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The marines escorting my Librarian carry a jukebox, and whenever he gets into a challenge (or pushes the Sergeant into the challenge) they start playing the Star Trek: The Original Series fight music.
warboss wrote: Is there a permanent stickied thread for Chaos players to complain every time someone/anyone gets models or rules besides them? If not, there should be.
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
If she's not there, then Na Za (counts-as Zahndrek);
"You aren't even worth my Mistress' time."
"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad.
IG commander who has died in every battle except one where he fled off the board... 'Hey this is my party so make like a tree, and get the hell out of here!'
4th company
The Screaming Beagles of Helicia V
Hive Fleet Jumanji
"There comes a time when presence of mind is shown by absence of body." - Colonel Sara ferch Lyn, Solstice Lunar III, upon being confronted by a greater daemon of nurgle.
"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad.
Normally I'll have some variant of "Face me, (insult goes here)!"You know, something like cur or vile heretic or something. But my Reclusiarch usually comes out with something a bit more wordy:
"Be absolved of your sins in the fires of the Emperor's chosen!" Etc.
"Hard pressed on my right. My centre is yielding. Impossible to manoeuvre. Situation excellent. I am attacking." - General Ferdinand Foch
For my Displacer Field Librarian "CHANGE PLACES !!!!"
8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves 4000 Kel'shan Ta'u "He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams
Ezekiel: (Challenging): The Reclusium and I shall have no trouble with you. Repent or die heretic! (Challenged) Fool! You think you may challenge me and live? By the wrath of the Lion and the edge of the Traitor's Bane, YOUR LIFE ENDS HERE, XENO/HERETIC SCUM!
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1750 Points of Ravenwing
"In the grim-darkness of the 41st Millenium, nobody can turn on the damn lights."
Ork warboss issuing or accepting challenges: "Dere's only two types of oomies [insert species of choice]. Dose dat like grot-fondlin', an' dose dat like bein' de grot. Which iz you?"
Rule 37: There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.' - The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
"Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself..." - Either of my Overlords in a challenge.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation