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Ah, I see.

Hey, you know they're selling pudding at half-price over there. Here's some money. Let none say Bob doesn't care about the children.

Hey Bob.

There was some girl named Brianna at the door. Says she's an old girlfriend or something. She dropped by this.

*hands Bob a 12 pound baby girl.

Her name's Susan. Have fun you rascal.

do you want me to eat it?
also, awww so cute.
also, bob has an x? was it a one night stand?
also,
*ow*

Well, well, well...things are shaping up to be interesting around here.

This trooper trench is finished at last!

Congratulations; new orders from the Inquisitor: he said to hurry and finish the Astropathic Trans-Reception Array.

Why all the working? Let's play!

Already am; struggling to beat Shin Megami Tensei IV as we speak.

Lets play doctor, I be the doctor and you be the blond maid in need of medical attention!

I'm not really into that kind of thing.

Do you know where you are?

WHERE YOU TRULY ARE???

Why yes I do know where I am, in the warp plotting your bloody demise

 sing your life wrote:
Do you know where you are?

WHERE YOU TRULY ARE???

Yes, citizen. I do.

Trondheim wrote:Why yes I do know where I am, in the warp plotting your bloody demise

thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
Do you know where you are?

WHERE YOU TRULY ARE???

Yes, citizen. I do.

Such childish ignorance. Y'know, you remind me of myself at a young age. All I cared about was riding narwhales and sleeping in honeycombs and drinking babies' tears.

Word of advice: If you ride a narwhale, mind the pointy bit.

You're in the mind of Pelagius the Mad.
So what?

I am a part of you, little mortal. I am a shadow of your subconscious, a blemish on your fragile little psyche. You know me. You just don't know it.

Aradia, is that you?

d'you mind, im trying to do the fish stick, it's a very delicate state of mind.
*skips rope with jaggedjaws intestines*

That is utterly disgusting.

wow, your face changed again!
whered the little girl go? her face keeps changing to!
lord sheogorath, what do i do?

I know what to do!
*Hands shrouded the baby*
This is a baby mutant...don't ask. Take it and teach her the ways of the mutant, so that one day she may rule over your people!
*Runs away*

*looks at baby*
im an alien, not a mutant....
*looks around and leans toward baby*
*whispers* does your face change too?

Do you hear the voices too?

You are far too hard on yourself, my dear, sweet, homicidally insane Trondheim. What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old?

Voices? You need to see a doctor.

YOU dare interrupt ME? Only I interrupt me! Like just then.

I know, its a hard, hard life spreading heresy and burning stuff, but I suppose the word needs to be spread
*Starts to spasem and froth around the mouth*

LET NONE LIVE! KILL THEM ALL!

Have you tried anger management?

*looks at baby again*
ummm...
*eats more of jaggedjaw's intestines*
eat this.
*gives baby intestines*
*throws baby into air and catches it*
*runs in circles*
we have to walk babys right?