Venezuelan Asylum Achieved, Snowden reveals UFO Documents

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**reds8n**

http://www.chronicle.su/news/snowden-reveals-ufo-documents-after-receiving-asylum-in-venezuela/

CARACAS, Venezuela – Edward Snowden, the leaker of NSA surveillance documents, was granted asylum in Venezuela on Friday. With safe harbors in sight, Snowden was willing to share shocking and world-shattering exclusive secret government documents with The Internet Chronicle.

Snowden’s testimony was as follows:
“The highest levels of government don’t know what to do about UFOs, and the official story that they are all merely weather balloons or natural phenomena has been clearly dismissed. If anything, these documents speak about UFOs as if they are surely guided by an intelligence beyond our own. As it turns out, the most credible and inexplicable sightings are of vehicles that have been spotted leaving the sea floor at hydrothermal vents and directly entering solar orbit . . .

“Because ballistic missile tracking systems and deep-sea sonar are kept as state secrets, scientists don’t have access to data about these objects. However, most of the contractors at DARPA are sure that there is a species more intelligent than homo sapiens living in the mantle of the Earth. It makes sense, if you think about it, because that is the only place where conditions have been more or less stable for billions of years. Extremophiles may live at different temperatures than us, but they have been able to thrive and develop intelligence at a seemingly accelerated rate. That’s not true, because they’ve simply evolved at the same rate, but without many of the vicissitudes which set back surface life . . .

“The president receives daily briefings about their activities. Analysts believe their technology to be so far advanced that we stand little chance of survival in any potential war. The general sentiment is that we are but ants from their perspective, so there is little chance they would empathize or attempt to communicate with us, and the current contingency plan is to detonate nuclear weapons in deep caverns to ‘sting’ the foe we have no hope of destroying in hopes it would discourage further attacks.”

Critics may allege that what the 30-year-old former NSA and CIA contractor can state with authority about our ultraterrestrial neighbors is already well-known. But the Ground-Penetrating Radar, or GPR, scans, which The Internet Chronicle has shared and confirmed with sources within intelligence community, will only serve to underscore popular bitterness over strategically timed earthquakes and tsunamis.

Just as PRISM shined a new light on goings-on in NSA’s ECHELON computer systems, revealed in the 1990s, the vast complexes of underground cities – laser-etched from pure diamond – apparent in the GPR scans will transform public debate about the balance between liberty and security.

**SagesStone**

However, most of the contractors at DARPA are sure that there is a species more intelligent than homo sapiens living in the mantle of the Earth.

Cause they sure as hell don't live on the surface.

**reds8n**

The cities made from laser etched diamonds sound like a fun place to visit.

Critics may allege that what the 30-year-old former NSA and CIA contractor can state with authority about our ultraterrestrial neighbors is already well-known

Oh those critics !

**Dreadwinter**

Laser Etched from Pure Diamond?!

**thenoobbomb**

Well, atleast he's safe from the US government, for now.

**whembly**

Wasn't there a movie about this?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805570/

I never go on subways anymore...

**Velour_Fog**

It's an interesting idea I suppose!

**ImotekhTheStormlord**

Well, there goes his credibility.

**Rented Tritium**

This is pretty likely not a real story, guys. It's not going to do anything to his credibility because only AM radio shows are discussing it like it's a real thing.

**Jimsolo**

A quick browse of the website makes it clear that the site is a tabloid filled with nothing but fictional stories. Still, had me going for a second, reds8n.

**Jihadin**

Prepare by becoming expert on Xcom

**Monster Rain**

Wake up, sheeple!

**Grey Templar**

Jihadin wrote:
Prepare by becoming expert on Xcom

Just beat it on Ironman mode. Am I doing it right?

**Grimtuff**

whembly wrote:
Wasn't there a movie about this?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805570/

I never go on subways anymore...

I thought he was talking about the Mole people or the CHUDs...

**Bran Dawri**

Idle thought upon reading this: How long before this shows up on History Channel with the Aliens guy?

**AegisGrimm**

Wait.........the movie "The Abyss" is all truth? That's amazing!!

Next they will begin to sent giant monsters against us, forcing us to begin the Jaeger project. Sweet.

**Monster Rain**

Bran Dawri wrote:
Idle thought upon reading this: How long before this shows up on History Channel with the Aliens guy?

Jesse Ventura is going to be all over this.

**Orlanth**

ImotekhTheStormlord wrote:
Well, there goes his credibility.

If so: Mission accomplished.

Is this a joke article, or an attack on Snowden?

**Tengri**

Super-intelligent life living in the mantle of the Earth...I have a hard time believing this. Is the mantle even hospitable to advanced, multicellular life?

**purplefood**

Movies have taught me the Earth has dinosaurs living in it.

**curran12**

Does anyone else kinda wish this was actually real? The story, I mean. I'd love for this real tense information leak and asylum spying thing to just completely jump the rails like this.

**AegisGrimm**

It would be a pretty epic twist.

**Rented Tritium**

Yeah, I think most people secretly hope one of these crazy things is true just for the novelty of it.

**pities2004**

**Avatar 720**

purplefood wrote:
Movies have taught me the Earth has dinosaurs living in it.

And history has taught me that they eat coconuts.

**Rainbow Dash**

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Avatar 720 wrote:
purplefood wrote:
Movies have taught me the Earth has dinosaurs living in it.

And history has taught me that they eat coconuts.

oh that's nothing to this book I read...

**rubiksnoob**

Avatar 720 wrote:
purplefood wrote:
Movies have taught me the Earth has dinosaurs living in it.

And history has taught me that they eat coconuts.

Science taught you that. What history taught you is that they ate coconuts 6000 years ago.

**Monster Rain**

rubiksnoob wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
purplefood wrote:
Movies have taught me the Earth has dinosaurs living in it.

And history has taught me that they eat coconuts.

Science taught you that. What history taught you is that they ate coconuts 6000 years ago.

Before they were killed by vaccinations and chemtrails.

**Alfndrate**

Religion has taught me that Raptor Jesus went extinct for my sins.

**kronk**

Bran Dawri wrote:
Idle thought upon reading this: How long before this shows up on History Channel with the Aliens guy?

I miss the days when the History Channel didn't suck donkey dong.