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Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

(walks in with a coffee mug and takes in the scene)

Things have changed around here.

(looks at coffee, frowns, throws it away and walks off muttering to self)

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

What is that strange thing you are wearing over your gasmask?

And for that matter, why is your greatcoat not covering all of your body? You want to die from the radiations?

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
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Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

No worries, this 'pancake' is a relic from the Dark Age. It does all those things and more! AND it's edible!

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

 Bobthehero wrote:
What is that strange thing you are wearing over your gasmask?

And for that matter, why is your greatcoat not covering all of your body? You want to die from the radiations?


For the first, that's my custom War Mech from the Dark Age of Technology. As to your second, I'm wearing an ace's custom dress uniform.

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

You have a mech, on your gasmask, okay.

As for the second answer, well its your death, don't come and ask for a spare greatcoat when your hair fall off and your insides melt off.

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

It's just a dress uniform. In any case, the Tech Magi in charge of the War Mechs give us inoculations against potential radiation leaks from the mechs' plasma reactor.

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Your clothing is indeed impractical.

   
Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







And heretical.
And traitorous.
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Purge?

   
Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







I'm so tempted to but the last few times have ended in failure.

Still... worth a shot
*Grabs Flamer*
Purge it with fire!
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Do mind you don't hit me.

   
Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







It will only hit you if the Emperor demands it, I assure you.
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Ah, that's pretty good.

   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

Says a Sorcerer and a Chaos Lord. If it weren't for the fact I'd have to pay for damages, I'm tempted to call in an orbital strike here and now.

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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

But you're a heretic!

   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

Nope, I'm Imperial Navy

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I'll take you to the Rock!
Dressing around like that is heresy, and must have something to do about heretics that totally are not from my Legion at all!

   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

No.

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Yes it is! I'm an Interrogator Chaplain of the First Legion, the Honoured Sons of the Lion, who have totally not been betrayed by half of their Legion at the end of the Horus Heresy, and we most certainly don't do secrets!
Now die, heretic!


I need to call in the other Marines.

   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

Yes, I know that already, so what's your point?

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Just assuring you, so you don't get any silly ideas.

Anyways, considering you have been deemed unclean, please follow me to the Interrogation Chambers..

   
Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







You will not be gassed upon entering.
You will be tortu... I mean tested after a short wait.

I will call some more of our Adeptus Astartes brethren to this room. It is rank with the stench of heretic, traitor, mutant daemon, xenos and witch alike!
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Repent your sins, and we will not have to act that hard!

   
Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







Should I call the (Spanish) Inquisition?
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

Oh shut it, the two of you. The game's on.

(turns the TV on)

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Yeah, great job, heretic.
Now you're getting the Ravenwing and the Deathwing to your location.
*tv switches channel, to show some Imperial Propaganda*
Why were you not watching the rightious tv network? Huh? And why are you located in a Tau zone!?

   
Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant








Now then, be a good little traitor and walk into the Interrogation Chambers

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Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Yes, that's where we torture heretics and question them. Obviously, those are not from our Legion.

   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

Idiot; it's the Tau Demilitarized Zone. Emperor knows what the Ordo Xenos and the Adeptus Mechanicus are doing on the surface. And why did you change the show? The Imperial Football Championship Finals between the Caliban Lions and the Fenris Wolves was about to start! I have 150,000 credits on the Wolves winning this cycle's championship!

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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







That stuff is god-awful.
Imperial propaganda is much more entertaining!
   
 
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