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2013/07/11 20:28:10
Subject: Re:Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 8 Report on P.18. The Calm Before The Storm.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
2013/07/11 20:38:48
Subject: Re:Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 8 Report on P.18. The Calm Before The Storm.
OK, I won't have time to finish this tonight, but here's a write-up so far from the mission: one more casualty is still yet to come, as is one more humiliation and some real beat-downs...
Mission 9 Report WiP:
The Context:
Spoiler:
After last mission, we find that Ignatius Avalon, our Chief Librarian who was captured earlier in our campaign, is aboard the very same chaos ship we just boarded. For this mission, Apothecary Cato is brought along, as he'll be required to attend to our battle brother. And so, hopping back into our Thunderhawk, we scoot over to the other side of the ship in an attempt to record a daring, valiant and particularly good-looking rescue mission...
Deployed were:
Terminator Squad: 1) Terminator Hero Sergeant: Necroshea/ Isaac Hexen (Thunder Hammer, Storm Shield)
2) Terminator Hero: CthuluIs Spy/ Otto Von Swanzstucker III (Assault Cannon, Power Fist)
3) Terminator Mighty Hero: Medium of Death/ Medius Ex Decimus (Lightning Claws)
4) Terminator Hero: Vortrey/ Vortigern (Heavy Flamer, Chain Fist)
5) Terminator Mighty Hero:Skarwael/ Herius Pertinax (Storm Bolter, Power Fist)
Assault Squad VII:
1) Assault Veteran Sergeant: DA's Forever/ Maxima Trauma (Plasma Pistol/ Power Axe)
2) Assault Marine: Avatar 720/ Veltan (Flame Pistol/ Reaper Power Axe)
3) Assault Veteran: Super Ready/ Maximus Porkpious (Flame Pistol/ Powerfist)
4) Assault Veteran: blood_ravens_marine/ Alactus (Plasma Pistol/ Liberator Power Axe)
5) Assault Veteran: shrike/ Shrikenius The Inept (Purifier Hand Flamer/ Powerfist)
Librarian Hero: KamikazeCanuck/ Canuck (Hellfire, Quickening, The Gate)
Techmarine II: johnscott10/ Veri
Apothecary I: Ifepy/ Cato
As we deploy from the Thunderhawk, Isaac Hexen takes point; leading the Ultramarines out and crushing a chaos marine with his Thunder Hammer. Otto follows out behind him - definitely not staring at his ass - and then guns down two chaos marines in two bursts each, including one with a lascannon. Vortigern follows them out also, and lines up a Khorne Berzerker with his heavy flamer but cocks up his shot and hits a pillar... catching two of our sergeant's (including his; Hexen and Maxima Trauma) in the flames, setting the latter alight who also breaks (for his 2nd time so far).
Canuck then quickens Leonardius Rhodes, who sprints forwards, levelling his heavy weapon and hitting the Berzerker Vortigern so spectacularly missed. Otto Von Swanzstucker III, Maxima Trauma, Canuck and Apothecary Cato are then hit by a pair of grenades, with Canuck getting injured in the blast(s). Canuck quickens Medius Ex Decimus, who marches forwards and proceeds to slice and dice the grenadier chaos marine. With the Berzerkers unharmed by Vortigern and Rhodes' not-so-literal and somewhat-literal sharpshooting, they are free to charge forwards but both are subsequently crushed by Hexen in close combat. Rhodes then misses the third berzerker and instead HITS SOME BARRELS! Noobimus Maximus, however, is able to hit the berzerker three times, whilst Rasputin and Purple The Magnificent V only managing to hit him once, with Purple also managing to shoot Veltan in the back! Vortigern then both hits(!) and kills the berzerker, whilst Trauma recovers from his friendly (literal) fire incident; being unharmed (much to Cato's disappointment), but with his armour ruined.
The landing bay cleared, we proceed through the subsequent set of doors: finding a group of chaos marines (including a heavy bolter and lascannon), a tzeentchian flamer and pink horror within. Rhodes hits two chaos marines and the flamer with one shot from his plasma cannon. Cato then shoots the flamer four times, Shrike two times and then Otto an extra four times with his assault cannon; Otto (unsurprisingly) getting the kill. Trauma hits one of the chaos marines two times (out of two shots) with his plasma pistol, slaying the heretic before Canuck cuts down the other with his force axe. Herius Pertinax is then shot by two Word Bearers, including one with a heavy bolter; but his terminator armour protects him: coming out with barely a dent. The Chaos Marine with the lascannon also fires at Pertinax... and misses, thankfully!
Pertinax then shoots the lascannon dude four times, before Vortigern sets him alight and kills, and Alactus cuts down the chaos marine with the heavy bolter. Shrikenius the Inept sets alight another chaos marine, that Veltan slays with his new reaper power axe, but not before being wounded in return; with Cato subsequently healing Veltan. Eager to surpass the questionable efforts of Veltan, Maximus Porkpious launches himself at the pink horror; swinging at the daemon with his power fist. However, the assault marine is barely able to hit the creature, with the daemon then leaping upon and (much to the embarrassment of everybody) KILLING PORKPIOUS! Techmarine Veri then attempts to avenge his brother, hitting the daemon twice but being wounded in return, with Rasputin subsequently banishing the horror. Veri then kills one of the blue horrors it produces, with Terribus killing the other with the aid of his sergeant (Noobimus).
The immediate area cleared, Purple opens the next door, with Canuck quickening Medius once more, who shrugs off another hit from a flamer (pretty sure this guy should be a Salamander) and cuts down a berzerker with his lightning claws. Vortigern then sets alight the flamer-equipped chaos marine, who Otto finishes off before gunning down an enemy sorcerer. Rhodes hits another berzerker, who Noobimus hits with one of his three shot and Otto also finishes off. Canuck then casts hellfire, setting alight another of the khornate warriors, who Terribus and Rasputin both hit but are unable to kill. Pertinax then guns down this berzerker with his storm bolter, before also hitting another chaos marine who Rasputin, Noobimus and Purple shoot also, but Otto kills (again).
Veri throws himself at one of the Word Bearers, hitting him three times with servo arm and power axe alike. The chaos marine is unphased, however, and thrusts his combat blade into the wounds left by the pink horror: KILLING THE TECHMARINE (once more much to the embarrassment of everybody) in one strike; with Purple then gunning down Veri's slayer. Medius then shows them how close combat is done: wading into the fog left by our smoke grenades and flailing his arms about: killing a chaos marine with a heavy bolter, despite being unable to see the warrior.
Rhodes hits a group of four khorne berzerkers with one blast from his plasma cannon, before Canuck casts hellfire, setting alight all four and killing one! Vortigern pursues after them as they flee (as daintily as he can[not] in his terminator armour) and flames them again, with one dying from the flames. Purple, Noobimus and Alactus then all miss one of these berzerkers, who Otto proceeds to one-shot (and kill). Terribus, Noobimus and Pertinax then shoot one of these berzerkers also, with Pertinax hitting him with every one of his (many) shots; requiring Purple to one-shot and kill the traitor (much to Pertinax's dismay).
Veltan cuts down another of the flaming berzerkers, but is flanked by a tzeentch flamer. Rasputin tries to aid the assault marine, but is unable to hit the warrior; so Canuck quickens Otto who stomps forwards and unleashes his assault cannon upon the flamer, which somehow survives. Otto then steps forwards and shields Veltan, shouting something about a codpiece as he does so. The flamer then advances into range of the Ultramarines, but Otto (still quickened) kills it and a pair of pink horrors. Rasputin tries to shoot one of the blue horrors, but instead HITS SOME BARRELS(!!), so Otto then kills the two blue horrors too. Rasputin then kills one of the other blue horrors, whilst Alactus cuts down the other but gets wounded in the process: requiring Cato to heal him also. Maxima Trauma then blasts apart the last of the fleeing berzerkers with his plasma pistol.
At this point, we have cleared out the immediate enemy forces, leaving one last room to clear: a particularly large hall with three cells at the back, one of which no doubt containing the captured Ignatius Avalon. This hall has stone pillars running along either side, upon which are walkways, leading to a raised area above the back (above the cells). There are three entrances: the main entrance at the front - on the far side to the cells - and two side passageways running alongside the hall leading to entrances on either side of the raised area at the back. Here, we split into three groups: Hexen, Vortigern, Trauma and Shrike head through the far passageway to the farthest entrance to the raised area, whilst Rasputin, Medius, Veltan and Alactus go along the near passageway (where the horrors and flamer were). The remainder of the Ultramarines, alongside Canuck and Cato, take the main door in the centre: terminators and heavy weapons at the fore; with Terribus even finding a lascannon in a nearby supply crate!
As they advance along the farthest passage, the group of Ultramarines there come across a quartet of daemonic bloodletters. Rhodes - who was supporting the group before heading back to the main entrance - hits one with his plasma cannon, banishing the daemon; whilst Vortigern flames another twice (turns out daemons aren't very flammable, who knew?) before Hexen steps forwards, with Trauma and Shrikenius in support, ready to receive the enemy charge. One of the bloodletters injures itself running through the flames, before getting overwatched and banished by Shrikenius, with another banished by some sharpshooting by Trauma. Hexen, after picking his jaw up from the floor having witnessed Trauma's shooting, crushes the last bloodletter in close combat: slaying the daemon without breaking a sweat. With the bloodletter's banished, the group in the farthest passageway move up to breach the door at their end, and with that the Ultramarines are ready to clear the final hall and rescue Avalon.
Bursting through the main entrance, Pertinax is the first in and faces heavy fire as he does so: targeted by a medley of terminators, chaos marines and berzerkers, with the venerable terminator's armour seriously compromised and Pertinax himself wounded. Apothecary Cato heals Pertinax, before dropping back into cover (Cato must survive for the mission to be completed), before Rhodes fumbles when he was most needed: missing a group of three word bearers, including a sorcerer. Terribus also misses his shot with the heavy weapon, but is quickened by Canuck and so fires again, hitting a terminator with his second shot. Pertinax seeks his vengeance on the enemy, fighting on despite his wounds as he hits the sorcerer with all but one of his shots! The sorcerer somehow survives, however, but is promptly cut down by Otto, who also fires upon the other terminator. Canuck impresses further, as he casts his another psychic power under this most crucial of circumstances: casting hellfire upon and killing a terminator, as well as hitting another word bearer.
Noobimus and Purple don't fare as well under the circumstances however: cracking when we need them most, as Noobimus misses all his shots and Purple his grenade throws. Vortigern does even worse, as although he hits a chaos marine with his first shot (although not setting alight), he then misses his second shot: hitting the wall beside him and managing to set himself alight! Covered in his own flames, Vortigern then breaks, fleeing down the passageway he came from. Medius and Hexen perform better, however, as they team up to kill a chaos terminator: with both warriors hitting with all their attacks and Hexen killing . Rasputin also cracks under pressure (or just performs normally, you decide) and is only able to hit with one of his four shots, whilst Trauma only fairs slightly better and hits with two of his four shots. Shrikenius, however is able to hit a chaos marine with his hand flamer, but is unable to set the warrior alight. Veltan continues the trend of screwing up when it matters most, as he misses a wealth of close combat attacks before getting wounded (against a plain combat knife-armed chaos marine) in return: requiring Alactus to come to his aid and slay the warrior.
With the Ultramarine hand played, the Chaos forces launched their counter-attack. A pair of chaos marines target Canuck from across the other side of the hall: the librarian being hit six times but coming out practically unharmed. Purple the Magnificent V and Otto are less fortunate however, as both are hit five times by a combi-flamer, with Purple getting set alight and breaking. To make matters worse, Purple is hit by a pair of grenades, but survives. As he's about to proclaim his invincibility, however, a third grenade sails in, exploding and killing Purple! Pertinax is targeted further too, with him and Rhodes also being grenaded. Pertinax is then charged by a khorne berzerker, but tears apart the warrior with his chainfist, before killing another that was rushing towards Canuck; getting wounded further as he does so. Otto also kills a berzerker in close combat: crushing its chest with his powerfist. Noobimus, Terribus and Rhodes (again) are also hit by grenades, with Noobimus coming out unharmed, but Terribus and Rhodes wounded in the blasts.
Recovering from his wounds, Terribus hits the combi-flamer-terminator with his lascannon, before Noobimus hits him thrice and Otto kills. Rhodes then hits a berzerker with his plasma cannon, before skilfully killing him with a krak grenade. Continuing despite his wounds, Pertinax tears open the chaos space marine that killed Purple, whilst Hexen engages the dark apostle in close combat: crushing the enemy leader with just two hits from his thunder hammer! Shrikenius, meanwhile, shrugs off the enemy combat blade and kills a word bearer, whilst Rasputin and Alactus are unable to hit (let alone kill) another. With only two chaos marines remaining. Canuck quickens Pertinax who shoots another word bearer A LOT, with Trauma shooting the same chaos marine thrice, but he still stands and proceeds to both grenade and shoot Pertinax who is now clinging to life: seriously wounded with his armour destroyed (Kirsanth would be proud). Despite his wounds, however, Pertinax trudges forwards and slays the chaos marine with his chainfist. Veltan and Alactus then engage the final chaos marine in close combat, but neither marine is unable to kill him, with Veltan almost getting shanked (AGAIN) in return. So Noobimus guns down the heretic (who turned out to be champion).
The final enemies slain, Canuck quickens Cato who heals Pertinax, whilst Vortigern recovers from his own flames and is unharmed (proving my theory that terminators are - unsurprisingly - practically fireproof). Otto and Shrikenius then bash down two of the cell doors at the end of the hallway, but find the rooms empty; and so Medius claws down the last door and finds Ignatius Avalon within, in a near-death state, requiring Cato to heal the librarian and complete the mission.
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Kill Roster and Awards:
1) Otto Von Swanzstucker III: 2 Sorcerers (Master), 1 Terminator, 2 Flamers, 2 Asp. Champs., 3 Zerkers, 1 CSM, 2 P Horrors, 2 B Horrors. Promoted to Mighty Hero.
2) Isaac Hexen: 1 Terminator, 1 Dark Apostle (Champ), 2 Zerkers, 1 Bloodletter, 1 CSM. Promoted to Mighty Hero.
3) Herius Pertinax: 2 Asp. Champs., 3 Zerkers.
4) Canuck: 1 Terminator, 2 Zerkers, 1 CSM. Promoted to Mighty Hero/Level 4.
5) Medius Ex Decimus: 1 Zerker, 3 CSMs.
6) Vortigern: 1 Asp. Champ., 2 Zerkers. Promoted to Mighty Hero.
7) Leonardius Rhodes: 2 Zerkers, 1 Bloodletter. Promoted to Hero, awarded Purity Seal.
8) Maxima Trauma: 1 CSM, 1 Zerker, 1 Bloodletter. Promoted to Hero, awarded Marksman Honour(!!).
9) Nominus Terribus: 1 Terminator, 1 B Horror.
10) Shrikenius the Inept: 1 Mighty Champ., 1 Bloodletter
11) Alactus: 1 Asp. Champ., 1 CSM, 1 B Horror.
12) Veltan: 1 Asp. Champ., 1 Zerker. Promoted to Veteran.
13) Purple the Magnificent V: 1 Death. 1 Zerker, 1 CSM. Would have been promoted to Hero and awarded Purity Seal.
14) Noobimus: 1 Mighty Champ.
15) Rasputin: 1 P Horror, 1 B Horror.
16) Veri: 1 B Horror. 1 Death. No kills.
17) Cato: No kills. 9 Successful heals.
18) Maximus Porkpious: 1 Death. No kills. Would have been promoted to Veteran.
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Man of the Match award goes to Canuck, for his consistent service throughout the mission: reliably casting powers to quicken team-mates and incinerate enemies, particularly when it mattered most. Herius Pertinax gets an honourable mention, for his sharpshooting and combat prowess, fighting on despite grievous wounds and everyone loosing their heads around him.
Most Dakka award goes to Otto, for a massive 83% hit rate, having fired 36 shots. Pertinax comes second with 82% and 35 shots, whilst Alactus is third with 100% hit rate and 9 shots. The Most Choppa award goes to Isaac Hexen, for a very impressive 100% hit rate after 13 attacks, whilst Pertinax is second with 100% also, but 9 attacks. Medius is third with 84% and 16 attacks.
The Needs More Gun award goes to Pertinax, for somehow surviving despite all the fire thrown at him - although he surely would have died if it wasn't for Cato.
The All Out of Gum award goes to Otto, for slaying a huge amount of enemies: earning over 60% of his overall XP in this mission alone! How much of this is the assault cannon, however, you decide...
There's a lot of worthy mentions for the Wooden Bullet award. The winner has to be Vortigern, however, for setting himself alight and causing himself to break, as well as flaming two team-mates. Veri is second, for dying embarrassingly to one of the weakest enemies in the game, in his second taste of combat. Veltan gets an honourable mention for a terrible hit rate in ranged and close combat, as well as almost getting shanked three times. Purple gets another honourable mention, for the lowest hit rate (a terrible 28%; Rasputin was second worst), shooting a team-mate and dying.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
2013/07/11 22:20:20
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 9 Report (WiP) on P.19. Demotions, maybe?
STILL ALIVE! Admittedly after having shot my own side more than the enemy...
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2013/07/11 22:39:47
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 9 Report (WiP) on P.19. Demotions, maybe?
You know you're really doing something when you can make strangers hate you over the Internet. - Mauleed
Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
Hallowed is the All Pie The Before Times: A Place That Celebrates The World That Was
2013/07/12 04:35:07
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 9 Report (WiP) on P.19. Demotions, maybe?
I love how people are saying "RIP Pork" (and somehow not laughing at him) and completely ignoring the death of one of the HQ's!
Skarwael wrote:Hold the phone. I thought Veri got killed by a chaos marine?! Unless Canuck's dragging his corpse along in denial.
Whoops, my mistake! Yeah, Veri is veri dead!
I could swear I saw Canuck eyeing up his skull, khornate style, but he may have just been hungry...
Doctadeth wrote:Well, I am glad I am not deployed this mission. Am I to become a terminator or still remain a Devastator with the Crux?
You'll remain a Devastator for the time being I think (and you did earn the crux slaying the weediest enemies in the game ), but I may rotate the Terminator Squad later in the campaign...
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
2013/07/12 09:47:26
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 9 Report (WiP) on P.19. Demotions, maybe?
Just Dave wrote: I love how people are saying "RIP Pork" (and somehow not laughing at him) and completely ignoring the death of one of the HQ's!
That's cause we're all pretty much enlisted men. We'd rather mourn one of our own, screw the officers!
... Sir!
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You know you're really doing something when you can make strangers hate you over the Internet. - Mauleed
Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
Hallowed is the All Pie The Before Times: A Place That Celebrates The World That Was
2013/07/12 16:43:04
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 9 Report (WiP) on P.19. Demotions, maybe?
God dammit! Well looks like its back to killing aliens in X-Com for myself XD
I killed like what 1 or 2 things? How pitiful...
You killed a thing: a blue horror, the second weakest enemy in the game! I'm afraid there's no spare spots to respawn you either (only slots for two techmarines), which means Imperitus is now our sole techmarine.
If no-one dies for their second time though, then I'll give you a mission as the dreadnought (I'll PM you if you do).
Platuan4th wrote:
Just Dave wrote: I love how people are saying "RIP Pork" (and somehow not laughing at him) and completely ignoring the death of one of the HQ's!
That's cause we're all pretty much enlisted men. We'd rather mourn one of our own, screw the officers!
... Sir!
Well played, maggot.
DA's Forever wrote:I think hes just punishing me for blowing up the kitchen.. Or maybe its for the Thunderhawk... Nah probably just the kitchen.
Punishing you?! You just wait...
KamikazeCanuck wrote:
Just Dave wrote: I love how people are saying "RIP Pork" (and somehow not laughing at him) and completely ignoring the death of one of the HQ's!
Skarwael wrote:Hold the phone. I thought Veri got killed by a chaos marine?! Unless Canuck's dragging his corpse along in denial.
Whoops, my mistake! Yeah, Veri is veri dead!
I could swear I saw Canuck eyeing up his skull, khornate style, but he may have just been hungry...
Nah, it'll just make an excellent paperweight. I am a librarian you know.
Good thinking! You could store quills or candy in it too...
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
2013/07/13 00:24:35
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 9 Report (WiP) on P.19. Demotions, maybe?
All records of the second half of the report have been expunged by order of the Inquisition.
Although records have been removed, the Inquisition offers assurances that the mission was a resounding success, and that no further battle brothers were harmed in the process. The Inquisition would also like to remind you not to question the sudden disappearances of 2 Terminators, 3 Assault Marines, and the entirety of Tactical Squad II, and offers its most sincere assurances that they are, without a shadow of a doubt - for doubt is but the first step on the road to damnation - not dead.
The Emperor Protects.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2013/07/13 02:50:26
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 9 Report (WiP) on P.19. Demotions, maybe?
Avatar 720 wrote: All records of the second half of the report have been expunged by order of the Inquisition.
Although records have been removed, the Inquisition offers assurances that the mission was a resounding success, and that no further battle brothers were harmed in the process. The Inquisition would also like to remind you not to question the sudden disappearances of 2 Terminators, 3 Assault Marines, and the entirety of Tactical Squad II apart from Purple the Magnificent V, and offers its most sincere assurances that they are, without a shadow of a doubt - for doubt is but the first step on the road to damnation - not dead especially not Purple the Magnificent V.
The Emperor Protects.
And he protects Purple the Magnificent V the Most.
Fixed that for you.
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2013/07/13 03:01:40
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 9 Report (WiP) on P.19. Demotions, maybe?
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
2013/07/13 22:51:12
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 9 Report (WiP) on P.19. Chaos Unleashed.
Curses... Ah well at least it took a lot to kill me Now about Purple the Magnificent VI...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2013/07/13 23:14:41
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 9 Report (WiP) on P.19. Chaos Unleashed.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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When the rich rage war it's the poor who die 
