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Unless you're like me, and you become so engrossed in the book you're reading that you forget you came in for a gak.
"Aha! Finally found you Waldo you slippery bastard. Well, that was a fun poo- I forgot to poop."
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
mega_bassist wrote: Why....are there 19 bathrooms?? That seems a little much, even for a mansion like that. Haha.
That way you're never too far from a man throne
But...then you'd need 19 copies of the same book! You can't drop a proper depth charge without reading a book.
If you got a place like that you could either get an iPad for each room that sync's to the same page of whatever you are reading, or you could just get the 19 copies of the same book and hire a guy to turn them all to the same page after each drop for you.
Can't afford it. Bought an aircraft carrier last month so my budget is a bit tight...
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"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
And if you're drinkin' well, you know that you're my friend and I say "I think I'll have myself a beer" 
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