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2014/03/23 02:25:33
Subject: Space Jesus, a one man army. (Oh, and his Space Apostles Of Death)
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Terrifying Wraith
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(Disclaimer: I'm not religious and know nothing about the subject matter. As such, if you are christian, you will probably either laugh your ass off or be offended.)
Alright, first things first. This is a comedic army, if the name alone couldn't tell you. Probably horribly balanced.
The HQ of the group, Space Jesus himself. He comes in two flavors: Heavy (2,000 points, for if you want only him) and light (1,000, for if you want to run apostles.)
Heavy Version:
WS:Best Possible BS:Best Possible S:10 T:10 W:8 I:10 AP:10 LD:Infinite (I mean, he IS the son of the Emperor) SV:1+ (Not possible? feth YOU, I'M SPACE JESUS)
He wields 3 weapons:
St. Elmos Fire (Had to call it that, sorry. ALT name is "Holy Fire"): Range:Template STR:User AP:User. He summons a blast of holy fire to purge the heretics, called from the highest of heaven, harnessed by a flame thrower
Heavens Light: Range:36" STR:9 AP: User. Assault 3, Large blast. Space Jesus shoots a beam of light from "Heaven" (An orbital satellite the follows him everywhere) , burning the sins of the unclean.
Excalibur: STR AND AP:USER, Life Drain, Holy Vengence (Insta-death to any unit but Space Satan from a yet-to-be made list)
Special rules:
The Second Coming: May resurrect twice.
Infinite Glory: All enemys with out "Indescribable Evil" withing 6" must take an initiative test at the start of the turn. If they fail, they must fall back, even if it close combat.
Healing Touch: All friendly units touching bases heal a wound
Mysterious Ways: Use Chaos Daemons randomized entry style.
Wings
Heavenly Powers: Generate 3 powers from the Divine Light Pool
Wargear:He's space jesus. He doesnt NEED wargear.
Next up: Space Peter
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Almost forgot:
Martyr:If he dies (For real) then his Apostles get "Fearless" and "Heavenly Powers"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/03/23 02:28:44
Dear old friends, remember Navarro |
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2014/03/23 02:46:38
Subject: Space Jesus, a one man army. (Oh, and his Space Apostles Of Death)
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Confessor Of Sins
WA, USA
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This is a waste of time. Not even sure what the point of me even posting is.
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 Ouze wrote:
Afterward, Curran killed a guy in the parking lot with a trident.
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2014/03/23 02:53:31
Subject: Space Jesus, a one man army. (Oh, and his Space Apostles Of Death)
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Terrifying Wraith
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 curran12 wrote:This is a waste of time. Not even sure what the point of me even posting is.
What'd you expect? From the title alone you could probably tell it wasnt worth anything.
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Dear old friends, remember Navarro |
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2014/03/23 02:56:58
Subject: Re:Space Jesus, a one man army. (Oh, and his Space Apostles Of Death)
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Norn Queen
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Hahahaha, I'm drunk but I think this is great!
"Best possible" I mean WTF  
Lash this into the Off-topic forum and watch the sparks fly!
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
"Feelin' goods, good enough". |
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2014/03/23 04:15:04
Subject: Re:Space Jesus, a one man army. (Oh, and his Space Apostles Of Death)
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Terrifying Wraith
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 Ratius wrote:Hahahaha, I'm drunk but I think this is great!
"Best possible" I mean WTF
Lash this into the Off-topic forum and watch the sparks fly!
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/586220.page#6657647
Amended for hilarity.
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Dear old friends, remember Navarro |
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2014/03/23 20:02:09
Subject: Space Jesus, a one man army. (Oh, and his Space Apostles Of Death)
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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I find it interesting that his AP is so poor, even Orks get an Armour save. It's not AP -, it is AP10
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2014/03/23 20:04:35
Subject: Space Jesus, a one man army. (Oh, and his Space Apostles Of Death)
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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Only eight wounds?
A Revenant downs this guy in one salvo, easily.
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2014/03/23 21:55:02
Subject: Space Jesus, a one man army. (Oh, and his Space Apostles Of Death)
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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AP10?
Does this mean that even people with no save get a 2+ against him and anyone with anything better starts getting rerolls?
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 Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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