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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/04 19:37:35
Subject: The Frazzled Texas Wiener Militia is Rising
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Shadowy Grot Kommittee Memba
The Great State of New Jersey
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Photo: General Dach S. Hund of the 1st Texas Wiener Regiment on patrol.
I dunno, I saw the photo pop on facebook and this was the first place my mind went lol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/04 19:39:57
Subject: The Frazzled Texas Wiener Militia is Rising
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Thats bloody adorable. so much so it should be a sin
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/04 19:43:59
Subject: The Frazzled Texas Wiener Militia is Rising
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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine
My secret fortress at the base of the volcano!
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Bloody ridiculous, is what it is. I mean, how is he supposed to reach those shells if they are all the way on his side like that? They should be in a pouch around his neck so that he can grip them in his teeth and load his shotgun like a normal dog.
Honestly, who designs dog fashions these days? People with arms and opposable thumbs?
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Emperor's Eagles (undergoing Chapter reorganization)
Caledonian 95th (undergoing regimental reorganization)
Thousands Sons (undergoing Warband re--- wait, are any of my 40K armies playable?) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/04 19:59:30
Subject: Re:The Frazzled Texas Wiener Militia is Rising
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Wiener militia? Sounds very...very threatening.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/04 20:02:26
Subject: Re:The Frazzled Texas Wiener Militia is Rising
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5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)
Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!
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AMMO RUNTS!
Duuuude! We can now have Ammo Runts!
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Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/04 20:04:36
Subject: The Frazzled Texas Wiener Militia is Rising
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/04 20:13:57
Subject: The Frazzled Texas Wiener Militia is Rising
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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chaos0xomega wrote:
Photo: General Dach S. Hund of the 1st Texas Wiener Regiment on patrol.
I dunno, I saw the photo pop on facebook and this was the first place my mind went lol
Completely wrong, I dont see any MOLLE on it...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/04 20:17:50
Subject: The Frazzled Texas Wiener Militia is Rising
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Spacemanvic wrote:chaos0xomega wrote:
Photo: General Dach S. Hund of the 1st Texas Wiener Regiment on patrol.
I dunno, I saw the photo pop on facebook and this was the first place my mind went lol
Completely wrong, I dont see any MOLLE on it...
Pfft, our vests didn't have any MOLLE on 'em and they worked out OK.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/04 20:24:31
Subject: The Frazzled Texas Wiener Militia is Rising
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Shadowy Grot Kommittee Memba
The Great State of New Jersey
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Well, as a flag officer I wouldn't expect General Hund to wear full combat gear, he is clearly 'dressed down' into more of a garrison uniform than an actual combat uniform, as he isn't wearing a tactical vest/armor, or even a helmet. It's likely he was in the field to inspect the troops and oversee operations to develop SOP and best practices, and no doubt to boost morale along the front.
I guess this post makes me a sort of Wiener Analyst...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/05 10:06:31
Subject: The Frazzled Texas Wiener Militia is Rising
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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So, Frazzled prepares for war. We must unite the kitty nations to fight back!
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/05 10:57:47
Subject: Re:The Frazzled Texas Wiener Militia is Rising
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Hulking Hunter-class Warmech
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So, at long last, the Dachshundkrieg is upon us!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/05 12:27:56
Subject: The Frazzled Texas Wiener Militia is Rising
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Have your canines tune into WGBWOW, it has all the important messages for the Resistance
"This is Radio Free Cerberus for your morning update. The Dog is blue. I repeat. The Dog is blue. Spot sees the bone. I repeat. Spot sees the bone..."
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/05 21:04:31
Subject: Re:The Frazzled Texas Wiener Militia is Rising
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Shadowy Grot Kommittee Memba
The Great State of New Jersey
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More like Dachshunddammerung
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