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Gutsworth, I make it a point not to lie to you. I know you're far to slippery and sneaky for your own good.

 WarOne wrote:

 purplefood wrote:
Gutsworth, I make it a point not to lie to you. I know you're far to slippery and sneaky for your own good.

A cornered rat has little to live for, but I remember the rumors of cultists helping the wolves ruin Dakkadorf. Your help smacks of future betrayal.

I never betrayed anybody. My allegiance is to the village and the Count! Not some ravenous monster!

 WarOne wrote:

 purplefood wrote:

 WarOne wrote:

 purplefood wrote:
Gutsworth, I make it a point not to lie to you. I know you're far to slippery and sneaky for your own good.

A cornered rat has little to live for, but I remember the rumors of cultists helping the wolves ruin Dakkadorf. Your help smacks of future betrayal.

I never betrayed anybody. My allegiance is to the village and the Count! Not some ravenous monster!

Your help today comes at the price of all the souls that will be dammed by your filthy kin as they multiply.

You had your chance for me to join you but your betrayal to lynch me has been exposed.

You never game me the chance to join you traitor!
I've never harmed a soul!

With a majority vote for lynching of this ne'er-do-well we should gag and bundle him in a burlap sack lest he tries to twist us with more of his madness!

I can't overpower him alone, I'll need your help. A majority should be able to silence him!

Vote to gag Wrigglium B Gutworths III until we prepare the gallows or sharpen the executioners axe!

 Medium of Death wrote:
With a majority vote for lynching of this ne'er-do-well we should gag and bundle him in a burlap sack lest he tries to twist us with more of his madness!

I can't overpower him alone, I'll need your help. A majority should be able to silence him!

Vote to gag Wrigglium B Gutworths III until we prepare the gallows or sharpen the executioners axe!

To the gallows with the filthy lupine scum!

You may find something here...

Brothers, this man is clearly insane, and whether or not he's useful, it seems that he's a danger to all of us, more interested in doing violence than saving the village. My earlier reticence has been washed away by his raving. I vote for Gutworths to be lynched.

Take him away!

Yes. It is a sad day we must put one of our own down. He has not been able to find reason, and must be expunged. He has been a hunter, a villager, and now a werewolf. Who knows what he is, but he must be given eternal peace.

OOC: Guys, for the sake of Plat's sanity can we perhaps come to an end. I think we have all the votes and all the harvesting has been done. Perhaps just let the last people who need to vote do so.

Why do you think we're going crazy with this in the first place? hehe

Hang the furry bastard!

Sigh, I fear we're all becoming savages here. Let us hang him and be done with it, and give him a proper burial. He has taken leave of his wits, and should not be punished for it. It's probably the syphilis gaining ground in his mind.

He tried to kill us all.

I could be lying about the harvest you know...

Ok, I think this is up to date

1. Catalina311 as Catalina Hueros
2. liquidjoshi as Hydrus Joneson
3. Medium of Death as Medius Denbrum
4. motyak as Jon Cowvisage
5. TheCustomLime as Karl von Germanburg
6. purplefood as Hydeous Johnson
7. thenoobbomb as Noobimus Maximus
8. Hlaine Larkin mk2 as John Doe
9. WarOne as Wrigglium B Gutworths III
10. timetowaste85 as Martin Chains
11. Corpsesarefun as Korpsman Arthur Funnington.

Harvesting
Hops: Hydeous Johnson, Karl von Germanburg, Korpsman Arthur Funnington, Catalina Hueros------------------------------------------------------------------4
Barley: Hydrus Joneson, Cowvisage, John Doe, Medius Denbrum, Martin Chains-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------5

Braumeister Voting
Cowvisage: Hydrus Joneson, Cowvisage, Korpsman Arthur Funnington, Medius Denbrum, Catalina Hueros, Martin Chains-----------------------------------6
Korpsman Arthur Funnington: John Doe--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------1

Lynching
Wrigglium B Gutworths III: Medius Denbrum, John Doe, Karl von Germanburg, Martin Chains, Hydrus Joneson, Cowvisage----------------------------------6

Sitting in the corner blowing bubbles
Wrigglium B Gutworths III:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------1

I have only so many witty comments to add before I run out of them.

So sorry for joining in so late. I was busy slinging beer all day for the thirsty men of this town. As far as I can tell it appears I would be most useful by producing hops on this day. As beer production (and drunk men) are what help to feed my family I will gladly help to even the score.
If for some reason my math is off, forgive me, I may have been forced a few gulps of my establishments fine beverages.

 WarOne wrote:
I change my harvest to hops.

I vote to elect John Doe as Braumeister

I vote to Lynch Catalina Hueros just because.

Ima cut you

I'm a confusing kind of person.

I've put you down as 'to be tallied at the end of the day'

 motyak wrote:

 WarOne wrote:
I change my harvest to hops.

I vote to elect John Doe as Braumeister

I vote to Lynch Catalina Hueros just because.

Ima cut you

Now now you'll have your pound of flesh come night fall

Also, Cowvisage as brew master is fine by me

Catalina311 wrote:
Also, Cowvisage as brew master is fine by me

Thank you for your vote of confidence. I will do my best to see this town through!

I am a slow man to anger, but I think it's time. Gentlemen (and lady)...let's have Gutsworth drawn and quartered. I vote that the most interesting form of murder decides how he dies.

If Wrigglium B Gutworths III doesn't start producing a consistent string of comments I agree with the lynching. It appears he is the one with voices in his head, not Martin Chains... Terrifying thought!

First we lay out a bed of coals.
We set fire to the coals.
Wait until they are at their hottest.
Lay him out on them.
After a minute flip him over.
Then dunk him in freezing seawater.
Then throw him into a bit of semi-poisonous snakes before locking him in a chamber full of angry bees.
That should do it.

Did somebody say BEES?!

Yeah lets do it like that.