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British people drink their beer warm.

Can we trust anybody that drinks warm beer?

Vote for the D, vote for me!

 purplefood wrote:
I'm a villager.
Say so clearly on my profile.

That is exactly what a Werewolf would do. Only Frenchmen can wear bad disguises and get away with it!

 Avatar 720 wrote:
I'm surprised that d-usa hasn't levelled that accusation yet, unless he doesn't want to draw attention to himself.

Everybody knows that kronk is the werewolf, I've heard him complain about his hairy palms the other day.

How do we know there's only one werewolf? Seems awfully convenient that you can assure us that he's 'the' werewolf.

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 purplefood wrote:
I'm a villager.
Say so clearly on my profile.

That is exactly what a Werewolf would do. Only Frenchmen can wear bad disguises and get away with it!

Ha. I'm not French!
I am an Englishman. And everyone knows the English are immune to Werewolfism...

It is also obviously Kronk. Who else could it be?
Unless it's you... Mr Blamey

It was't 'An American Werewolf in London' for nothing, after all.

Oh yeah, you would accuse the guy who is screaming "Lynch Lynch Lynch" on the top of his lungs. It's the best way to draw attention from yourself.

And if the British really do drink their beer warm I change my vote to d-usa. I may not want the D but warm beer is simply Unamerican.

 Avatar 720 wrote:
How do we know there's only one werewolf? Seems awfully convenient that you can assure us that he's 'the' werewolf.

It's easy.

kronk is a werewolf + kronk likes to keep all the tail for himself = kronk won't let no other werewolves in his territory.

You would figure this out if your head wouldn't be hurting from the nasty hangovers you only get from piss-poor british beer

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Oh yeah, you would accuse the guy who is screaming "Lynch Lynch Lynch" on the top of his lungs. It's the best way to draw attention from yourself.

And if the British really do drink their beer warm I change my vote to d-usa. I may not want the D but warm beer is simply Unamerican.

It's not actually. The stuff that is relies on it.

This is pointless. We Lynch Kronk and vote for Whitey. He will lead us to the truth!

 d-usa wrote:

 Avatar 720 wrote:
How do we know there's only one werewolf? Seems awfully convenient that you can assure us that he's 'the' werewolf.

It's easy.

kronk is a werewolf + kronk likes to keep all the tail for himself = kronk won't let no other werewolves in his territory.

You would figure this out if your head wouldn't be hurting from the nasty hangovers you only get from piss-poor british beer

It's a lot harder to be scared of a werewolf when you're three sheets to the wind.

I will provide free D-Brau at kronk's lynching if you vote for me!

And British beer is always served warm! That's why Germany went to war with England, to enlighten them and bring cold beer to the British!

People of Dakkadorf, how is this even a question!

Do you want some British beer?



Or some fine Bavarian beer?



Look at the size of those...mugs!

Double post, I'm drunk on my own beer!

I won't have you all shot if you vote for me.

Quick note before we get too deep in,

Please note votes/declarations clearly:

- I vote for _____ as Bräumeister.
- I think we should lynch _____.
- I will harvest _____ today.

You don't have to it exactly like those examples and I know there's incentive to seem ambiguous. I'll do my best to read your intentions when they're not totally clear but appreciate anything you can do to clarify in the meantime. And no, votes/declarations by PM don't count.

Thanks!

 d-usa wrote:
I will provide free D-Brau at kronk's lynching if you vote for me!

And British beer is always served warm! That's why Germany went to war with England, to enlighten them and bring cold beer to the British!

The Germans went to war with Britain because they're swine!

I thought the Germans went to war with the British because an Austrian told them it was a pretty good idea.

I still maintain my vote for d-usa as Braumeister.

I also vote that we lynch Purplefood. He is a bloody traitor and I know it.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
I thought the Germans went to war with the British because an Austrian told them it was a pretty good idea.

I still maintain my vote for d-usa as Braumeister.

I also vote that we lynch Purplefood. He is a bloody traitor and I know it.

Says the traitor.

Just sayin'.

I maintain my vote to lynch kronk.

Let the British have the satisfaction of killing an American, they deserve it after we took the colonies away from them...

How am I traitor? Just because I don't want any of that Un-American warm beer?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
How am I traitor? Just because I don't want any of that Un-American warm beer?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Whitey is our true leader. Burn the usurper who would lead us astray!

How indeed.

I also bet it's you who keeps peeing on the outhouse seat. I know there's a werewolf about but I'm not going to let this issue of hygiene drop.

Oh. Yeah. Well, I guess I am a traitor. It's just that Purplefood is even more of a traitor than I am. Burn the more treasonous person! And I never pee in that outhouse. I use the bush.

Maybe it's not piss.

Maybe it's just Whitey spilling his British beer?

You wouldn't be able to tell the difference though...

It must be Lime! He's the one throwing accusations around trying to shift blame. It's him and Kronk. Death to both of them!!!

Is it day time? I think it's day time.

*Ahem*

What be with this talk of lynching of the Kronk? I'm a simple drunkard. My father was a drunkard, my father’s father was a drunkard, and my father’s father’s father was a sheep fether. But we don’t talk about him no more. I have sampled d-usa’s wares and they’re a travesty. I’d rather drink from a bull’s udder than have a pint of what he’s a brewin’, if you take my meaning!

MrDwhite’s family, on the other hand, has been friendly with my family for generations. Ever since my father’s father’s father’s father began a drinkin’ their beer on account of his son being a sheep fether. But we don’t talk about him no more. Anyway, I vote for MrDwhite as braumeister.
Additionally, I think we’re all a bit quick on the draw to be pointing fingers at people. You so and so’s don’t have any account with me, nor me with you. So feth off. I think we should lynch no one.
Now if you sheep fether’s will excuse me, I for one, will do something useful and harvest hops today. N’ you can all kiss my backside.

- I vote for Whitey as Bräumeister.

His frikken Avatar is saying he is not a Werewolf and a legit guy, Avatars never lie, are blue and have sexy side bluwbs. Avatars can also master all the elemens of fire, air, water and earth bending. A fire bending Avatar is an Avatar of Khaine, Khain was eaten but didn't like it, ergo he wouldn't want to eat other people.

Use logic people, by the gods!

Ah that's what I was gonna do.
i vote for Whitey as Bra-Master
I harvest some hops as well.
I think we should lynch Kronk.

I like how Kronk doesn't want to Lynch anyone, it's almost as if he doesn't want the Werewolf/Werewolves to be found!

Hmm. Well, I guess I should harvest hops too. My great grandmother didn't give me this rusted scythe made out of pig bones for nothing.

Everyone thinks kronk is worth killing.

But kronk likes WhiteyBrau.

If a sheep-fethers relative that is lynch worthy likes WhiteyBrau then what does it say about all of you that support Whitey for BrauMeister?

Kill kronk, and let me show you the magic of what beer could truly be!