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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 08:43:02
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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The Honored Imperium terrain will become an HQ choice for Space Marines, becoming a golem to lead Marines into combat.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 08:46:20
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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Sicarius will have died and be replaced by Captain Titus, causing much rejoicing.
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 11:48:04
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Kain wrote:Also, a new monstrous creature that really should be a walker will appear and it will be at least one and a half times larger than is reasonable and have some sort of jump or teleportation mechanism and will suspiciously resemble a grimdark gypsy danger.
Much bitching will ensue over it.
You're supposed to put in false and made up rumours!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 12:01:37
Subject: Re:NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Numberless Necron Warrior
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Matt Ward won't be writing it because he is now sick of Ultramarines and unbalanced rules
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 12:04:43
Subject: Re:NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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All marines can take a can of red bull (or 41st millennium equivalent) as a wargear option. When used it increases the models initiative by 1 for a game turn and they gain the jump infantry special rule for a game turn. One use only.
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“Because we couldn’t be trusted. The Emperor needed a weapon that would never obey its own desires before those of the Imperium. He needed a weapon that would never bite the hand that feeds. The World Eaters were not that weapon. We’ve all drawn blades purely for the sake of shedding blood, and we’ve all felt the exultation of winning a war that never even needed to happen. We are not the tame, reliable pets that the Emperor wanted. The Wolves obey, when we would not. The Wolves can be trusted, when we never could. They have a discipline we lack, because their passions are not aflame with the Butcher’s Nails buzzing in the back of their skulls.
The Wolves will always come to heel when called. In that regard, it is a mystery why they name themselves wolves. They are tame, collared by the Emperor, obeying his every whim. But a wolf doesn’t behave that way. Only a dog does.
That is why we are the Eaters of Worlds, and the War Hounds no longer."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 13:43:54
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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Jadenim wrote: Kain wrote:Also, a new monstrous creature that really should be a walker will appear and it will be at least one and a half times larger than is reasonable and have some sort of jump or teleportation mechanism and will suspiciously resemble a grimdark gypsy danger.
Much bitching will ensue over it.
You're supposed to put in false and made up rumours!
Not only will it look like Gypsy Danger with more skulls but the Adeptus Mechanicus will find the STC in Magos Bumfeth mcLazygak's pockets stuffed between a bag of cheetos and an issue of Playgear, titled "The Ignatio Imperator bares all".
And it's introductory fluff will have it's first user, Brother Sergeant Awesome Badass McPowerfist simultaneously punchsplode a Hive Tyrant brood, all four kinds of greater daemons, the Avatars of three craftworlds, a Riptide Squadron, a Squiggoth herd, and then suplex four C'tan shards into oblivion before beating the swarmlord and old one eye to death with Skarbrand and Kairos' mangled corpses while playing hopskotch on Ku'gath. And then he'll be surfing a wraithknight, because he can.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
And as he rides off into the sunset to armwrestle An'ggrath and Angron simultaneously while having a threesome with Jain-Zar and St.Celestine, he will turn to Calgar and say "Groovy."
And then the background board explodes into a debate over whether he's a mary sue.
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 14:07:27
Subject: Re:NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Agile Revenant Titan
In the Casualty section of a Blood Bowl dugout
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- The Codex will be really underpowered because GW hates Space Marines and thinks people should collect other races. - There will be a new unit: Vanilla Marines. They work exactly like normal Space Marines except enemies in combat must pass a Leadership Test or forfeit all their attacks as they lick the tasty Vanilla. Tyranids must re-roll successful Ld Tests for this special rule, as they like eating. However, any Melta or Flamer weapons directed at the Vanilla marines may re-roll failed to wound rolls. - Contrary to popular speculation, there will NOT be a massive Space Marine Riptide/Wraithknight Equivalent. Instead, the new "centrepiece model" will be "DA HOLY EMPRAH". This model is a HQ choice and has a statline of all 10s, with a 1++ re-rollable save. Any enemy model in combat with DA HOLY EMPRAH will spontaneously implode. Remove the model as a casualty. DA HOLY EMPRAH is a Mastery Level 6 Psyker and hence knows all the powers from any Psychic Discipline. He automatically casts them and should any enemy Psyker attempt to make a Deny the Witch roll and fail, they spontaneously implode. Remove the model as a casualty. Should they pass DtW, the power still goes through and the enemy Psyker spontaneously explodes. Remove the model as a casualty, all enemy models within D6" take a S4 hit. In addition, all friendly space marine units with 48" gain Fearless, Furious Charge, +1 Attack and FNP. DA HOLY EMPRAH costs 12 points and retails for £300.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 14:36:17
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Sneaky Kommando
Washington, DC
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-Minor points adjustments for stuff nobody really fields (like, say...Vanguard veterans)
-Special units that ignore more BRB rules (Wow, Ignore Cover made shooting better? Let's make assaulting better by letting them Ignore Overwatch!)
-Ultramarine Devastator Squads gain Preferred Enemy: Squats special rule
-Tactical Marines, Scouts, Terminators, etc. are now available only in 3-man blisters
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Orks - "Da Rust Gitz" : 3000 pts
Empire - "Nordland Expeditionary Corps" : 3000 pts
Dwarfs - "Sons of Magni" 2000 points
Cygnar - "Black Swan" 100 pts
Trollbloods - "The Brotherhood"
Haqqislam- "Al-Istathaan": 300 points
Commonwealth - Desert Rats /2nd New Zealand 1000 points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 15:15:44
Subject: Re:NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Dakka Veteran
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Space Marines will introduce some new units to take full advantage of the newly released "Sea of Destruction" Battle Mat, a 6' x 4' blue vinyl playing surface retailing for only $129.99! GW wants to emphasize that combat belongs on and under water as well as in the skies, so most Space Marine units will have swimming or scuba upgrades. Drown in misery, xenos scum!
Assault squads have the 'heavy anchor' upgrade, which when successfully attached to an enemy unit drags it down to a watery grave!
A new aquatic combat vehicle called the Ultra Newt will carry 2 twin-linked Strength 9 AP1 Lance Harpoons and has the ability to regenerate damage.
An underwater sled called the Blowfish moves like a bike but stings like a bee, causing instant death poisoning to any model on a 2+.
Rumors of the Land Shark cannot be confirmed at this time.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 15:26:10
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Land Raider Poseidon
- Land Raider optimised for aquatic missions
- Amphibious special rules
- No Multimelta options, and doesn't have Lascannon due to them being less effective in water
- Main weapons are TL Assault Cannon with 'Harpoon Cannons' on sponsons.
- Harpoon Cannon sort of behaves like Scorpion's spear from Mortal Kombat against Monstrous Creatures and Vehicles, if it wounds or penetrates the armour. The harpoons don't have any effect on infantry beyond the damage / wounding effect of being a ranged weapon.
- Pioneered by the Space Sharks, who have reverted to their Rogue Trader name.
Astartes Fishmen
- To go with the new Land Raider, these are aquatic specialised Marines
- Two types, light and heavy. The light ones are like Scouts, while the heavy ones are in power armour
- Jet packs, don't take dangerous terrain if landing in water terrain
- Can't take Melta, Flamer, Plasma or Las weapons but the heavy weapons guy can mount an Assault Cannon
- All have Harpoon pistols, these have the Harpoon effect, but in reverse - they move the unit firing rather than the target.
EDIT: wow, ninja-rumoured by amanita while I was typing this!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 15:50:15
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Dakka Veteran
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Awesome, Daba! Great minds, and so forth.
Hope you've pre-ordered your Sea of Destruction Battle Mat too! Rumor is they'll eventually have a green one called "Swamp of Despair" and an orange one called "Land of Lava"...collect them all!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 15:57:41
Subject: Re:NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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All space marine codexes will be made obsolete, and all space marine players will be required to by the new Space Marines Codex, which will be twice as large as the rulebook, but with half as much fluff or rules. The majority of the book will be a collection of every rogue trader era artwork made and falsified battle reports, coupled with random pictures of Matt Ward dressed as an ultramarine.
All non-ultramarine characters will have their rules replaced with the ultramarine characters rules, plus one chapter specific rule.
All space marine squads start at 4 points per model, but they have to buy all of their weapons, armor and grenades, which determine which FOC slot they take up. All models except two and the sergeant will have to have the same gear. The sergeant will have a close combat weapon and pistol regardless of what you wanted him to have. Space marines can now be squads of up to thirty marines.
The space marines will receive two new flyers. One will have four twin linked las cannons with armor 12, while another will have a S6 AP3 Assault 2 flame template with the torrent special rule and a 5+ invulnerable save, also armor 12.
For a slight 40% price increase, thunderfire siege cannons will be made in plastic. Additionally, there will be a new artillery piece, the Spacemarine Cannon, which unlike normal artillery is T8. It will feature multiple firing modes, none of which will be useful at killing other space marines.
Players will not choose which chapter their marines are from. Instead, they will roll for it on 3d6 after choosing warlord traits, with 10 being ultramarines, and 19 being Black Templars. Players will need to have a different space marine army ready for each potential roll.
In addition to gaining thunderwolf cavalry from the Space Wolf codex, space marines will be able to take horses into combat. The horses will wear power armor.
Additionally, one new chapter will be revealed. The Ultra-ultramarines. They live on a planet called Ultra-Ultramar, which is an ocean world where the ocean happens to be ultramarine. They will be superior to all other chapters in every way, and feature their own unique space marine models that people will have to buy if they want to use them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 16:02:42
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Cosmic Joe
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Fenrir Kitsune wrote:It will be a balanced, reasonably priced, codex with good background and each unit will be worth taking.
You beat me to it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 16:13:54
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Nigel Stillman
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There will be a new "Super monstrous unit" that is a space marine wearing power armor inside terminator armor, inside dreadnaught armor, inside a chib hawk, inside a land raider, inside a titan.
It will be called “spacemarinepoweredterminatdreadnaughthawkraidertitanturducken”
Despite its impressive pedigree it will look stupid.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/06 17:31:38
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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SoB are now space marines with str 3 toughness 3.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/07 04:24:36
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Tea-Kettle of Blood
Adelaide, South Australia
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Funny thing is that picture is based off a character who is a girl portrayed in history as a guy (King Arthur)
gossipmeng wrote:SoB are now space marines with str 3 toughness 3.
I thought they already were Space Marines with STR & T 3 and a 6++?
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Ailaros wrote:You know what really bugs me? When my opponent, before they show up at the FLGS smears themselves in peanut butter and then makes blood sacrifices to Ashterai by slitting the throat of three male chickens and then smears the spatter pattern into the peanut butter to engrave sacred symbols into their chest and upper arms.
I have a peanut allergy. It's really inconsiderate.
"Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/08 00:18:54
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Otiose in a Niche
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63-There's gonna be these AWESOME new marines who are totally huge and can dual wield las cannons and have claymores strapped to their chest and... what do you mean that one's real?!?
64-There's gonna be these AWESOME new marines who are totally huge and can triple wield las cannons, one in each hand and one strapped to his [censored by order of the Inquisition]
65-There's gonna be these AWESOME new marines who are totally huge and can quadruple wield las cannons, the three I just mentioned plus a rear firing one that comes out of his [censored by order of the Inquisition]
66-New fluff! The Ultramarines were eaten by 'nids! If you have an Ultramarine army you can't use it, but you can trade it in at any GW shop for store credit.
67-There's gonna be a whole new type of gun with a crazy mechanic that makes no sense and... what do you mean that one's real too?
68-The price will go up 66% but the only change will be a hard cover and more color boarders... that one's real too? Are you sure? For real? Geeze...
69-Y'know all those great Forge World models you've been drooling over and waiting to see in plastic? Well none of them are in the Codex.
70-Thanks to a new licencing deal the 2 missing Primarchs can finally be reviled! Wolverine and the Punisher!
71-Several new marine types, besides the familiar Tactical, Terminator, Assault and Devestator Marines we will also get Strategic Marines, Liquidator Marines, Battery Marines and Defenstrator Marines. Defenstrator Marines will have special advantages in Cities of Death, especially when near a window.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/08 00:23:02
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Hierarch
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71. Bugs finally eat Macragge, Ultramarines get squatted.
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Things I've gotten other players to admit...
Foldalot: Pariahs can sometimes be useful |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/08 04:15:23
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Dakka Veteran
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66a - the remnant Ultramarines will be resurface as the Ubermarines. You can use the same rules but you MUST repaint the army in Uber red and Uber bronze for it to be legal. These paints go on sale September 1st for $7.99 per fluid .02 ounce.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/08 04:39:33
Subject: Re:NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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73-Leaked Centurion pictures!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/08 06:02:45
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Marine stats are boosted to movie marine stats.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/08 07:28:27
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Defending Guardian Defender
Finland
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Holy Terra! Jump pack Dreds?
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Eldar 2000
Blood Ravens 2200
Red Corsairs 2100
Dark Eldar 1200
Imperial Guard 800 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/08 10:14:15
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Tea-Kettle of Blood
Adelaide, South Australia
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I'd be all for this, marine armour is nothing in Ultramarines, they die to a couple of bolter shots (though one or two of them were taken about headshots because they weren't wearing the helmets, which is still a stupid idea)
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Ailaros wrote:You know what really bugs me? When my opponent, before they show up at the FLGS smears themselves in peanut butter and then makes blood sacrifices to Ashterai by slitting the throat of three male chickens and then smears the spatter pattern into the peanut butter to engrave sacred symbols into their chest and upper arms.
I have a peanut allergy. It's really inconsiderate.
"Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/08 10:17:18
Subject: NOW! is the time for your completely false and made up Space Marine rumors!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Space Marines will become 16 feet tall. (Previously 12 feet)
This will mean:
Female space marines are 18 feet.
Grey knights are 20 feet.
Female Grey Knights are 22 feet.
Chaos Grey Knights are 24 feet.
Female Chaos Grey Knights are 26 feet.
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