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They'd might find an illegal item or two in my fap folder.

But that'd be it.

squidhills wrote: have an anime collection, but anime is so mainstream these days, the cops would probably ask me for suggestions about what series are good to watch.
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Nothing. As much as I would like to think my computer is a treasure trove of illegal and strange things that would raise eyebrows, it isn't, and that would be naive to think. I'm not the type of person that mindlessly collects obscene material for the sake of leaving a nice "corpse" either. I have no real "passion", so I don't have a huge collection of anything in particular. In a few more years I'll probably have something like 120 GB of images, probably.

I leave my stress relief devices and lube all over the place. I'm not really embarrassed at all of them, so that should give you some sort of idea how little I care about being embarrassed. If I actually owned any physical pornography, I would probably leave it sitting around.

YEah, I have images that would change how people see me, like stuff that would probably get me sent to therapy or a church camp, but nothing illegal on my comp.
Know, they might find the pony toys weird.

 kronk wrote:
and the most boring internet history file ever:

Dakka
Dakka
Dakka
ratemywife'sboobs
dakka
40kradio
dakka
dakka
IndependentCharacters
Dakka
Dakka
ratemywife'sboobs
Dakka

This. I'd feel sorry for whoever has to go through my internet history.

Hum, my room as plenty of game collectibles items or small figurines either from the West like Dragons, World of Warcraft, wooden carvings, Lego or from the East, like a nice number of anime figurines from Evangelion, Soul Eater, etc, with a mix of manga and books. Overall, not exactly that shocking.

On the other hand, they would find plenty of interesting Hentai both in my hard drive and in the browsing history

My PC and Laptop are clean, I suppose the only thing I have to worry about are the traffic cone, life ring and two bongs.

If they raided my room, um...
A lot of miniatures. A gak load of polystyrene blocks. A bunch of bad horror movies (virus, deep blue sea, mimic, lake palid, lake palid 2 3 4,
And a lot more)
My electronics (ds, phone, some cables) Stanley knife blade, combat knife (this would probably raise some eyebrows)
My bag o' change. And my survival pack including rashions for three weeks.
Oh, and when they open my closet,
238 assorted books. Including over 40 animorph books.

 fishy bob wrote:
They'd might find an illegal item or two in my fap folder.

But that'd be it.

This worries me.

squidhills wrote:


The carpet of wargaming miniatures on every flat surface in my house wouldn't even elicit a snide remark from the police (law enforcement and my miniatures have met each other in the past)
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Do tell please

If it was me?

Well, if they looked on my computer:
Megamek
Solaris Skunkwerks-both would be hard to explain (Yes im a fan of giant stompy robots)
If they looked in my cunningly disguised folder...... Well, shall we say that I like things involving leather and chains
I delete my internet history, but if they looked on google chrome it would be Dakka, Dakka, Dakka, Urbandead, Sarna.net, mwmercs, Dakka, mwmercs, solaris7, etc
The instructions I have for making gunpowder.

In my room/on my hobby shelves?
An ammo tin that is used to transport my Darkage and Warmachine stuff
around 5K of semi painted Skaven(I will finish them one day....)
my axe
my Blacksmithing gear (owing to the lack of a forge I currently have my hammer and anvil stored in my room, along with a selection of other tools and assorted metal components for working on.)
Many, many, many toy army mens..... And on my display shelf all forms of assorted proffesionally painted minis.
My gaming stuff
My music collection shouldn't be too bad, unless there is an evangelist or two in the force-I like my METAL !m!
Some naughty mags...
A lot of rubbers.....
the writing on my wall.
Possibly, the hardest thing to explain would be the writing and pictures that I have done in blood on my wall.
The instructions I have printed off, for making gunpowder.
The instructions for making railguns.
Many old games. The first Crimson Skies, Unreal Tournament - Game of the Year edidition, Warlords Battlecry II, etc.
And the two old computers-one a TINY that runs on 98, and the other a newer build that runs on XP that I have to play these on.
The plans I have to make an isolated network to allow for multiplaying, with these machines connected up. (to come into play when I can get a copy of MechWarrior II)(And when I get round to fixing the TINY).

One large red and barking Doberman Pinscher that would not let them in.

Too many archived podcasts of Hour of Slack (but they know about that already).
A hackintosh.
More Huey Lewis than any rational person would ever be caught with.

Anything else I could come up with is stuff they'd know about already.

My desiccated nipple collection.
Lesbian-focussed literature of varying quality.
Dakka-member Voodoo Dolls
Photos of someone's bare arse.
My unopened Pot Noodle sauce sachet collection.
Random stacks of neatly arranged toenail clippings.
My sex dungeon.
Floppy discs.
Caveman-esque drawings on various walls depicting various indecipherable acts.
2 Different kinds of shampoo and 4 different scents of shower gel.
And Muffin, my mute, deaf-blind amputee butler.

 Avatar 720 wrote:

2 Different kinds of shampoo and 4 different scents of shower gel.

Well, now I'm starting to wonder about you. Weirdo.

 daedalus wrote:

 Avatar 720 wrote:

2 Different kinds of shampoo and 4 different scents of shower gel.

Well, now I'm starting to wonder about you. Weirdo.

Indeed. What kind of freak does this?

 master of ordinance wrote:

 daedalus wrote:

 Avatar 720 wrote:

2 Different kinds of shampoo and 4 different scents of shower gel.

Well, now I'm starting to wonder about you. Weirdo.

Indeed. What kind of freak does this?

A woman.

So....Physically. Larping swords, normal swords and my Larping outfits. A whole room full of 40K and computer games. Some very interesting adult novelty items. Some martial arts equipment and an ammo box, plus my gas mask and working NVG.

Digitally, just my internet history. hmm.

3.) The MP3 for "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion.

4.) A photograph of me dressed up as Clifford, The Big Red Dog.

The greatness of #4 cancels out the man destroying terror that is #3

 the shrouded lord wrote:

 master of ordinance wrote:

 daedalus wrote:

 Avatar 720 wrote:

2 Different kinds of shampoo and 4 different scents of shower gel.

Well, now I'm starting to wonder about you. Weirdo.

Indeed. What kind of freak does this?

A woman.

It's one of the only ones in that list that's actually true.

 Avatar 720 wrote:

 the shrouded lord wrote:

 master of ordinance wrote:

 daedalus wrote:

 Avatar 720 wrote:

2 Different kinds of shampoo and 4 different scents of shower gel.

Well, now I'm starting to wonder about you. Weirdo.

Indeed. What kind of freak does this?

A woman.

It's one of the only ones in that list that's actually true.

Considering that means your a woman on the Internet, does that mean the Internet will explode?

More CDs than my shelf has space for
More MTG commons than my boxes have space for
A screenshot of the volleyball team taken directly from the home page of the college I go to

 the shrouded lord wrote:
Considering that means your a woman on the Internet, does that mean the Internet will explode?

Unfortunately not, I'm just an effeminate male. The internet recognises the slight differences.

 Avatar 720 wrote:
Floppy discs.quote]

what kind of monster are you!

Luckily that was one of the fake ones.

Although a few months I go I did panic slightly when I thought my new-ish (at the time) PC had a floppy drive installed. It didn't, but it was still a worrying thought.

 Avatar 720 wrote:
Luckily that was one of the fake ones.

Although a few months I go I did panic slightly when I thought my new-ish (at the time) PC had a floppy drive installed. It didn't, but it was still a worrying thought.

That is a more troubling thought to me than I feel should be appropriate.

1) A suspicious amount of calendars in one room

2) An ungodly amount of loose change stashed under my mattress(6 years worth)

3) EVERYTHING in my room is labeled. To the point where I label something in a transparent container only to have the label obscure said contained item.

4) A cactus with a nametag (Sally)

5) I haven't looked under my bed for quite some time so there is a strong chance that there is either an ex-girlfriend or an alien lifeform under there. Possibly both judging by the amount of rustling that I hear during the night.

6) My internet history is mindblowingly boring, Dakka and my university site. So boring that I must be hiding something...

Seriously, Am I the only one who uses Incognito?

Some of you all need to live a little more.....

My re enactment kit may raise an eyebrow, I have a fair few swords, spears, axes...a few being 9 swords, 6 spears, 2 axes, 1 flail, 2 bowsticks, 4 bows and a overlarge mallet.

My 27 Nazi books, including Mien Kampf wouldn't go down well either I thing, I'm not a Nazi, I study them.

My collection of true crime books and dvds...mostly about serial killers...wouldn't go down well!

Oh and my Leather and chain 'collection' One is a conniseur of leather and chain

Let's see, space men, space men, space aliens, an astonishing amount a milf porn, two dogs, and a few herbal remedies.


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I almost forgot, ratemywife'sboobs? Please link, I have a contribution.

Honestly, I don't have anything to be embarrassed about. Maybe all the dust. I hate dusting.

Depending on the cops there may be things they don't like, but nothing illegal.