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The beastman enters the room defecates then sets it on fire and begins chanting in the beast tongue to summon a greater Daemon.

really? is there any sane people here, a defecating beastmen, insane space marine, a purple dino, a girl who refuses to wear pants and a child who's just sad.

The naked Viking is the worst though, I shudder just thinking about his glorius naked behind

In the time of insanity, let the insane guide you!

So, then, I'm now in command and I demand that we slay IN THIS ORDER:

The Beastman! (Slay the mutant!)
The Carnosaur and Elf! (Slay the xenos!)
The Elf, again! (Slay the witch!)
The Slaaneshi Cultist (Slay the heretic!, Slay the traitor!)
Any Daemons that are in the room! (Destroy the daemon!)

*Grabs grenades in each hand*
Time to PARTAY!!!

*Throws grenades in every direction*

(gets in Zaku and stomps the Chaos Lord)

CUT. IT. OUT!

Wait, that's not a zaku, that's an Eva!
You just gave it extra armor plating!

You've been lying to us, little lady.

I call BS. Like hell I'm getting back into an EVA.

Look, it's urinating LCL over that space marine!

Coolant leak! Everyone out! The reactor's gonna blow!

RARGH SLAANESH HERETIC!

Changing the order, kill the heretic and traitor first, then the mutant!

For the Emperor!

The Beastman's horned skull explodes into blood and brains. It kicks its hoof in a death throe.


"RAGBARLGGRRRRRRRRRR" More Gors enter the room and begin to feast upon the remains of their fallen brother, one taking whats left of his horns for himself.

Oooooh, mutants, *blam*

I changed my mind, Emperor dammit!

Heretics and Traitors first, mutants second. Got it?

Now then, Emperor protect us!

*charges in trying to kill the heretic by strapping melta bombs to her mech's legs*

(takes off before you can so)

No, I don't think so.

*Acquires a jump pack*

You can't escape me now! I shall bring the Emperor's light to your soul!

Bring it!

(opens fire with a machine cannon)

*Passes all 4++ saves required*
*Assaults*
*Places Melta Bomb*
*Wounds*

I brought the pain! (and the Emperor's light)

(passes the invulnerable save and preps a nuclear rocket launcher)

My turn!

You can't shoot into combat, silly, especially when you're part of it!

See? It's in the rules right here!

I dare say this is turning out to be quite fun! Nakedness and Beastmen! How much better can it get *If only that marine would get naked to.....*

Never!

Well you did not say that last nigth.....

Last night? What are you talking about?

(leaves to get a drink)

Ugh...get a room you two.

Oh dont pretend you dont remember...Oh wait the drug I slipped into your system must have knocked you out cold. And do join us madam, cake and monopoly will be had

No thanks. Feel free to enjoy each others' company though.

Aw well I will even put on cloths if it helps you change your mind. And I also promise to just mix wierd subatsancecs into my own tea

Don't leave me with him/it/her, please! I beg you in the Emperor's name!

I'll.. I'll even stop calling you a traitor and heretic and let you get along with your life without me trying to kill you, just PLEASE!

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
Don't leave me with him/it/her, please! I beg you in the Emperor's name!

I'll.. I'll even stop calling you a traitor and heretic and let you get along with your life without me trying to kill you, just PLEASE!

Well then......Now that order is restored and the marine traumatized for life my work is complet. Now to remember to say thank you to Slaanesh for borrowing me that powerd Oh and dont worry, I am always gentel

Well then......Now that order is restored and the marine traumatized for life my work is complet. Now to remember to say thank you to Slaanesh for borrowing me that powerd Oh and dont worry, I am always gentel

Sadly for you, I am not gentle, nor am I sane. *Pulls out a bolt pistol, then rips off the arm with the bolt pistol and points both at you.* En Garde!

Thank you, guardsman.
Now, then, let me regain my composure before you do much else, I also want to bring the Emperor's grace to this depraved sod.