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**LoneLictor**

Anyone heard an radio chatter lately? Its nice to hear them talk about us, but lately whenever I'm alive I have to hide in dark buildings.

JB

I copy and paste their radio transmissions when I read each one. I haven't seen any recently.

**kronk**

Kronk is redecorating the mall, looking for the Orange Julius. (Is that still a thing? I've been dead a while.)

JB

kronk wrote:
Kronk is redecorating the mall, looking for the Orange Julius. (Is that still a thing? I've been dead a while.)

I think you are more likely to find a Dairy Queen/Orange Julius Treat Center since DQ bought OJ.

Dibs on the Auntie Anne's and Cookie Factory brains.

Anyone else seeing some of the pesky Knights Templar around? They must still be visiting Vinetown.

**Manchu**

Given zombahz are getting to be rare and exotic in UD, I imagine they are bored out of their gourds most of the time.

JB

Anja gets curiouser and curiouser.

Anja Arnheim said "you! nurgling! i have a special proposal for you! i will wait for you at kirk building. that is three blocks south. other nurglings can join too, but it is a top secret!" (yesterday)
Anja Arnheim slapped you with a newspaper. (yesterday) (Now 3 south.)

Anyone heading to the Kirk Building?

**Mad..**

Yip... Munched on a survivor outside Mitchem, then headed down to Kirk...

You are standing outside the Kirk Building, a large grey-stone building with pillars along its front. The building has been lightly barricaded.

There is another zombie from your horde here. It's Slow and Purposeful.
You smash at the barricade. It creaks.

Down to lightly.

**Dheneb**

Has anyone else found their tangling grasp not going off? The last couple of days it hasn't kicked in until they're on about 5hp.

JB

Dheneb wrote:
Has anyone else found their tangling grasp not going off? The last couple of days it hasn't kicked in until they're on about 5hp.

Did you reactivate your Tangling Grasp account?

**Dheneb**

JB wrote:
Dheneb wrote:
Has anyone else found their tangling grasp not going off? The last couple of days it hasn't kicked in until they're on about 5hp.

Did you reactivate your Tangling Grasp account?

I've got two accounts, one zed, one human (for WIRE when it was alive, and on the other side of the city), both are active, and both have tangling grasp.

I'm also looking at a discussion on this bug which began in 2006 (wow).

**LoneLictor**

I got revived. Sweet.

My code of ethics is that, as a survivor, I only PK members of mrh cow trenchcoater alliances. Revive points are a crime against nature.

Dual nature players, MERCY players, and those sorts of people I leave alone.

**gunslingerpro**

I've been off thread for a while gents (but busy smashing up Mitchem when I remember). Do we have a specific plan of attack?

Or are we just hunting breathers in Vinetown (a favorite pass time of mine)?

**Manchu**

LoneLictor wrote:
Dual nature players, MERCY players, and those sorts of people I leave alone.

This is effectively Dual Nature play.

gunslingerpro wrote:
Or are we just hunting breathers in Vinetown (a favorite pass time of mine)?

Pretty well just this at the moment. Speaking only for myself, I am open to suggestions.

**Mad..**

Kirk building was a bit of a flop wasn't it??

I managed to bust into Taswell Towers and wrecked the place.... no survivors in there though.

**Manchu**

Doddington open, two inside.

JB

I crowned myself. I feel like a dead Napoleon.

You are inside Club Izzard, in the near-darkness of the main dancefloor. The building has fallen into ruin, and with the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

With careful deliberation, you manage to pick up and wear one of the discarded plush crowns.

JB

One human with 55 HP in The Pilyer Hotel (1 square NW of Mitchem Mall).

Eat 'im before Manchu gets here!

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Gone before I got there, but I went in at night and wrecked up the place.

JB

Another zombie (not of our blessed horde) came in before you and killed him.

I'm resting now. Is anyone up for an attack on Gelasius, a Police Station, or Shyar Cinema?

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Maybe Shyar, been a while since I've seen a good film

**Bloodhorror**

Come on down to Miltown guys!

I'm at the Sigel Arms and its some groups HQ

!

There is AT LEAST 6 guys in there each day, and I can never kill them cus I blow all my AP on getting in there.

Need the assistance of my fellow braineaters!

**kronk**

JB wrote:
Another zombie (not of our blessed horde) came in before you and killed him.

I'm resting now. Is anyone up for an attack on Gelasius, a Police Station, or Shyar Cinema?

I will crush Shyar and eat all the popcorns!

JB

I will throw Kronk at the door to get to the popcorns.

OK, looks like I'm heading to Shyar. Wish me luck and come join the attack if you can.

EDIT: I tore down a few 'cades at Shyar and then moved to Club Atthill to rest.

**Manchu**

Dang you guys have been killing it around Mitchem. I just ruined three buildings without having to touch a single bear. And touching bears is nobody's favorite thing.

**LoneLictor**

Ling Police Department is open. Bears as thick as bugs on a bumper inside.

JB

Someone must have killed Anja Arnheim. She was waving her arms around as a zombie at Atthill.

You are standing outside Club Atthill, a fire-damaged white-stone building which has partially collapsed. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted @%tp:/#b##.*y*1c#@BCm onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

There is another zombie from your horde here. It's The Kronk Shuffle.

There are two dead bodies here. One of them smells strange.

Since your last turn:

The lights came on inside Club Atthill. (9 hours and 20 minutes ago)
A zombie raised its arms to the sky. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
A zombie gestured down at the ground. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
A zombie raised its arms to the sky. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
A zombie gestured down at the ground. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Grrh hra, rrh nrrgrng." (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
A zombie stood up. (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (1 hour and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.

**kamakazepanda**

Opened Shyar.

Two Humans within.

**kronk**

I took out Berkman Filk. Someone else got the other guy. Smashed at the Gel Hospital barricades.
Now resting in Club Atthill.

**Manchu**

SE corner of Mitchem open, please come in:

Gripping Sister Rita by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They die.

McManix remains. I ruined the SW corner but there is a lot of work to be done, punching the lights out, breaking up the all the junk the harmanz piled up, and smearing over the ugly graffiti they spray everywhere.

Walking into a lit, caded mall for a zombah must be something like a Colonial Marine walking into a xenomorph nest. Or a parent stepping on legos barefoot in their kid's messy room.

**kronk**

Great job!

I'm still meditating, but the rest of you goons: Go get em!