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So topic really sayes it.
Also is there some trollsome things from magnus?

The most trolltastic thing Tzeentch ever did can be summed up as: Magnus' entire life.

Or the creation of the Grey Knights.

Innocents killed for each bolter round
Torture and pain for each piece of armor
100s of imperial psykers die for each GK trained
Entire planets and populations destroyed for the possibility of taint
Loyal troops wiped and often killed for knowing they exist

Well played Tzeentch, well played

Creating the Changeling.

 Void__Dragon wrote:
The most trolltastic thing Tzeentch ever did can be summed up as: Magnus' entire life.

I would pretty much agree with V__D here.

Magnus danced a merry jig whilst Tzeentch ground the Organ.

The whole Magnus thing was pretty epic I thought. I don't know much else that Big T has done though - just as planned.

Could anyone be specific

Tzeentch basically manipulated the primarch from his birth. He fooled him into believing he could control the warp, best the dangers of it. He believed that he was in control. When he found the way to stop fleshchange (a dreaded mutation within the TS legion that was ruining the army), when he saw into the future discovering Horus betrayal, how he naively believed he could use sorcery to reveal this news to the emperor, when it shattered the construction of the Emperors imperial web way killing thousands of tech works and ruining the potential of the imperium, when capture Magnus became kill magnus... when, just as Magnus was winning in his battle (I think), against the Russ, somehow, a twist of fate occurred and his eye was wounded... all of this was Tzeentch.

He fooled Mahmud into believing he had control, made him think his actions were his own... but in reality all he was... was a pawn. An amusing plaything for an entity that is of unimaginable power and illogical logic.

Finally, Tzeentch had one last joke to be had. He began again the flesh change that prompted Ahriman, favored of Magnus (I believe) to research the Rubric to solve it. Now the sons Magnus had saved, the 1000 or so of his sons remaining had the majority turned into dead automatons.... by his very own son.


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Mahmud = phone autocorrecting Magnus to Markus or Mahmud

Tricking Lorgar and upending the entire galaxy.

Tzeentch is probably controlling the entire galaxy just for his personal lulz. Everything that happens was orchestrated by Tzeentch!!
Unless of course, he has been replaced by an Alpha Legion operative...

 Iron_Captain wrote:
Tzeentch is probably controlling the entire galaxy just for his personal lulz. Everything that happens was orchestrated by Tzeentch!!
Unless of course, he has been replaced by an Alpha Legion operative...

...just as planned...

 Lobukia wrote:
Or the creation of the Grey Knights.

Innocents killed for each bolter round
Torture and pain for each piece of armor
100s of imperial psykers die for each GK trained
Entire planets and populations destroyed for the possibility of taint
Loyal troops wiped and often killed for knowing they exist

Well played Tzeentch, well played

but, these tactics actually work, so there IS that.

Read "The Lives of Ferag Lion-Wolf" from the short story compilation Let the Galaxy Burn (ed. Marc Gascoigne and Christian Dunn).

Tzeentch is a douche.

 Iron_Captain wrote:
Tzeentch is probably controlling the entire galaxy just for his personal lulz. Everything that happens was orchestrated by Tzeentch!!
Unless of course, he has been replaced by an Alpha Legion operative...

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have accurately predicted the plot of the next Horus heresy book.

It's petty, but the short story involvin the Chaos warlord praying to Tzeentch for a means to end the battle, and Tzeentch responds by giving him the long missing teleport homer off the Master of the Ravenwing bike. Bloop, Deathwing arrive.

Tzeentch: I don't think you and I are in the same business. You think I just spread chaos, don't you? I don't. I take sides.
Khorne: But in the Gamer-GW War, you control both sides.
Tzeentch: Did you ever consider that I wanted both sides to disrespect eachother? Plotting change gaming far surer than rage. You're in the wrong place, my young friend; this is no place for chainaxes.

The most trollastic things are those that we can't tie to Tzeentch, they are still in the making. Heck, Tzeentch probably plays 42 games of poker-billiards-chess-roulette agains himself just for fun.

The short story in 6E Daemons where the Changeling kidnaps a nurgling from Nurgle's realm, cuts a hair off of Slaneesh, then uses the nurgling as a whoopie-cushion on Khorne's chair.

Khorne sits on the chair, exploding the nurgling. He investigates the corpse and finds Slaanesh's hair on it, deduces that Slaneesh did it and starts a massive three-way war between himself, Slaanesh and Nurgle.

Yes, this actually happens in the Codex.

Also known as "Thursday night in the Warp".

the screamerstar

I agree with the Magnus thing.

I think that he's had his fun with Magnus it's now Ahriman's turn. He's been set on a path in which he thinks he can undo Tzeentch...

My favorite from the Chaos Daemon codex is still The Changeling taking the guise of a Keeper of Secrets and appearing before some noble whose palace was under siege by the Dark Angels. The noble sold the souls of his daughters in exchange for what The Changeling said was an "artifact that would bring an end to the siege."

When the device was activated, a bunch of Deathwing Terminators appeared before him. The "artifact" was a teleport beacon The Changeling stole from Ravenwing.

From Sammael's bike i believe

At least it was in the older codex. Don't have the current one to hand.

Also the changeling bringing a dataslate to Brother Captain Stern of the GK without him noticing that he was RIGHT THERE

How about the Changeling outright tricking the Grey Knights into an Exterminatus campaign that sees one of their own seeded with doubt for the first time ever?

Then there are simple pleasures like the Changeling sneaking some Nurglings onto Khornes throne for a very disgusting whoopie-cushion.

 TheRedWingArmada wrote:
How about the Changeling outright tricking the Grey Knights into an Exterminatus campaign that sees one of their own seeded with doubt for the first time ever?

Then there are simple pleasures like the Changeling sneaking some Nurglings onto Khornes throne for a very disgusting whoopie-cushion.

The nurgling thing was smart but is it really that hard to convince the GK to go on an exterminatus campaign?

 Bronzefists42 wrote:

 TheRedWingArmada wrote:
How about the Changeling outright tricking the Grey Knights into an Exterminatus campaign that sees one of their own seeded with doubt for the first time ever?

Then there are simple pleasures like the Changeling sneaking some Nurglings onto Khornes throne for a very disgusting whoopie-cushion.

The nurgling thing was smart but is it really that hard to convince the GK to go on an exterminatus campaign?

That's what they thought, but the real trick wasn't the exterminatus campaign (which was riddled with amazing tricks along the way like the afformentioned Changeling handing orders personally to a GK Lord or something) but the fact that a Grey Knight was sewn with the spoor of treachery and doubt for the first time ever. The Grey Knights are supposed to be untouched by Chaos Taint and yet the Changeling accomplished that very potential. And if it could happen to one, well as the saying goes, so the rot grows....from within. +__+

Coming up next: Battle Sisters of Chaos. lol

All will fall to Chaos. Those who hold themselves highest have the farthest to fall themselves (-glaring at Necrons and Tau-).