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I take over and fire Matt Ward [from a real cannon].

I fire all the staff, and demand Matt Ward does everything. I then take an early retirement with a nice big bonus for myself, and my "innovative thinking".

I then buy Cuba.

I lower all the prices by 20% and start putting coupons in the back of every issue of White Dwarf.

I remove all plastic ranges, except for Space Marines.

The following month, all codexes are removed, except for Space Marines.

The following year, I release a new edition which makes old codexes illegal for play. On the same day, the Space Marines get a new codex release titled Codex: Ultramarines.

I take over and put citadel paints in 18ml dropper bottles for the same current price.

I take over and make paints of the best quality but ones that dry up within seconds.

I take over and immediately release new codexes for all races which are perfectly balanced, as well as a watertight ruleset, which is still fun to play, and works at both competitive and "Beer and pretzel" levels of play.

I take over and rush those codexes so they're full of errors. Also the 1st day FAQ costs $5 to view.

I take over and reveal new codexs: Hrud, Demiurg and Squats, complete with new model lines. I also re-release 1-6th editions as free to download PDFs, with accompanying codexes.

I take over and remove SoB and WE from the range.

I take over and remove BT and SW.

In return, I add SoB and a full Inquisition codex, and Zoat, WE and Ind army books.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I take over and remove BT and SW.

In return, I add SoB and a full Inquisition codex, and Zoat, WE and Ind army books.

I'd consider that a negative.

You would.

I take over and sell the company to Microsoft.

Can I bring this thread back? I take over and buy the company back from microsoft in a bundle with Rare.

Yes you can!

No fortunately/unfortunately. I take over and have the lawyers sue you for buying 40k models.

Could Somebody Tell Me How To Play This Game...?

Inspired by prior CEO KaptinBadrukk's lack of understanding of 40k I release a modular Big Rule Book for 40k for "basic" level play for 750 to 1300 point range. Planning to release the skirmish (300-749) and "epic" battles (1301-1850) editions with special rules for each. So each player can have what THEY want and we benefit.

I take over and make the recommend points values around 10000 so everyone has to buy more models.

I take over and scrap all warhammer related materials. I buy the license for Hero Quest back from Hasbro, bankrupt the company and sell it to Mattel so they can make Barbie Marines that are pink and fluffy and not grimdark and skullified to the max.

Then I have a beer and wait for the impending apocalypse.

But with a slight upgrade kit tweak we release the SOB that players always wanted with a wide variety of styles that increase our market for those that appreciate grim-dark accessorizing catching the eye of Bill Gates and we are bought away from Hasbro.

I have a scotch and await my enhanced stock options.

I see that SoB models are metal and make them plastic.

I see that the SOB models are plastic have them converted to finecast, banning use of the old plastics in the process.

I reinstate the use of plastic and get rid of finecast (or gak cast)

Tornado alert, thanks kaptin

 JamesGang wrote:
Tornado alert, thanks kaptin

Oh gak!!! I was so occupied, I forgot to tell you. I'm really sorry...

No fortunately/unfortunately. I replace all plastic with finecast, explaining in WD that it's only being done to annoy Badrukk.

I order only SoB to be done in finecast.

I take over and redo finecast, improving the Quality control and lowering to meet the standards of the resin industry.

Finecast is then replaced with Finercast, aka true resin.