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2012/12/30 00:36:32
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Dakka Veteran
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Just wanted to know the opinion of other wargamers. So, aside from the Emperor, the Primarchs and the Chaos Gods (so any big Uber-being) who do you think represent the Chuck Norris of the W40k universe (AKA, the Badass character) and why ?
Fluff Wise, I vouch for Drazar the Master of Blades. Single-handedly butchered a bunch of Incubi before slaying an Incubi master without breaking a sweat, never speaking, and having the look of the guy you don't want to mess with (or at least, his artwork in the DE codex has the look).
What's is your opinion ?
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2013/03/30 00:39:21
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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Marbo.
Because he's Marbo.
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2013/03/30 01:11:11
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Crazed Cultist of Khorne
On the right hand of the Skull Throne
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Id say he is everyone.
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2013/03/30 01:27:38
Subject: Re:Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Lurking Gaunt
Its bigger than a breadbox
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I would say avatar if Khaine or the Swarmlord. But thanks to every SMurfs standard issue Matt Wards, all those marines are insanely invulnerable at can only be killed by the power of retcon.
All that aside it is probably Marbo.
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2013/03/30 02:05:55
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I'd call a three way tie between Marbo, a Vindicare, and Kaldor Drago.
Marbo - a guy who blows up gargants single-handedly. Yeah, that's right.
Vindicare - Remember that uprising that claimed whole systems led by that Chaos Priest? Neither do we, it never happened, thanks to this guy.
Drago - Forget it. This guy wins.
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2013/03/30 02:48:56
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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A quivering and flatulent grot.
Well, probably not. He's a bit tougher than Chuck Norris, so that might not be accurate.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2013/03/30 02:51:39
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
Norway
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Chuck Norris might be legendary, but he is just another follower in the footsteps of great American badasses like Theodore Roosevelt and Andrew Jackson. Now he is just an old man nearing 70.
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2013/03/30 04:29:05
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Probably Marbo, though Ward is trying (unsuccessfully) to make us think Draigo is some big badass.
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2013/03/30 04:34:55
Subject: Re:Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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hmmm so who in the universe of 40k is a washed up actor who's biggest claim to fame was winning some martial art comps, and starring in some lousy films, and now sells workout equipment late at night on cable.....
I don't think any of the fantasy characters in 40k would give him the time of day.
But the closest one that shares all the stupid style jokes would be the Crassus assault transport.
(never been a fan of ole upchuck)
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2013/03/30 16:30:12
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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2013/03/30 16:32:29
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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I'm still saying your average brown-pantsed grot myself.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2013/03/30 16:50:01
Subject: Re:Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hmm, let's see.
He's a crochety old fart, doggedly anti-liberal, doesn't like swearing, doesn't like the gays, spent quality time as Bruce Lee's punchbag...
Goge Vandire mebbe? Or some other nasty git that inflicts suffering with his obnoxious ignorance and get's his ass handed to him by a skilled opponent?
Vin Diesel, on the other hand, is probably Khorne. 
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2013/03/30 17:35:21
Subject: Re:Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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when Yarricks arm was chopped off, he decided when to drop unconcious, and his arm got better
Yarrick died (at least) once, he's better now
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2013/03/30 17:55:53
Subject: Re:Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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madtankbloke wrote:when Yarricks arm was chopped off, he decided when to drop unconcious, and his arm got better
Yarrick died (at least) once, he's better now
He'd be Yarrick if Ghaz is Bruce Lee, cos Ghaz beat Yarrick like a little bitch and let him go again to be sport. Much like Bruce Lee with Chucky here...
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2013/03/30 18:16:06
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Beaver Dam, WI
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Marbo is Stallone as Rambo
Harker is Arnie from Commando (S4 after all)
I am not sure who is Chuck Norris - he has elements of a Callidus Assassin and Snikrot...
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2013/03/30 19:28:03
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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2013/03/30 20:35:43
Subject: Re:Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Tough Traitorous Guardsman
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I agree the Emp is by far the most like Norris, he's an old geaser who is worshiped by douches everywhere.
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2013/03/30 22:15:33
Subject: Re:Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Dakka Veteran
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 MeanGreenStompa wrote:Hmm, let's see.
He's a crochety old fart, doggedly anti-liberal, doesn't like swearing, doesn't like the gays, spent quality time as Bruce Lee's punchbag...
Only in the movies.
In real life, Norris was a true bad ass, world champion karate expert and tourney fighter. Lee never fought in tourneys, and was about 40 lbs lighter. What ever people think of him or his acting ability, his combat prowess was legit.
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2013/03/30 23:02:52
Subject: Re:Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Painting Within the Lines
Hamburg Germany
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Chuck Norris. Because Chuck Norris is enough for every universe. Twice.
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2013/03/30 23:12:26
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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No, that's batman. Chuck Norris is a bit of a loser.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2013/03/30 23:15:04
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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Lysander.
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2013/03/30 23:26:52
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
Sheffield
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Id also add a vote for Colonel Iron Hand Stracken.
Killer Punch and supposedly ripped a Land Sharks throat out with his teeth after it ripped his arm off.... Now thats a Chuck Norris Surprise attack right there..
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2013/03/31 00:03:54
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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lol, is that so?
Chuck Norris is an ass, but I'm going to wager a guess that he has more money in his pocket than what everyone here combined makes in a year.
Some loser.
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5513/03/31 00:09:04
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 Void__Dragon wrote:
lol, is that so?
Chuck Norris is an ass, but I'm going to wager a guess that he has more money in his pocket than what everyone here combined makes in a year.
Some loser.
You'd be surprised who's on dakka, there's one or two who'd likely put a 'hollywood star' like walker texas ranger in the workhouse by comparison.
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2013/03/31 00:11:28
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Zealous Sin-Eater
Montreal
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Void__Dragon wrote:
lol, is that so?
Chuck Norris is an ass, but I'm going to wager a guess that he has more money in his pocket than what everyone here combined makes in a year.
Some loser.
By that account, Pauly Shore isn't a loser either. Maybe you should review your standard?
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2013/03/31 00:19:12
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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I don't actually know how much Pauly Shore makes or has made, but no, by any objective stance he is not a loser assuming he did not start off with more than he has.
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2013/03/31 00:22:35
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Void__Dragon wrote:Chuck Norris is an ass, but I'm going to wager a guess that he has more money in his pocket than what everyone here combined makes in a year.
So? That doesn't stop him from being a loser.
That just makes him a rich loser.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2013/03/31 00:35:22
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Also very youthful-looking and fit for his age, an accomplished martial artist with a pretty decent record...
What has he lost? Perhaps the respect of others?
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2013/03/31 00:39:33
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Zealous Sin-Eater
Montreal
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Void__Dragon wrote:Also very youthful-looking and fit for his age, an accomplished martial artist with a pretty decent record...
What has he lost? Perhaps the respect of others?
Are you really so dense that you do not understand the sense of 'loser' in this context?
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0014/10/01 00:41:31
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Are you really so incapable of articulating a response that you resort straight to member bashing in your second post?
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