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timetowaste85 wrote: Now, remember Insaniak, these are thirteen year old girls being discussed: you don't want to go asking for cleavage. The officials in my country (and yours) are likely to get upset at that request. Lol.
I wasn't asking for cleavage (that's likely to get me in all sorts of trouble... ), just pointing out that it shows up in selfies an awful lot.
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1. No
2. Don't use facebook.
3. Yes
4. No(I admit to all the shows I watch)
5. INo
6. No
7. What is spotify?
8. What is this?
9. Erm.
10. What are these? Who came up with this?
11. No. I don't eat pizza or drink wine.
12. No.
13. No.
14. This I do. But not for rap and not for parties. I like to listen to odd songs and sing them at random to confuse people. (Like NGE's Come, Sweet Death)
15. No.
16. I've faked it every time I didn't just flat out admit I didn't finish. 17. Cookie Dough is better than cookies
18. What the hell is this crap.
19. What is a selfie?
20. Erm.
21. No.
22. No. (I use tv tropes)
23. Ok, this is the most slowed. This one is true because the list is stupid.
The list is stupid. A lot of these are too specific and some are just silly. A better list would include things like intentionally avoiding cracks in cement or playing songs on repeat for 10 hours.
1. Saying “I have plans” to get out of other plans, when the only thing you have planned is some R & R.
2. Using Facebook’s “View As” option to see how your profile looks to your crush.
3. Finishing family-size servings of junk foods in one sitting
4. …while marathoning a show you wouldn’t admit to watching
5. Ignoring a text for days* and then saying, “OMG I’m SO sorry, just noticed my reply didn’t go through!
6. Snooping in people’s bathroom cabinets when you’re over at their place
7. Starting a “private session” on Spotify and listening to your guilty pleasure song on repeat for six hours
8. “Accidentally” sending your crush a Snapchat that was “meant for a friend, so sorry!"
9. Deep and unabashed nose-picking
10. Lying during “Never Have I Ever” because you don’t want to be the only loser that hasn’t dropped acid or had a threesome on a plane or whatever
11. Being home alone = pizza out of the box, wine out of the bottle
12. Sneaking a quick glance through your significant other’s inbox when they leave their Facebook logged in
13. Scheduling your emails to send at 8 a.m. so your colleagues and professors don’t know you’re a psycho 5 a.m. worker
14. Listening to a song on repeat for days so you can memorize the rap and bust it out at parties
15. Feeling an overwhelming relief when you get home and realize nobody else is
16. Faking it
17. Genuinely intending to bake cookies but failing because you started eating the batter. And never stopped
18. Watching engagement/wedding videos on YouTube and going through an entire box of Kleenex in an hour
19. Pretending to text while actually taking selfies
20. Peeing in the shower
21. Abandoning all social norms and grammar rules while in conversation with your best friend
22. Claiming to have read books that you’ve actually just read the Wikipedia entry for
23. And, finally, you’ll never admit to having related to nearly every item on this list
I must be really boring, I only got 6 of these (7 if you include the last one )
I don't even know what Spotify is. I check facebook only about once every six months when the wife demands I check some new pics (I have to get password again every time).
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
9/23 here. Kids these days and their wacky antics. Some if the things I admit to doing were rough equivalents. I.E. I've looked at The Wife's e-mail inbox, but not her Facebook page. I've also used the "I responded to that e-mail, the server must have hiccuped" as an excuse. Not the text example they have, but an old-timer equivalent.
1. Saying “I have plans” to get out of other plans, when the only thing you have planned is some R & R. - Yes
2. Using Facebook’s “View As” option to see how your profile looks to your crush. - No
3. Finishing family-size servings of junk foods in one sitting - Not anymore 4. …while marathoning a show you wouldn’t admit to watching - Yes
5. Ignoring a text for days* and then saying, “OMG I’m SO sorry, just noticed my reply didn’t go through! - No
6. Snooping in people’s bathroom cabinets when you’re over at their place - No
7. Starting a “private session” on Spotify and listening to your guilty pleasure song on repeat for six hours - No
8. “Accidentally” sending your crush a Snapchat that was “meant for a friend, so sorry!" - No
9. Deep and unabashed nose-picking - Yes (but only in private, sometimes blowing my nose just doesn't cut it)
10. Lying during “Never Have I Ever” because you don’t want to be the only loser that hasn’t dropped acid or had a threesome on a plane or whatever - No (though surprisingly those two questions have never come up)
11. Being home alone = pizza out of the box, wine out of the bottle - Pizza Yes, Wine No (.5)
12. Sneaking a quick glance through your significant other’s inbox when they leave their Facebook logged in - No
13. Scheduling your emails to send at 8 a.m. so your colleagues and professors don’t know you’re a psycho 5 a.m. worker - No, but it's more of an 8pm worker 14. Listening to a song on repeat for days so you can memorize the rap and bust it out at parties - Yes
15. Feeling an overwhelming relief when you get home and realize nobody else is - No
16. Faking it - No
17. Genuinely intending to bake cookies but failing because you started eating the batter. And never stopped - No
18. Watching engagement/wedding videos on YouTube and going through an entire box of Kleenex in an hour - No
19. Pretending to text while actually taking selfies - No
20. Peeing in the shower - Who hasn't?! (Yes)
21. Abandoning all social norms and grammar rules while in conversation with your best friend - No
22. Claiming to have read books that you’ve actually just read the Wikipedia entry for - No
23. And, finally, you’ll never admit to having related to nearly every item on this list - No.
5.5?
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1. Saying “I have plans” to get out of other plans, when the only thing you have planned is some R & R.
2. Using Facebook’s “View As” option to see how your profile looks to your crush.
3. Finishing family-size servings of junk foods in one sitting
4. …while marathoning a show you wouldn’t admit to watching
5. Ignoring a text for days* and then saying, “OMG I’m SO sorry, just noticed my reply didn’t go through!
6. Snooping in people’s bathroom cabinets when you’re over at their place
7. Starting a “private session” on Spotify and listening to your guilty pleasure song on repeat for six hours
8. “Accidentally” sending your crush a Snapchat that was “meant for a friend, so sorry!"
9. Deep and unabashed nose-picking
10. Lying during “Never Have I Ever” because you don’t want to be the only loser that hasn’t dropped acid or had a threesome on a plane or whatever
11. Being home alone = pizza out of the box, wine out of the bottle
12. Sneaking a quick glance through your significant other’s inbox when they leave their Facebook logged in
13. Scheduling your emails to send at 8 a.m. so your colleagues and professors don’t know you’re a psycho 5 a.m. worker
14. Listening to a song on repeat for days so you can memorize the rap and bust it out at parties
15. Feeling an overwhelming relief when you get home and realize nobody else is
16. Faking it
17. Genuinely intending to bake cookies but failing because you started eating the batter. And never stopped
18. Watching engagement/wedding videos on YouTube and going through an entire box of Kleenex in an hour
19. Pretending to text while actually taking selfies
20. Peeing in the shower
21. Abandoning all social norms and grammar rules while in conversation with your best friend
22. Claiming to have read books that you’ve actually just read the Wikipedia entry for
23. And, finally, you’ll never admit to having related to nearly every item on this list
1) Yes
2) No
3) Yes
4) Yes
5) Kinda, I usually just flat out ignore the text.
6) No
7) No
8) No
9) Yes
10) No
11) Hell yeah
12) No
13) No
14) No
15) Yes
16) Depends on what "it" is.
17) Yes
18) No
19) No
20) Yes
21) No
22) No
23) No
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
1. Saying “I have plans” to get out of other plans, when the only thing you have planned is some R & R.
2. Using Facebook’s “View As” option to see how your profile looks to your crush.
3. Finishing family-size servings of junk foods in one sitting
4. …while marathoning a show you wouldn’t admit to watching
5. Ignoring a text for days* and then saying, “OMG I’m SO sorry, just noticed my reply didn’t go through!
6. Snooping in people’s bathroom cabinets when you’re over at their place
7. Starting a “private session” on Spotify and listening to your guilty pleasure song on repeat for six hours
8. “Accidentally” sending your crush a Snapchat that was “meant for a friend, so sorry!"
9. Deep and unabashed nose-picking
10. Lying during “Never Have I Ever” because you don’t want to be the only loser that hasn’t dropped acid or had a threesome on a plane or whatever
11. Being home alone = pizza out of the box, wine out of the bottle
12. Sneaking a quick glance through your significant other’s inbox when they leave their Facebook logged in
13. Scheduling your emails to send at 8 a.m. so your colleagues and professors don’t know you’re a psycho 5 a.m. worker
14. Listening to a song on repeat for days so you can memorize the rap and bust it out at parties
15. Feeling an overwhelming relief when you get home and realize nobody else is
16. Faking it
17. Genuinely intending to bake cookies but failing because you started eating the batter. And never stopped
18. Watching engagement/wedding videos on YouTube and going through an entire box of Kleenex in an hour
19. Pretending to text while actually taking selfies
20. Peeing in the shower
21. Abandoning all social norms and grammar rules while in conversation with your best friend
22. Claiming to have read books that you’ve actually just read the Wikipedia entry for
23. And, finally, you’ll never admit to having related to nearly every item on this list
I must be really boring, I only got 6 of these (7 if you include the last one )
1) I just say I'm tired
2) FFS send a love letter through a friend ,meet up at recess and hold their hand.
3) who doesn't , hangovers are the key motivator in this.
4) I watch gilmore girls and love it, there I've said it, what other show would be worse to admit.
5) I never have phone credit, so erm I'm always days late.
6) What kind of psycho does this, your over as a guest not a private investigator.
7) I don't know what spotify is, but that sounds REALLY lonely
8) See #2 it's probably more effective.
9) Hell yes, there are some spots in my nose that tissues and blowing of noses just won't fix - also I am proud holder of the housemates bogey contest of 2006
10) Never have I ? I'm too busy playing 10 minutes in the closet ande spin the bottle.
11) pizza out of the box is ok, wine out of the bottle is a sea of backwash seedy.
12) Again , what kind of psycho does this.
13) weird, this person seems to have an obsession with being deceitful
14) That's just sad, so sad, please go diectly to tryhard, do not pass cool and do not collect $200 dollars.
15) sometimes i do this.
16) I assume your talking of sex although the rest of your life seems to be faked as well. Yes I have once..
17) cookies are better than batter. with all your deals with food, I'm getting the picture of a lonely fat woman who cries into mudcake.
18) Wedding videos could make me cry through boredom, so yes
19) Selfies are for the insecure and perverts.
20) Peeing in the shower, used to , don't anymore.
21) I don't know if i have these at anytime.
22) You just get sadder don't you lady , maybe if you stopped trying to be so insecure and deceitful you could educate yourself.
23) nope
well that's 6.5 from me , I'm praying i never meet this lady coz with my luck I'll probably end up marrying her.
Manchu - "But so what? The Bible also says the flood destroyed the world. You only need an allegorical boat to tackle an allegorical flood."
Shespits "Anything i see with YOLO has half naked eleventeen year olds Girls. And of course booze and drugs and more half naked elventeen yearolds Girls. O how i wish to YOLO again!"
Rubiksnoob "Next you'll say driving a stick with a Scandinavian supermodel on your lap while ripping a bong impairs your driving. And you know what, I'M NOT GOING TO STOP, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST"
Generally it's a teenage girl taking a picture of herself with her iPhone, while pursing her lips to look like a duck
Bonus points are awarded for; giving the peace sign, giving the middle finger, group shots, a comment fishing for compliments about her appearance
Clearly I'm to old for this list. Now I wonder about some of you all.......keep off my lawn and keep away from my teenage daughter.... Since most of you all know I'm a Law Abiding citizen with weapons and I've fired back in anger in a war. Your knee caps are endanger. Have no fear for I am a certified SurgTech/Combat LifeSaver with a medic bag. If the IV bag looks murky....ignore it...just watch in amazement how simple the tourniquet works I make sure you drink water and have an aspirin. Would offer better pain killers but I might profiled you as an insurgent in my mind. I don't want a "torture" accusation thrown at me.
Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
Manchu - "But so what? The Bible also says the flood destroyed the world. You only need an allegorical boat to tackle an allegorical flood."
Shespits "Anything i see with YOLO has half naked eleventeen year olds Girls. And of course booze and drugs and more half naked elventeen yearolds Girls. O how i wish to YOLO again!"
Rubiksnoob "Next you'll say driving a stick with a Scandinavian supermodel on your lap while ripping a bong impairs your driving. And you know what, I'M NOT GOING TO STOP, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST"
1. Yup.
2. Uhh... what?
3. Ohhh yes.
4. *Sigh* Yes.
5.I usually try to respond to all text messages.
6. No.
7. What's spotify?
8. Snapchat? What?
9. Yes.
10. Think so.
11. Yup.
12. Why?
13. Why would I even care?
14. Nope.
15. Yup.
16. Faking what? Interest? Yes.
17. Nope.
18. I don't cry that easy.
19. I am not that shallow.
20. Did it once or twice.
21. I guess but is that really shocking? Grammar is only a hard rule when speaking formaly.
22. Not just books, my friend. It's the best way to keep conversations from crashing.
23. I just listed it for everyone on this site to see. So no.
There ya go. 13 out of 23.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!
1. Saying “I have plans” to get out of other plans, when the only thing you have planned is some R & R.
Yeah, too nice to outright refuse people.
2. Using Facebook’s “View As” option to see how your profile looks to your crush.
The heck is View As?
3. Finishing family-size servings of junk foods in one sitting
Yeah, and?
4. …while marathoning a show you wouldn’t admit to watching
I'll usually admit it
5. Ignoring a text for days* and then saying, “OMG I’m SO sorry, just noticed my reply didn’t go through!
I have done this before, not often though
6. Snooping in people’s bathroom cabinets when you’re over at their place
Why would you do this? What the hell is wrong with you people?
7. Starting a “private session” on Spotify and listening to your guilty pleasure song on repeat for six hours
Whats spotify? Also I hate music
8. “Accidentally” sending your crush a Snapchat that was “meant for a friend, so sorry!"
I fail to see the point of snapchat
9. Deep and unabashed nose-picking
Yeah, I do this at times
10. Lying during “Never Have I Ever” because you don’t want to be the only loser that hasn’t dropped acid or had a threesome on a plane or whatever
Nah, no point in lying I have no life, also whats wrong with never having done drugs?
11. Being home alone = pizza out of the box, wine out of the bottle
Why do you have to be alone to drink Mountain Dew out of the bottle?
12. Sneaking a quick glance through your significant other’s inbox when they leave their Facebook logged in
Yes I have done this before once, felt kinda dirty after
13. Scheduling your emails to send at 8 a.m. so your colleagues and professors don’t know you’re a psycho 5 a.m. worker
Confusing 5am worker with 5am video gamer
14. Listening to a song on repeat for days so you can memorize the rap and bust it out at parties
Why would you want to rap? Whats the point?
15. Feeling an overwhelming relief when you get home and realize nobody else is
All the time
16. Faking it
Rather hard for a dude to do this
17. Genuinely intending to bake cookies but failing because you started eating the batter. And never stopped
I don't bake but I have done this while others are baking
18. Watching engagement/wedding videos on YouTube and going through an entire box of Kleenex in an hour
Again, why would anyone do this?
19. Pretending to text while actually taking selfies
I don't understand what the point of a selfie is
20. Peeing in the shower
Maximum efficiency mode engaged
21. Abandoning all social norms and grammar rules while in conversation with your best friend
No not really
22. Claiming to have read books that you’ve actually just read the Wikipedia entry for
Films, but not books, it would be a crime to do this for a book
23. And, finally, you’ll never admit to having related to nearly every item on this list
Well, I suppose you got me...
1. Saying “I have plans” to get out of other plans, when the only thing you have planned is some R & R.
2. Using Facebook’s “View As” option to see how your profile looks to your crush.
3. Finishing family-size servings of junk foods in one sitting
4. …while marathoning a show you wouldn’t admit to watching
5. Ignoring a text for days* and then saying, “OMG I’m SO sorry, just noticed my reply didn’t go through!
6. Snooping in people’s bathroom cabinets when you’re over at their place
7. Starting a “private session” on Spotify and listening to your guilty pleasure song on repeat for six hours
8. “Accidentally” sending your crush a Snapchat that was “meant for a friend, so sorry!"
9. Deep and unabashed nose-picking
10. Lying during “Never Have I Ever” because you don’t want to be the only loser that hasn’t dropped acid or had a threesome on a plane or whatever
11. Being home alone = pizza out of the box, wine out of the bottle
12. Sneaking a quick glance through your significant other’s inbox when they leave their Facebook logged in
13. Scheduling your emails to send at 8 a.m. so your colleagues and professors don’t know you’re a psycho 5 a.m. worker
14. Listening to a song on repeat for days so you can memorize the rap and bust it out at parties
15. Feeling an overwhelming relief when you get home and realize nobody else is
16. Faking it
17. Genuinely intending to bake cookies but failing because you started eating the batter. And never stopped
18. Watching engagement/wedding videos on YouTube and going through an entire box of Kleenex in an hour
19. Pretending to text while actually taking selfies
20. Peeing in the shower
21. Abandoning all social norms and grammar rules while in conversation with your best friend
22. Claiming to have read books that you’ve actually just read the Wikipedia entry for
23. And, finally, you’ll never admit to having related to nearly every item on this list
#10. Lying during this game? Why? I found that the truth often weirded more people out.
#11. Pizza out of the box I have no issue with. If it's out of the box then it means I have bought it that night and the leftovers have not been put in the fridge yet.
Wine out of the bottle? Never. Goon, now that's a different matter with its own etiquette. (Goon is wine in a box. Cask. There are party rules about these here.).
#16. Faking it? I'm assuming sexually, here. Male. Though I am aware that it IS possible for males to 'fake it' - why would you bother? If you don't feel like sex, don't have it.
If the partner you're with doesn't do it for you, then why are you with them?
The rest? Not something I've ever considered doing, let alone ever done.
I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
I live here, but the drinking from the goon was done in Sydney at a party. My introduction to "wheel of goon".
Clothesline, 3 casks of decent stuff, one cask of passion-pop. Spin clothesline, russian roulette style. Except instead of a bullet, you get a mouthful of foul, vile tasting camel piss (I can't stand PP. Never have, and unlike many, getting blottoed on it wasn't my first exposure to booze.
I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
16)This is only possible when sobering up during. When your beer goggles fall off, Then its time to grab your beer coat and beer scooter and get the hell out of there.
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Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
chromedog wrote: I live here, but the drinking from the goon was done in Sydney at a party. My introduction to "wheel of goon".
Clothesline, 3 casks of decent stuff, one cask of passion-pop. Spin clothesline, russian roulette style. Except instead of a bullet, you get a mouthful of foul, vile tasting camel piss (I can't stand PP. Never have, and unlike many, getting blottoed on it wasn't my first exposure to booze.
That's what we did too! Only we called it 'Goon of Fortune'! Ah, memories!
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Hive Fleet Jumanji
1. Yes
2. Never even thought of that actually.
3. My favourite was eating an entire ice cream cake with a two litre of chocolate milk and my friend saying, "You just ate something that should feed a small family."
4. Not so far at least, I used to watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager but never marathoned it.
5. Uh huh.
6. Nope, but I do read through their toilet magazines.
7. Don't know what that is.
8. Don't know what that is.
9. Kool Aid man "Oh Yeah."
10. Never played it.
11. Uh huh.
12. Guilty.
13. Nope.
14. Yes but not so I can memorize it.
15. Sometimes.
16. Guilty.
17. I don't make cookies, but I do eat the batter.
18. Nope.
19. Nope.
20. Kinda hard not to when you're taking a dump.
^That is a joke, but who doesn't.
21. Most of the time.
22. I don't even read the wikipedia entry.
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