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In glorious tribute to my 100th post, here is a topic that hasn't been discussed since about December 2012. If you were to assign a theme song to any faction, what would it be?
I honestly can imagine Necrons jamming to Tubthumping by Chumbawamba. In a tone-deaf, creaky voice, they'd sing whenever it's RP time.
Ailaros wrote: You know what really bugs me? When my opponent, before they show up at the FLGS smears themselves in peanut butter and then makes blood sacrifices to Ashterai by slitting the throat of three male chickens and then smears the spatter pattern into the peanut butter to engrave sacred symbols into their chest and upper arms.
I have a peanut allergy. It's really inconsiderate.
"Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!"
~500 and growing
~500 and growing
~250 and growing
green is best
Kain on Tzeentch:
The negative so far outweighs the positive that it creates a vicious cycle, with Chaos ensuring more bad things(TM) and largely only bad thigs happen. The fact that the major Xenos are mostly donkey-caves doesn't help, especially since the Imperiumis in turn, a bunch of donkey-caves.
Thus Tzeentch, god of donkey-caves, is the most generally successful. Because out of this huge pile of donkey-caves, none are more dickish than the great blue Jerk.
I find this suits my Renegade Marine chapter on a mission ot take out the Inquisition, as they are the ones who took them out of commission and marked them as Traitors
I see this as my Necrons' theme, as they are going to attempt to take out the Nids, by whatever means necessary...
I also see that this fits the Tau, as they are relatively new but kick everyone's arse a lot of the time (fluffwise as well as TT)
Experience is something you get just after you need it The Narkos Dynasty - 15k Iron Hands - 12k The Shadewatch - 3k Cadmus Outriders - 4k Alpha Legion Raiders - 3k
"Put your 1st best against you opponents 2nd best, your 2nd best against their 3rd best, and your 3rd best against their 1st best"-Sun Tzu's Art of War
"If your not winning, try a bigger sword! Usually works..."
You must be swift as an Eldar jetbike,
Have all the force of a thunder hammer,
All the strength of Exterminatus,
Mysterious as the ordo... malleuuuuussss!
P.S. I think Sham Po is an Ogryn.
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Here's Nile's best non-metal piece for the Thousand Sons.
Assyrian war march. The sound of the sand shuffling makes it sound like they're marching three steps at a time. That explains Slow and Purposeful as well.
Space Wolves: 3770
Orks: 3000
Chaos Daemons: 1750
Warriors of Chaos: 2000
Necrons: 4000+ pts
Tyranids: 1000+ pts
Word Bearers: 1500+ pts
Emperor's Children: 1500+ pts
Minotaurs: 2000+ pts (killed by Primaris, thanks GW)
Custodes: 1000+ pts 
16250 points 45/18/3 (W/L/D) 7th Ed
6250 points 9/3/1 (W/L/D) sixth-ed
~500 and growing
~500 and growing
~250 and growing
Draconians, a BA successor chapter - around 1000 pts still calculating Other armies: 
Cadmus Outriders - 4k 
"Put your 1st best against you opponents 2nd best, your 2nd best against their 3rd best, and your 3rd best against their 1st best"-Sun Tzu's Art of War 
