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Thatguyhsagun wrote:
 shrike wrote:
Thatguyhsagun wrote:
 shrike wrote:
PunkNeverDie110 wrote:Straken can infiltrate everywhere. In fact, he's probably behind you right now. Oh well.

Seriously, now. I think is a fair fight, Straken bionic arm and Yarrick powerklaw are the same thing, basically power fists. Yarrick can shot you with a mini-lasgun. LOL, bolter can't do anything to Straken, why a mini-lasgun should be a problem? Straken could simply blown Yarrick heads with his shotgun and laugh about it. But again, Yarrick is pratically immortal, since he got up everytime he was "dead".

But I have bias toward Straken, I love catachans, so yeah... Straken ftw.


Bionic arm is a powerful arm which can crush stuff pretty damn well.

That counts as an in-game chainfist....

In fluff, I'd say bionic arms could do stuff like break limbs. In background however you interpret it, a power klaw outmatches a bionic arm.

yeah but its not JUST a bionic arm... if it can do more than a power klaw it clearly outmatches the klaw... besides with no orks around do we even know his Klaw will work? its mentioned several times ork tech only really works as well as it does because they think it works


Spoiler:
Let's look at Straken's arm:

Now compare that to Yarrick's arm:


Yeah, I reckon Yarrick's would win in a fight.

Also, I'd guess that his klaw works, what with him using it in battle for several decades now.


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Krieg! What a hole...

Ork stuff works better in the hands of Orks but there's more than one example where they work in the hands of humans.

See Ciaphas Cain #4, Death World and Yarrick

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Plus, when Yarrick had it made into a prosthetic, who knows what the tech-priests involved did to pimp it out...


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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
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 shrike wrote:
Plus, when Yarrick had it made into a prosthetic, who knows what the tech-priests involved did to pimp it out...

still, just a power klaw... he'd be lucky to kill a battlewagon with it. On the other hand (get it? ) straken can rip open a Land Raider with his bare hand, and due to it not being bulky, does so as fast as he can instead of having to use a bulky SOB klaw that makes you get hit first before being able to strike back. Plus, his bare chest confers the save of power armor and his bionics give him a 5++. yarricks rocking what, a cape? pffft.

 Azreal13 wrote:
Not that it matters because given the amount of interbreeding that went on with that lot I'm pretty sure the Queen is her own Uncle.

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 Bludbaff wrote:
What's cooler, a reasonably sized bionic arm, or a giant friggin power claw? Advantage: Yarrick.

Furthermore, Straken has a bandanna, and Yarrick has a peaked cap. Yarrick wins again.

Finally, Orks believe that Yarrick is invincible. Due to their psychic aura, Yarrick is now invincible. Game over.



I agree. Yarrick does look a lot cooler than Straken. Hello this is the 41st millennium, who still wears bandannas? (no offense to people that wear them)

Yarrick wins by coolness AND by having a storm bolter.

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Thatguyhsagun wrote:
 shrike wrote:
Plus, when Yarrick had it made into a prosthetic, who knows what the tech-priests involved did to pimp it out...

still, just a power klaw... he'd be lucky to kill a battlewagon with it. On the other hand (get it? ) straken can rip open a Land Raider with his bare hand, and due to it not being bulky, does so as fast as he can instead of having to use a bulky SOB klaw that makes you get hit first before being able to strike back. Plus, his bare chest confers the save of power armor and his bionics give him a 5++. yarricks rocking what, a cape? pffft.


- I doubt that his bionic arm could tear apart a land raider if Yarrick's ridiculously big klaw would be "lucky to kill a battlewagon", since if we're working off the rules here, Straken's arm is as powerful as Yarrick's, just faster.

- Yarrick wears a leather stormcoat, which is badass.

- It doesn't matter a whole lot who hits first when Yarrick would just take the hit and carry on.


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 Razak wrote:
 Bludbaff wrote:
What's cooler, a reasonably sized bionic arm, or a giant friggin power claw? Advantage: Yarrick.

Furthermore, Straken has a bandanna, and Yarrick has a peaked cap. Yarrick wins again.

Finally, Orks believe that Yarrick is invincible. Due to their psychic aura, Yarrick is now invincible. Game over.



I agree. Yarrick does look a lot cooler than Straken. Hello this is the 41st millennium, who still wears bandannas? (no offense to people that wear them)

Yarrick wins by coolness AND by having a storm bolter.

plasma pistol and shotguns everywhere want a word with you. Ill give you he looks cooler, but he is a man known for getting beaten up. Stracken got bit in half by a half-tyranid mutant, choked it to death with his remaining hand and slaughtered a fethload of enemied before trekking back to basecamp for extensive surgeries and augmentation. Advantage: Stracken.
On top of that, there are no orks present, therefore he is no longer invincible. Had he met the orks Straken would be the thing ork boys tell their young'uns is under the bed at night. He also would have trashed that whole WAGGGHHHH with nothing more than a plasma pistol shot and a dead ghazzy.
(BTW im not biased just making sure Straken is well-represented here. No love for the catcheans )

 Azreal13 wrote:
Not that it matters because given the amount of interbreeding that went on with that lot I'm pretty sure the Queen is her own Uncle.

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Thatguyhsagun wrote:
 Razak wrote:
Yarrick wins by coolness AND by having a storm bolter.

plasma pistol and shotguns everywhere want a word with you. Ill give you he looks cooler, but he is a man known for getting beaten up. Stracken got bit in half by a half-tyranid mutant, choked it to death with his remaining hand and slaughtered a fethload of enemied before trekking back to basecamp for extensive surgeries and augmentation. Advantage: Stracken.
On top of that, there are no orks present, therefore he is no longer invincible. Had he met the orks Straken would be the thing ork boys tell their young'uns is under the bed at night. He also would have trashed that whole WAGGGHHHH with nothing more than a plasma pistol shot and a dead ghazzy.
(BTW im not biased just making sure Straken is well-represented here. No love for the catcheans )

- "he is a man known for getting beaten up." *immediately states how Straken was beaten up*
- He got his arm bitten off, he wasn't "bit in half".
- I thought it was just some 40k equivalent to a shark... on land?
- It's mostly agreed that he cut its throat with his knife.

Compare that to Yarrick, who, as a lowly commissar, lost his arm to an ork warboss which he then killed (a more impressive feat than to a shark), and he isn't known for getting beaten up, he's known for saving a crucial planet against the largest waagh in the past 10,000 years while vastly outnumbered and outgunned long enough for reinforcements to arrive, and also surviving this fight, despite being headbutted.



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 shrike wrote:
Thatguyhsagun wrote:
 Razak wrote:
Yarrick wins by coolness AND by having a storm bolter.

plasma pistol and shotguns everywhere want a word with you. Ill give you he looks cooler, but he is a man known for getting beaten up. Stracken got bit in half by a half-tyranid mutant, choked it to death with his remaining hand and slaughtered a fethload of enemied before trekking back to basecamp for extensive surgeries and augmentation. Advantage: Stracken.
On top of that, there are no orks present, therefore he is no longer invincible. Had he met the orks Straken would be the thing ork boys tell their young'uns is under the bed at night. He also would have trashed that whole WAGGGHHHH with nothing more than a plasma pistol shot and a dead ghazzy.
(BTW im not biased just making sure Straken is well-represented here. No love for the catcheans )

- "he is a man known for getting beaten up." *immediately states how Straken was beaten up*
- He got his arm bitten off, he wasn't "bit in half".
- I thought it was just some 40k equivalent to a shark... on land?
- It's mostly agreed that he cut its throat with his knife.

Compare that to Yarrick, who, as a lowly commissar, lost his arm to an ork warboss which he then killed (a more impressive feat than to a shark), and he isn't known for getting beaten up, he's known for saving a crucial planet against the largest waagh in the past 10,000 years while vastly outnumbered and outgunned long enough for reinforcements to arrive, and also surviving this fight, despite being headbutted.


Beaten up as in surprised, bit in half (yeah all the cybernetics on his torso? those left him with his arm) and then singlehandedly killed the thing that did it (without a sound) does not equal beaten up, then released because you were a decent fighter.
half his torso went with his arm. Ill admit his legs were both still attached ill give you that, but pretty much in half. (anyone else would have been killed. I envision him spraying on some synth-skin and then single handedly racking his shotgun right after that.)
They were derived from a tyranid invasion that was repelled (they were left behind and mutated into "land sharks" but they originated from the buggies)
Still, only had one hand and half a torso, quite an achievement. He didn't even pass out.

Yarrick also passed out and was thought to be dead, after losing just an arm. Stracken silently slit the throat of a half-tyranid monstrosity that bit his arm and half his torso off, so as to keep his position a secret, spearheaded his squads invasion to an enemy encampment, then hiked back to safety to be patched up. Ill admit, he might not have the tactical genius of Yarrick, but he's pretty damn tough. AND be fair gazzy captured him. he only let him go because he was the toughest fight gaz had had in years.
They are both balls-o-ceramite tough though. Horrifying to see what happens if they tag team.

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 Azreal13 wrote:
Not that it matters because given the amount of interbreeding that went on with that lot I'm pretty sure the Queen is her own Uncle.

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Thatguyhsagun wrote:
Beaten up as in surprised, bit in half (yeah all the cybernetics on his torso? those left him with his arm) and then singlehandedly killed the thing that did it (without a sound) does not equal beaten up, then released because you were a decent fighter.
half his torso went with his arm. Ill admit his legs were both still attached ill give you that, but pretty much in half. (anyone else would have been killed. I envision him spraying on some synth-skin and then single handedly racking his shotgun right after that.)
They were derived from a tyranid invasion that was repelled (they were left behind and mutated into "land sharks" but they originated from the buggies)
Still, only had one hand and half a torso, quite an achievement. He didn't even pass out.

Yarrick also passed out and was thought to be dead, after losing just an arm. Stracken silently slit the throat of a half-tyranid monstrosity that bit his arm and half his torso off, so as to keep his position a secret, spearheaded his squads invasion to an enemy encampment, then hiked back to safety to be patched up. Ill admit, he might not have the tactical genius of Yarrick, but he's pretty damn tough. AND be fair gazzy captured him. he only let him go because he was the toughest fight gaz had had in years.
They are both balls-o-ceramite tough though. Horrifying to see what happens if they tag team.

Okay, so Straken has taken harder hits than Yarrick
To be fair to Yarrick though, he did hit retirement age before the second war for armageddon, which was over 50 years ago, so he's bloody ancient now

I'd hate to see what could take on a Yarrick/Straken tag team, though


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corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
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 shrike wrote:
Thatguyhsagun wrote:
Beaten up as in surprised, bit in half (yeah all the cybernetics on his torso? those left him with his arm) and then singlehandedly killed the thing that did it (without a sound) does not equal beaten up, then released because you were a decent fighter.
half his torso went with his arm. Ill admit his legs were both still attached ill give you that, but pretty much in half. (anyone else would have been killed. I envision him spraying on some synth-skin and then single handedly racking his shotgun right after that.)
They were derived from a tyranid invasion that was repelled (they were left behind and mutated into "land sharks" but they originated from the buggies)
Still, only had one hand and half a torso, quite an achievement. He didn't even pass out.

Yarrick also passed out and was thought to be dead, after losing just an arm. Stracken silently slit the throat of a half-tyranid monstrosity that bit his arm and half his torso off, so as to keep his position a secret, spearheaded his squads invasion to an enemy encampment, then hiked back to safety to be patched up. Ill admit, he might not have the tactical genius of Yarrick, but he's pretty damn tough. AND be fair gazzy captured him. he only let him go because he was the toughest fight gaz had had in years.
They are both balls-o-ceramite tough though. Horrifying to see what happens if they tag team.

Okay, so Straken has taken harder hits than Yarrick
To be fair to Yarrick though, he did hit retirement age before the second war for armageddon, which was over 50 years ago, so he's bloody ancient now

I'd hate to see what could take on a Yarrick/Straken tag team, though

True enough

Yeah how many arthritic 100+ y/o guys could cut off an orks PK arm after losing his own?

Maybe an army? although, throw marbo in there and I doubt even that.

 Azreal13 wrote:
Not that it matters because given the amount of interbreeding that went on with that lot I'm pretty sure the Queen is her own Uncle.

BA 6000; 1250
Really this thread just failed on about 3 levels, you should all feel bad and do better.-motyak 
   
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Thatguyhsagun wrote:
 shrike wrote:
Thatguyhsagun wrote:
Beaten up as in surprised, bit in half (yeah all the cybernetics on his torso? those left him with his arm) and then singlehandedly killed the thing that did it (without a sound) does not equal beaten up, then released because you were a decent fighter.
half his torso went with his arm. Ill admit his legs were both still attached ill give you that, but pretty much in half. (anyone else would have been killed. I envision him spraying on some synth-skin and then single handedly racking his shotgun right after that.)
They were derived from a tyranid invasion that was repelled (they were left behind and mutated into "land sharks" but they originated from the buggies)
Still, only had one hand and half a torso, quite an achievement. He didn't even pass out.

Yarrick also passed out and was thought to be dead, after losing just an arm. Stracken silently slit the throat of a half-tyranid monstrosity that bit his arm and half his torso off, so as to keep his position a secret, spearheaded his squads invasion to an enemy encampment, then hiked back to safety to be patched up. Ill admit, he might not have the tactical genius of Yarrick, but he's pretty damn tough. AND be fair gazzy captured him. he only let him go because he was the toughest fight gaz had had in years.
They are both balls-o-ceramite tough though. Horrifying to see what happens if they tag team.

Okay, so Straken has taken harder hits than Yarrick
To be fair to Yarrick though, he did hit retirement age before the second war for armageddon, which was over 50 years ago, so he's bloody ancient now

I'd hate to see what could take on a Yarrick/Straken tag team, though

True enough

Yeah how many arthritic 100+ y/o guys could cut off an orks PK arm after losing his own?

Maybe an army? although, throw marbo in there and I doubt even that.

I'm fairly sure the only two guardsmen who could equal Yarrick/Straken is Marbo and Mkvenner/Mkoll.


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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
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 shrike wrote:
Thatguyhsagun wrote:
 shrike wrote:
Thatguyhsagun wrote:
Beaten up as in surprised, bit in half (yeah all the cybernetics on his torso? those left him with his arm) and then singlehandedly killed the thing that did it (without a sound) does not equal beaten up, then released because you were a decent fighter.
half his torso went with his arm. Ill admit his legs were both still attached ill give you that, but pretty much in half. (anyone else would have been killed. I envision him spraying on some synth-skin and then single handedly racking his shotgun right after that.)
They were derived from a tyranid invasion that was repelled (they were left behind and mutated into "land sharks" but they originated from the buggies)
Still, only had one hand and half a torso, quite an achievement. He didn't even pass out.

Yarrick also passed out and was thought to be dead, after losing just an arm. Stracken silently slit the throat of a half-tyranid monstrosity that bit his arm and half his torso off, so as to keep his position a secret, spearheaded his squads invasion to an enemy encampment, then hiked back to safety to be patched up. Ill admit, he might not have the tactical genius of Yarrick, but he's pretty damn tough. AND be fair gazzy captured him. he only let him go because he was the toughest fight gaz had had in years.
They are both balls-o-ceramite tough though. Horrifying to see what happens if they tag team.

Okay, so Straken has taken harder hits than Yarrick
To be fair to Yarrick though, he did hit retirement age before the second war for armageddon, which was over 50 years ago, so he's bloody ancient now

I'd hate to see what could take on a Yarrick/Straken tag team, though

True enough

Yeah how many arthritic 100+ y/o guys could cut off an orks PK arm after losing his own?

Maybe an army? although, throw marbo in there and I doubt even that.

I'm fairly sure the only two guardsmen who could equal Yarrick/Straken is Marbo and Mkvenner/Mkoll.

hell if we're bringing ghosts feth marbo. Ven and Mkoll would rape face better than any of them. They would have He's Right Behind You! that would be able to be intercepted and a lasgun with rending (4+) and armorbane against chaos dreadnoughts.

 Azreal13 wrote:
Not that it matters because given the amount of interbreeding that went on with that lot I'm pretty sure the Queen is her own Uncle.

BA 6000; 1250
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Thatguyhsagun wrote:
hell if we're bringing ghosts feth marbo. Ven and Mkoll would rape face better than any of them. They would have He's Right Behind You! that would be able to be intercepted and a lasgun with rending (4+) and armorbane against chaos dreadnoughts.

Infiltrate... with no 18"/LOS limitation. Or that thing the deathleaper has, where it popa up wherever the hell you want.

Back on topic, middle ground time- Straken has taken heavier hits, and Yarrick is smarter and is more pimped out. And in the end, may the emperor have mercy on the poor bastard to face either of them


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corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
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 shrike wrote:
Thatguyhsagun wrote:
hell if we're bringing ghosts feth marbo. Ven and Mkoll would rape face better than any of them. They would have He's Right Behind You! that would be able to be intercepted and a lasgun with rending (4+) and armorbane against chaos dreadnoughts.

Infiltrate... with no 18"/LOS limitation. Or that thing the deathleaper has, where it popa up wherever the hell you want.

Back on topic, middle ground time- Straken has taken heavier hits, and Yarrick is smarter and is more pimped out. And in the end, may the emperor have mercy on the poor bastard to face either of them

Amen to that.
and pump shotty beats storm bolter

 Azreal13 wrote:
Not that it matters because given the amount of interbreeding that went on with that lot I'm pretty sure the Queen is her own Uncle.

BA 6000; 1250
Really this thread just failed on about 3 levels, you should all feel bad and do better.-motyak 
   
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Thatguyhsagun wrote:
 shrike wrote:
Thatguyhsagun wrote:
hell if we're bringing ghosts feth marbo. Ven and Mkoll would rape face better than any of them. They would have He's Right Behind You! that would be able to be intercepted and a lasgun with rending (4+) and armorbane against chaos dreadnoughts.

Infiltrate... with no 18"/LOS limitation. Or that thing the deathleaper has, where it popa up wherever the hell you want.

Back on topic, middle ground time- Straken has taken heavier hits, and Yarrick is smarter and is more pimped out. And in the end, may the emperor have mercy on the poor bastard to face either of them

Amen to that.
and pump shotty beats storm bolter


and laser eye wins through style points


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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
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 shrike wrote:
Thatguyhsagun wrote:
 shrike wrote:
Thatguyhsagun wrote:
hell if we're bringing ghosts feth marbo. Ven and Mkoll would rape face better than any of them. They would have He's Right Behind You! that would be able to be intercepted and a lasgun with rending (4+) and armorbane against chaos dreadnoughts.

Infiltrate... with no 18"/LOS limitation. Or that thing the deathleaper has, where it popa up wherever the hell you want.

Back on topic, middle ground time- Straken has taken heavier hits, and Yarrick is smarter and is more pimped out. And in the end, may the emperor have mercy on the poor bastard to face either of them

Amen to that.
and pump shotty beats storm bolter


and laser eye wins through style points


Laser eyes are for sissies. Real men kill with their bare (bionic) hands and 16" of steel

 Azreal13 wrote:
Not that it matters because given the amount of interbreeding that went on with that lot I'm pretty sure the Queen is her own Uncle.

BA 6000; 1250
Really this thread just failed on about 3 levels, you should all feel bad and do better.-motyak 
   
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Thatguyhsagun wrote:

Laser eyes are for sissies. Real men kill with their bare (bionic) hands and 16" of steel

What with Straken being half bionic, I wouldn't be surprised if he has 16" of steel...


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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
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 shrike wrote:
Thatguyhsagun wrote:

Laser eyes are for sissies. Real men kill with their bare (bionic) hands and 16" of steel

What with Straken being half bionic, I wouldn't be surprised if he has 16" of steel...


don't want to know don't want to know don't want to know..... but still want to know
Well it seems like Yarrick came in first, followed close by marbo. Stracken was dead last... poor guy

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 Azreal13 wrote:
Not that it matters because given the amount of interbreeding that went on with that lot I'm pretty sure the Queen is her own Uncle.

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Straken can tear a tank apart with his hands...He can rip off Yarrick's power claw and punch him into next week.
   
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 Erik_Morkai wrote:
Straken can tear a tank apart with his hands...He can rip off Yarrick's power claw and punch him into next week.

FINALLY some Straken love!

 Azreal13 wrote:
Not that it matters because given the amount of interbreeding that went on with that lot I'm pretty sure the Queen is her own Uncle.

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Well it depends on what you would prefer

some wannabe rambo based on these undisciplined losers who got beat by the freakin vietnamese army



or a disciplined commissar ins SPAAAACE that destroyed Nazi Germany


Choose
   
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 Grey Templar wrote:

Orks don't hate, they just love. Love to fight everyone.


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 Bludbaff wrote:

Finally, Orks believe that Yarrick is invincible. Due to their psychic aura, Yarrick is now invincible. Game over.


Seeing as how orks can use a tin can to fly through space due to them believing they can I gotta agree with this.
   
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 Rotgut wrote:
 Bludbaff wrote:

Finally, Orks believe that Yarrick is invincible. Due to their psychic aura, Yarrick is now invincible. Game over.


Seeing as how orks can use a tin can to fly through space due to them believing they can I gotta agree with this.

there has to be orks around for that to work. If there were orks around why would two of the best commanders of the Guard fight each-other?

 Azreal13 wrote:
Not that it matters because given the amount of interbreeding that went on with that lot I'm pretty sure the Queen is her own Uncle.

BA 6000; 1250
Really this thread just failed on about 3 levels, you should all feel bad and do better.-motyak 
   
 
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