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Zaki66 wrote: Some people like doing challenges in a fluffy way... like if your Ork Warboss challenges a Space Marine Captain he might go "WAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!" (surprise, surprise).
When you issue challenges, what do you like to say or would like to say?
For my Necron Lord(s), I enjoy saying "Dance fleshling, dance..." before rolling for Mind Shackle Scarabs.
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No. Just no.
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A few for the Chaos-y side of things:
I'll get you ____. I'm like a literal Hulk Hogan. I'll get you brother.
We're like that Columbia House ten CD's for a penny club. Sooner or later you'll join us.
i'm like Dom Deluise at an all you can eat fish house. I'll swallow your sole.
It'll be like you were killed by some guy whose first name happens to be Dawn and you'll be dead by Dawn.
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia
Baldsmug wrote: Most of my character are modeled with respirators so i just put my hand over my mouth and start gak talking in a Bane voice. " Victory has defeated you!"
OMG. CAN I STEAL YOUR IDEA? TOO GOOD.
I would love to face a Dark Eldar and say "Ahh... so you think darkness is your ally..." and quote the entire scene.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PXaEUwAZSc "There is just something to be said about a 100, Green-tide Orks charging at you... it is unnerving... even to the most experienced player..."
5200 pnts
Flames of War Panzerkompanie
"RELEASE THE KRA- I MEAN, C'TAN!"
- Anonymous Necron Overlord who totally didn't impersonate Liam Neeson.
And then they shrug, say 'yup' and enjoy their cover save while shooting the hell out of you
Good scene though
The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
"CAN YOU WEAKLINGS NOT FIGHT ANY BETTER?!" vs guard
"Alien, you come to your death!" vs xenos
"The eternal war ends for you this day!" vs csm "WHY DOES ANYTHING THINK I CAN BE KILLED!?!" vs everything.
and then he dies and comes back as black legion, and then he dies. lol.
With my slaanesh daemons it's always "Come, join me sweetie" as I force my opponent to accept with beguilement. It's then almost always accompanied by "Your soul is like honey on my lips" as my heralds stabs them in the guts with an etherblade... such fun...
Matt.Kingsley wrote: With my slaanesh daemons it's always "Come, join me sweetie" as I force my opponent to accept with beguilement. It's then almost always accompanied by "Your soul is like honey on my lips" as my heralds stabs them in the guts with an etherblade... such fun...
very good one. I like it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PXaEUwAZSc "There is just something to be said about a 100, Green-tide Orks charging at you... it is unnerving... even to the most experienced player..."
5200 pnts
Flames of War Panzerkompanie
"RELEASE THE KRA- I MEAN, C'TAN!"
- Anonymous Necron Overlord who totally didn't impersonate Liam Neeson.
I need to see if what an Archon would say to an Autarch in a challenge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PXaEUwAZSc "There is just something to be said about a 100, Green-tide Orks charging at you... it is unnerving... even to the most experienced player..."
5200 pnts
Flames of War Panzerkompanie
"RELEASE THE KRA- I MEAN, C'TAN!"
- Anonymous Necron Overlord who totally didn't impersonate Liam Neeson.
Zaki66 wrote: I need to see if what an Archon would say to an Autarch in a challenge.
Archon: "Dinner at my place afterwards?"
Autarch: "Movie first, then we'll talk about dinner."
Archon: "As for the sex?"
Autarch: "No spikes this time."
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Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
Troike wrote: Not that I'd be likely to say it IRL every time I issued a challenge, but just for fun, here's how I'd imagine my Canoness issuing a challenge:
*Points chainsword at victim*
"Face me, scum! Through I, the Emperor shall smite you!"
You should actually say it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PXaEUwAZSc "There is just something to be said about a 100, Green-tide Orks charging at you... it is unnerving... even to the most experienced player..."
5200 pnts
Flames of War Panzerkompanie
"RELEASE THE KRA- I MEAN, C'TAN!"
- Anonymous Necron Overlord who totally didn't impersonate Liam Neeson.
I very rarely get into a situation where a challenge can be made, but there is one "series" of challenging that I enjoyed.
Typhus: Come, mortal, to Father Nurgle's embrace. (Challenge)
Yarrick: Come at me scum! (Accepted)
*cue close fight between the two until Yarrick goes down*
Typhus: Annoying bugger...
Yarrick, bloody but defiant: I can still fight traitor! (Challenge)
Typhus: da fuq? (Accepted)
*Yarrick gets brutally beat down*
Typhus: Now that that's done with...
Yarrick: (slurring)I can still fight...(Challenge)
Typhus: Wha-? How-? JUST DIE! (Accepted)
*Yarrick gets brutally beat down*
Typhus: Now-
Yarrick: *something that sounds like "I can still fight!"* (Challenge[?])
Typhus: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?! (Accepted with RAGE)
*Typhus' Manreaper bonks his head*
Typhus: xP (Dead)
Yarrick: *something that sounds like "Take that traitor scum!"*
*Yarrick gets shot and killed by a Cultist 2 seconds later*
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You are both rational and emotional. You value creation and discovery, and feel strongly about what I create. At best, you're innovative and intuitive. At worst, you're scattered and unpredictable.
dreamakuma wrote: "Come at me ya GIT!"
"I'z ready fer a fight so what sez ye?!"
"Let's get ta smashin' propa"
"BRING IT ON!!"
I trust that you say it with an Orkish voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PXaEUwAZSc "There is just something to be said about a 100, Green-tide Orks charging at you... it is unnerving... even to the most experienced player..."
5200 pnts
Flames of War Panzerkompanie
"RELEASE THE KRA- I MEAN, C'TAN!"
- Anonymous Necron Overlord who totally didn't impersonate Liam Neeson.
Guardsmen Bob wrote: My Guard Sergeant challenging/accepting "Yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-" Which is inevitably followed by "-aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh!"
Denying "Oh hell no!"
But what happens if they win?
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
Guardsmen Bob wrote: My Guard Sergeant challenging/accepting "Yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-" Which is inevitably followed by "-aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh!"
Denying "Oh hell no!"
But what happens if they win?
Impossibru.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PXaEUwAZSc "There is just something to be said about a 100, Green-tide Orks charging at you... it is unnerving... even to the most experienced player..."
5200 pnts
Flames of War Panzerkompanie
"RELEASE THE KRA- I MEAN, C'TAN!"
- Anonymous Necron Overlord who totally didn't impersonate Liam Neeson.
Zaki66 wrote: Some people like doing challenges in a fluffy way... like if your Ork Warboss challenges a Space Marine Captain he might go "WAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!" (surprise, surprise).
When you issue challenges, what do you like to say or would like to say?
For my Necron Lord(s), I enjoy saying "Dance fleshling, dance..." before rolling for Mind Shackle Scarabs.
I'm going to 40ker hell aren't I?
No. Just no.
This music just makes me to want to punch something. It's that damn good. DAMN YES, I MUST USE THIS FROM NOW ON!
"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!" - Satsuki Kiryuin, Kill la Kill
I've a old flight glove I use. I lay it on the table or if I know the individual I throw the glove at them. I use to have a old school DnD mini that I reworked on after I saw Patriot. I gave the guy a bowie knife and a Tomahawk and swap out the mini's. Lost him in Afghanistan so hopefully I take out some Insurgent who step on him and slice his foot open and he dies of infection.
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Lucarikx wrote: Whenever my I send my Tac Marine Sergeant against any HQ I like to picture him saying this:
LEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY
JEEEEEEEEENNNNKINS
Lucarikx
oh man... damn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PXaEUwAZSc "There is just something to be said about a 100, Green-tide Orks charging at you... it is unnerving... even to the most experienced player..."
5200 pnts
Flames of War Panzerkompanie
"RELEASE THE KRA- I MEAN, C'TAN!"
- Anonymous Necron Overlord who totally didn't impersonate Liam Neeson.
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.