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Why the need for earplugs?

I can't believe there are those who have no faith in the power of rock.

(runs to get a CD of Queen)

*starts thrusters to move out*

Until this "rock" is a prayer to the machine god, we prefer real repairs.
May the omnissiah bless you, we'll return to base.
*whoosh*

I have faith in the Emperor, what more is needed?
Nothing, there is only the Emperor.

How the Emperor must be disappoint at your ignorant and unthinking faith.

The Emperor/Revelation wrote:

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

Faith won't save you from Xenomorph's!

*The horde of Xenomorph's begin to move*

Ever heard of a rosarius? Sheilds me from physical and spiritual harm.
And even then faith is my sheilf

What sheild do you have xenos scum against my flamer?

Bane Wolves! Provide mobile cover fire! Infantry are to fall back to the secondary line! Earthshakers on standby!

*Power shuts down on the Bane Wolves and Earthshakers*

"What do you mean they cut the power man? Their animals!"

All personnel, standby for CQC. Melta release authorized.

All Xenomorph's, standby for armed lunch coming your way.

Pitiful fools, if you had devoted your soul to chaos, as I have done, you would realise that this petty squabble is meaningless in the greater plan!

And by greater plan, I mean more KAYOSS DOOMBOLTS!!!!

You failed your psychic test and suffer perils of the warp as a result

Lucky I put on my Sigil of Corruption then!
*Proceeds to roll a six*

But you can't take saves against Perils of the Warp, even we know that.

*arrives*

...

*leaves*

 blood reaper wrote:
But you can't take saves against Perils of the Warp, even we know that.

Huh. Must've been thinking of something else (probably gets hot rolls. Unless those can't be saved either... I barely get five games per year, I hardly ever read the rules...).

Well, good thing I'm a multi-wound character then.

I think I will go sit and make something.

I may have to join you.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *checks the artist*

Come, pancake face, join me on a murderous rampage!

Want some coffee?

Yes, yes I would. Do you also have any syrup by any chance?

I hear it's good for slathering on the face.
Unfortunately, I already used it. Care for some doombolts to the face?

Care for some hugging of the face?

Yesss....
And while you're there, could you get that piece of corn out from between my teeth?

I'll get it out if you want, I'll carve it out with my Eviscerator
* revs fething massive anti-tank chainsword*

*Quickly dons a Mark of Tzeentch, boosting the Sigil of Corruption*

Come at me bro! I have an initiative 4 Ap 3 Force Weapon, and a 3++, I do not fear you!

(turns on the music as nine Vendettas with Heavy Bolter sponsons arrive)

You were saying?

Time to bring out the big guns!

*Summons six full platoons of traitor guard and nine hydras from the warp*