetero
Disabilities: None
Marital status: Married
Employment: Aircraft Maintainance Specialist
Salary: $90,000 (including benefits)
Dream job: Stay at home Dad.
Live with parents?: No
Do you Rent or Own your property: Own
How many bedrooms?: 2
Religion: Athiest/Humanist
Political beliefs: Conservative
How did you vote: As above
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Daily
What paper?: Arab News
Last book read: Snuff, Terry Pratchett
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Some Scuba gear
General health: Good
Mental health: Good

Age: 22
Gender: Male
Race: In first place.
Sexuality: Tentacle Monster
Disabilities: Sexuality.
Marital status: Single.
Employment: Senior in College
Salary: Pity, handouts, and bar tips.
Dream job: Ensuring liberty to all.
Live with parents?: No.
Do you Rent or Own your property: Rent
How many bedrooms?: A cubbard over the stairs... seriously.
Religion: Universalist Unitarian Dropout, Humanist(-ish)
Political beliefs: Wondering why we havea two party system.
How did you vote: Obama
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Once a week. (maybe)
What paper?: Whatever is free.
Last book read: Too Poor. Wrote my own.
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Space Marine for 10 dollars on the PS3.
General health: Good
Mental health: I'm not killing people? Does that put me at average?


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 Coolyo294 wrote:


How often if at all do you read a paper?: Usually every sunday
What paper?: Star Tribune

I know where you live!

 DemetriDominov wrote:
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 Coolyo294 wrote:


How often if at all do you read a paper?: Usually every sunday
What paper?: Star Tribune

I know where you live!

Crap!

*Prepares bugout bag and plots course for Canada*

Fool! Go the other way! You'll run into me!

 Cheesecat wrote:
Chicks don't seem to dig warhammer much, which I guess isn't too surprising.

I loveeeeeeee 40k, can't stand Fantasy though *yuck*

Age: 41
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
Sexuality: Pansexual
Disabilities: None
Marital status: Cohabiting with partner
Employment: Senior QA tester
Salary: £21K
Dream job: Book store owner
Live with parents?: No
Do you Rent or Own your property: Own
How many bedrooms?: 3
Religion: No thanks
Political beliefs: Right learning conservative, socialist liberal etc etc: Somewhere in the middle
How did you vote: Every general election
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Never
What paper?: None
Last book read: Blood Pact by Dan Abnett
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Ghazghkull Thraka
General health: Average
Mental health: Hatstand

Age: 26
Gender: Male
Race: White (German/Russian)
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: Surprisingly none
Marital status:Married
Employment: I make Black & Mild Cigars (Wood tip specifically)
Salary: 32k
Dream job: Own a bar
Live with parents?: nope
Do you Rent or Own your property: Rent
How many bedrooms?: 2
Religion: Spiritual, Not religious
Political beliefs: Screw politics (Moderate)
How did you vote: I didn't last election
How often if at all do you read a paper?: I read mah news online
What paper?: See above
Last book read: A Long Way Gone
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Yuengling Lager
General health: Good
Mental health: Good until I'm at work

Age: 32
Gender: Male
Race: Homo Superior
Sexuality: Pan (It means I don't judge attraction on gender/sex but on other qualities like personality...)
Disabilities: It's only a disability if you let it be
Marital status: Divorced
Employment: Programmer
Salary: more than enough
Dream job: Program Analyst
Live with parents?: nope
Do you Rent or Own your property: Rent, looking to buy
How many bedrooms?: 2
Religion: Christian
Political beliefs: What I feel...
How did you vote: Invisibly
How often if at all do you read a paper?: paper?
What paper?: exactly
Last book read: The Mortal Instrument: City of Glass by Cassandra Clare
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Massage Table
General health: Average
Mental health: If I had but a mind....


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 Coolyo294 wrote:

 DemetriDominov wrote:
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 Coolyo294 wrote:


How often if at all do you read a paper?: Usually every sunday
What paper?: Star Tribune

I know where you live!

Crap!

*Prepares bugout bag and plots course for Canada*

Don't worry - you can come where I am - no one will suspect you....and its not too far...lol

Age: 29
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: Umm... very bad eye sight? Does that count?
Marital status: Single
Employment: Business Analyst/Freelance Writer
Salary: I'd rather not.
Dream job: The second one of those above two without the need for the former.
Live with parents?: Nope.
Do you Rent or Own your property: Own.
How many bedrooms?: 2.
Religion: Christian.
Political beliefs: All those tests you do say I'm a Libertarian. I'm Australian Liberal, which is different to an American liberal.
How did you vote: For the Liberal Party of Australia.
How often if at all do you read a paper?: A physical paper? Hardly ever. I get my news online.
What paper?: The Australian Broadcasting Commission website (bunch'a super-biased left-leaning nutjobs, but I just skim the headlines).
Last book read: One currently under an NDA.
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Codex Chaos Daemons.
General health: Average
Mental health: Good

Age: 33
Gender: Male
Race: White Scottish( as they say on the census forms)
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Disabilities: None
Marital status: Married
Employment: Military Biomedical Scientist
Salary: 31K
Dream job: Clinical Scientist/Biomedical research/haven't decided
Live with parents?: No
Do you Rent or Own your property: Neither, military accomodation
How many bedrooms?: 3
Religion: None
Political beliefs: To the left of centre left
How did you vote: Rarely but if I do Labour/Lib dem
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Not for about 5 years
What paper?: Guardian/Times but now I get my news from the BBC news website
Last book read: Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Some Finnish infantry for FoW
General health: Currently a bit ropey but generaly good/excellent
Mental health: Good

Well, I suppose brutal honesty is the only way to compile an accurate sample of members, so here goes nothing.

Age: 21
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Disabilities: Severe depression and anxiety
Marital status: Cohabiting with partner
Employment: Unemployed
Salary: Sick pay
Dream job: Novelist
Live with parents?: Nope
Do you Rent or Own your property: Rent
How many bedrooms?: 2
Religion: Atheist, raised Catholic
Political beliefs: Former Conservative, now very much in the Labour camp
How did you vote: Conservative (I know, big mistake)
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Once a week maybe? I can't concentrate on reading for too long.
What paper?: Daily Express
Last book read: Fear to Tread
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Cigarettes
General health: Average, leaning towards poor
Mental health: Very poor without medication.

Gender: male
Race: Caucasian
Sexuality: straight
Disabilities:
Marital status: Single
Employment: Unemployed
Salary: $7 a week
Dream job: Working for Heckler and Koch or Google
Live with parents?: yes
Do you Rent or Own your property:nope
How many bedrooms?: 5
Religion: Protestant
Political beliefs: Libertarian
How did you vote: Star trek over Star wars
How often if at all do you read a paper?: once a month If I find one out
What paper?: whichever I can find
Last book read: Last stand of fox company, A book about the marines around the chosin reservoir during the korean war.
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Greatcoat shocktroopers
General health: I live in a large family so when winter comes along, sickness hits hard.
Mental health: Good.

Age: Younger than Frazzled
Gender: yes
Race: Human
Sexuality: Asexual
Disabilities: No comment
Marital status: Single
Employment: Student
Salary: 0
Dream job: Haven't decided yet
Live with parents?: Yes, for now
Religion: Agnostic
Political beliefs: True Fin/Nationalist
How did you vote: On site
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Daily
What paper?: Satakunnan kansa
Last book read: Storm of Iron
Last non essentials consumer purchase: 1,5L mountain dew bottle
General health: Low
Mental health: Average

Age: 36.
Gender: Male
Race: Hispanic
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: While it doesn't quite rise to the level of a disability, I have quite poor eyesight
Marital status: Single / Married / Have a partner / Cohabiting with partner: Married
Employment: Job Title: Employed, as an RJE Operator. I'm also responsible for monitoring (but not fixing) a mainframe system that's 2 years older than I am.
Salary: Certainly, not what I'm worth.
Dream job: I'd like to own a movie theater. That's what I do if I won the powerball and was super wealthy: I'd open a cinema. This cinema would serve beer, admit no one under 18, and would require you to check your phone when you get your ticket. I'd show mainstream movies, but also things that you don't see in general release over here, like the awards show movies at the end of the year you can only see in NY or LA for 3 months before general release.
Live with parents?: No, I live with my wife.
Do you Rent or Own your property: We own.
How many bedrooms?: 5, although 2 of my stepchildren are gone and I've claimed their bedrooms as a wargaming room, and a server room, respectively.
Religion: I'm an agnostic. I think it's pretty unlikely there is a supreme being but I suppose it's possible. In either event, no need to be a jerk about it.
Political beliefs: Right learning conservative, socialist liberal etc etc. I have voted all over the spectrum, but I generally lean liberal.
How did you vote: I vote in national elections, I don't really bother with like local school boards and stuff like that.
How often if at all do you read a paper?: I haven't read a paper newspaper in many years. I read the news many times a day, but I do that on the web.
What paper?: I go all over the place, Realclearpolitics, Politico, the big 4 MSM, NPR, Atlantic, American Prospect, The New Republic, etc. I especially like the writings of Robert Samuelson, and even though I often disagree with him, I usually read George Will's articles as well.
Last book read: My Life as a Whiter Trash Zombie, which was the literary equivalent of fast food.
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Starbucks, on the way to work. Not sure how nonessential it was, I'm tired as all hell.
General health: Good / Average / Poor: Average, I suppose.
Mental health: Good / Average / Poor : I'd say good.

sigh... guess I'd better add my piece...

Age: 36.
Gender: Male
Race: White
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: Profoundly Deaf (wearing blast your fething eardrums hearing aids!)
Marital status: Single / Married / Have a partner / Cohabiting with partner: Divorced with 2 boyz (ahem, meant squiggies)
Employment: Job Title: IT Technical Specialist
Salary: Worth more than my weight in gold.
Dream job: In it. If you ain't happy in your job... you ain't living.
Live with parents?: No.
Do you Rent or Own your property: Own.
How many bedrooms?: 3.
Religion: Generic Christians... boyz go to Catholic Church/School... so, their dad a heathen... but, they eat their god. Awesome-sauce.
Political beliefs: South Park Conservative. (dunno what that means... Fiscally Right Wing, but Socially Liberal?)
How did you vote: Nationally? Republican... State/Locally? Mostly Democrat.
How often if at all do you read a paper?: Those exists?
What paper?: See above.
Last book read: Simon R. Green's Nightside series.
Last non essentials consumer purchase: Radio Remote Control.
General health: Good / Average / Poor: Stud.
Mental health: Good / Average / Poor : fething Crazy