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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 21:03:18
Subject: Re:How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Brigadier General
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Where can get these awesome 2nd ed bike rules?
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 21:04:26
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Erm, the 2nd Edition rulebook?
Likely at a friendly eBay vendor somewhere near you.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 21:15:07
Subject: Re:How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Brigadier General
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I meant something like a PDF.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 21:39:48
Subject: Re:How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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You're not asking for Dakka users to publicly violate copyright law are you? They don't like that round here.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 21:42:49
Subject: Re:How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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But, that's piracy!
GW will have a number of lawyers knocking at your door any minute.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 22:18:15
Subject: Re:How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Imperial Guard Landspeeder Pilot
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Selym wrote: Vaktathi wrote:Realistically, it shouldn't. A bolter round hitting a bike would probably do unpleasant things to the bike, if nothing else potentially causing it to lose control, not to mention being a larger and much easier to hit target. Nothing about being on a bike should make them tougher.
Bikes in 40k don't really make any sense, it's best not to think about them. They wouldn't be good shooting platforms at all (bikes aren't really all that stable and trying to aim at anything specific with the way the guns are mounted would be impossible) They have the same problem with CC, someone on a bike isn't just going to drive up and start fighting hand to hand combat and sit there on the bike, they'd get murdered pretty quickly that way, whereas realistically they'd ride in, swing once, and ride through and away.
TL;DR 40k bikes are silly in the extreme and don't make any rational sense, think of them as remodeled WHFB cavalry and just accept the sillyness.
Except chaos bikes. Because warp.
Compared to the amount of bullpies that chaos spouts, bikers make sense 
Chaos is, by its very nature, unreality and nonsensical. The Chaos stuff bothers me a whole lot less as a result when it's the physical manifestation of things that should not be.
ansacs wrote:Because I have been in 3 motorcycle accidents and I can tell you I am definitely +1 toughness after having ridden motorcycles than I was before I started riding them.
It is probably due to the fact that a projectile hitting the bike does a lot less damage than a projectile hitting you (mostly due to the aerodynamic shape of the bike which guides the projectiles around it rather than catching it).
Projectiles don't really work that way (at least if they have any sort of real momentum to be capable of hurting something in the first place), and SM bikes at least are probably the least aerodynamic vehicles in existence.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 22:29:14
Subject: Re:How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Believe me, +1 Toughness works much better mechanically than the 2nd edition bike rules. While I would gladly play some skirmish games that would involve a single bike alongside my forces, I would never, ever want to deal with a squad of them, worrying about which bikes have to go slower from getting damaged, combat versus fast speed, etc.
God forbid dealing with a guy whose bike gets trashed and simply tumbles free of the wreckage to fight on foot........
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 23:03:18
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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jasper76 wrote:So, motorcycles are probably amongst the most dangerous vehicles on the planet. Why on earth would riding a motorcycle give you a +1 to Toughness? If anything, I would expect a common-sense -1 to Toughness. Its a game with space magic...its just a gamie mechanic im cool with it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 23:06:58
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Think of warhammer bikes less equivalent to modern road bikes, and more equivalent to modern ATVs. The similarities to actual motorcycles end at the two-wheels part. Other than that, theyre all purpose-made war vehicles, with armour plating to protect themselves and their rider.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 23:07:01
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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How is it that Blood Crushers can go up stairs but Thunderwolves can't? Why do super human soldiers who are meant to take down almost anything suffer a penalty when shooting at large flying creatures? The game is full of these sorts of things =/
Besides, bikes are heavily armored vehicles with large wheels to increase stability, in addition you have men in large suits of heavily plated armor. There you go, there's your answer.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 23:26:27
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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So we talkin' cigarette tough or bike-curious tough?
But in all seriousness I think its a bit of an overcompensation thing to have bikers in your army
Space marines- big bikes
Eldar - flying bikes
Orks - stolen bikes from either space marines or Eldar, then tricked out.
Imperial guard - no bikes only horses with massive balls like their own.
So your enemy sees you on a bike, feels inadequate and imagines that you are tougher when you actually aren't, and the non biker armies look less tough for not having bikes
Tyranids- basic troop t3 no bikes
Imperial guard -t3 again
Nercrons - t4 have bikes
Tau - t3 no bikes
Space marines t4 bikes
Orks - t4 bikes
Wait am I onto something here...will the games-workshop silencer van show up to my house while I sleep....dear god
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 00:06:11
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Don't need bikes. Got one better!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 17:01:37
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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jasper76 wrote:So, motorcycles are probably amongst the most dangerous vehicles on the planet. Why on earth would riding a motorcycle give you a +1 to Toughness? If anything, I would expect a common-sense -1 to Toughness.
Cool points, the universe does not dare to harm you.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 21:33:29
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
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pinecone77 wrote: jasper76 wrote:So, motorcycles are probably amongst the most dangerous vehicles on the planet. Why on earth would riding a motorcycle give you a +1 to Toughness? If anything, I would expect a common-sense -1 to Toughness.
Cool points, the universe does not dare to harm you.
Cool points, and its a definite chick magnet... I ride a Harley nighttrain, and believe me I've been hit on more times by chicks riding my bike than i ever have driving my car lol.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 23:19:16
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
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Zarynterk wrote:pinecone77 wrote: jasper76 wrote:So, motorcycles are probably amongst the most dangerous vehicles on the planet. Why on earth would riding a motorcycle give you a +1 to Toughness? If anything, I would expect a common-sense -1 to Toughness.
Cool points, the universe does not dare to harm you.
Cool points, and its a definite chick magnet... I ride a Harley nighttrain, and believe me I've been hit on more times by chicks riding my bike than i ever have driving my car lol.
There just is something with bikes...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/16 00:02:05
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Battleship Captain
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jasper76 wrote:So, motorcycles are probably amongst the most dangerous vehicles on the planet. Why on earth would riding a motorcycle give you a +1 to Toughness? If anything, I would expect a common-sense -1 to Toughness.
Yes, a thousand times yes!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/16 07:44:07
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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Those are cool models. What are they from?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/16 08:09:26
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
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Mobility, a moving target is harder to hit or bracket and fire on with ordinance from artillary or crew served weapons.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/16 11:43:25
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Thane of Dol Guldur
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jhe90 wrote:Mobility, a moving target is harder to hit or bracket and fire on with ordinance from artillary or crew served weapons.
Yeah, but isnt that supposed to be covered by the Jink rule? So they are double-blessed by being hard to hit, but when they are hit, they get an additional (and to me nonsensical) bonus against that hit being a wound.
Best "suspension of disbelief" argument I've heard is that bikes in 40k are super armor plated and so forth and may be able to repel fire. I might be able to buy into this for bolter fire, but if your smacked dead-on with a s10 while driving on 2 wheels, I'm not buying it. I don't care how much armor that bike's got, you should end up on the ground.
(as said, this is just a minor "rules-aren't-internally-consistent" gripe, but does not bother me while playing games) Automatically Appended Next Post: minigun762 wrote: jasper76 wrote:So, motorcycles are probably amongst the most dangerous vehicles on the planet. Why on earth would riding a motorcycle give you a +1 to Toughness? If anything, I would expect a common-sense -1 to Toughness.
Yes, a thousand times yes!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/16 11:45:39
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Because you need a reason to actually take bikes.
A -1 penalty to toughness would mean nobody would buy bikes ever.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/16 11:46:33
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Thane of Dol Guldur
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Kain wrote:Because you need a reason to actually take bikes.
A -1 penalty to toughness would mean nobody would buy bikes ever.
Well, this is probably the actual reason
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/16 11:49:06
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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jasper76 wrote:
Best "suspension of disbelief" argument I've heard is that bikes in 40k are super armor plated and so forth and may be able to repel fire. I might be able to buy into this for bolter fire, but if your smacked dead-on with a s10 while driving on 2 wheels, I'm not buying it. I don't care how much armor that bike's got, you should end up on the ground.
To be fair, if you are hit by S10 the +1 toughness never actually matters.
Unless you are a Warboss. And the bike of a Warboss is halfway to a tank already.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/16 11:52:39
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Ashiraya wrote: jasper76 wrote:
Best "suspension of disbelief" argument I've heard is that bikes in 40k are super armor plated and so forth and may be able to repel fire. I might be able to buy into this for bolter fire, but if your smacked dead-on with a s10 while driving on 2 wheels, I'm not buying it. I don't care how much armor that bike's got, you should end up on the ground.
To be fair, if you are hit by S10 the +1 toughness never actually matters.
Unless you are a Warboss. And the bike of a Warboss is halfway to a tank already.
I'm waiting for the day when you can legally have a mega armored warboss on a bike.
Because feth everything.
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/16 11:59:40
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
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jasper76 wrote:Are there any rules for a motorbike crash? LOTR has rules for being dismounted fom cavalry, but I don't think any such analogue exists in 40k for bikes...it would be cooler if it did. Something like a thrown rider is an immediate casualty since he can't keep up with his unit...or something.
Yes. It's called treating difficult terrain as dangerous terrain.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/16 12:22:13
Subject: Re:How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Go look at the model.
See how wide the tire is, it's about |____0_0____| this wide right?
Tha thing is not falling over any time soon.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/16 12:35:00
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Ashiraya wrote: jasper76 wrote:
Best "suspension of disbelief" argument I've heard is that bikes in 40k are super armor plated and so forth and may be able to repel fire. I might be able to buy into this for bolter fire, but if your smacked dead-on with a s10 while driving on 2 wheels, I'm not buying it. I don't care how much armor that bike's got, you should end up on the ground.
To be fair, if you are hit by S10 the +1 toughness never actually matters.
Unless you are a Warboss. And the bike of a Warboss is halfway to a tank already.
The SM bikes have also been described as going through walls... They are kinda big...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/16 19:32:29
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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And dont forget fluff! The bike entry in the codex actually says that experienced marine riders think nothing of riding at full speed through a concrete wall, and the bike wargear entry specifically states the tires are bulletproof.
Suspension of disbelief reinforced! :-)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/16 21:25:03
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Gideon999 wrote:And dont forget fluff! The bike entry in the codex actually says that experienced marine riders think nothing of riding at full speed through a concrete wall, and the bike wargear entry specifically states the tires are bulletproof.
Suspension of disbelief reinforced! :-)
+1 to fluff saves!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/16 21:29:18
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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Clearly bikes make you tougher as it makes you manlier
in the same context as catachans abbs count as flak armor.
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/17 08:48:56
Subject: How on Earth would a Motorcycle Increase Your Toughness?
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I still think Catachans should have no flak armour, but a 6+ FNP.
But seriously, Rough Riders might actually be worth taking if they got +1 T.
Sadly not.
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