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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 15:56:10
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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This came up. We where talking about the new cygnar tactics caster(Sturgis I think) and just how annoying his feat is going to be, that spiraled into stupid and annoying feats
Divine might from Severious: Nope, No focus for you
Kreoss with his Knockdown feat if in the right time can knockdown your entire army, meaning spending move or action to get up
PSorscha: Stationary.
Darius: Run the halfjacks up and THEN repair your nearly cripple jacks
Absylonia.... She is fully healed and so are her beasts
What are just some annoying feats?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 16:28:04
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Brisbane, Australia
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More on the fun/interesting side than truly annoying (well, some are...)
eSevvy for Menoth - Your 5 guys are now *my* 5 guys.
Gorten Grundback - ok, everyone 8" that way! Oh, and -3 def too, just for kicks.
eMagnus - I choose this board edge and this board edge, no moving towards them at all!
Midas - All those beasts of mine you killed? Lol, undead and back on the table! (Called "Pet Cemetary" too!)
Butcher2/Madrak2 - 'scuse me while I turn into a whipper snipper *mows through entire enemy army by themselves*.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 16:44:31
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Wraith
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I've always been a fan of pDenny.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 17:10:43
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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A. Thread about annoying feats and no mention of eHaley? For shame. :p
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 18:12:36
Subject: Re:Most annoying/funniest feats
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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pHaley is more annoying. She gets a freaking feat EVERY SINGLE TURN!
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 18:26:50
Subject: Re:Most annoying/funniest feats
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Epic Haley and epic gaspy win the 'annoying feat' contest.
Personally, I hate epic skarre's feat with a passion. And saeryn. The 'lol no damage' feat is nuts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 18:49:37
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Hacking Shang Jí
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I was just talking to a mate about getting pThagrosh, bringing back an 11pt Carnivean who the enemy have only just managed to take down has got to be annoying.... glad I'm the Legion player!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 18:55:00
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Legionnaire
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Emperors_Champion wrote:I was just talking to a mate about getting pThagrosh, bringing back an 11pt Carnivean who the enemy have only just managed to take down has got to be annoying.... glad I'm the Legion player! 
Carniveans are small time, bring back your Archangel.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 18:56:01
Subject: Re:Most annoying/funniest feats
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I'd say Darius I'd most annoying, since he can heal 1 or more storm walls up to full health.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 18:56:46
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Chozo wrote: Emperors_Champion wrote:I was just talking to a mate about getting pThagrosh, bringing back an 11pt Carnivean who the enemy have only just managed to take down has got to be annoying.... glad I'm the Legion player! 
Carniveans are small time, bring back your Archangel.
The problem with that is you brought back an Archangel.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 19:30:37
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Hacking Shang Jí
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Grey Templar wrote:Chozo wrote: Emperors_Champion wrote:I was just talking to a mate about getting pThagrosh, bringing back an 11pt Carnivean who the enemy have only just managed to take down has got to be annoying.... glad I'm the Legion player! 
Carniveans are small time, bring back your Archangel.
The problem with that is you brought back an Archangel.
I don't have one yet but definitely on the cards!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 21:00:42
Subject: Re:Most annoying/funniest feats
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Someone should have mentioned pScorsha by now. Everything within "12" has to miss a whole turn unless they have some rare special rule.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 21:11:21
Subject: Re:Most annoying/funniest feats
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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sing your life wrote:Someone should have mentioned pScorsha by now. Everything within "12" has to miss a whole turn unless they have some rare special rule.
Like all of Menoth, thanks to the Covenant?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 21:12:23
Subject: Re:Most annoying/funniest feats
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Not as Good as a Minion
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sing your life wrote:Someone should have mentioned pScorsha by now. Everything within "12" has to miss a whole turn unless they have some rare special rule.
The OP did.
My vote goes the impossible to damage feats (skarre/saeryn/whoever else)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 22:22:25
Subject: Re:Most annoying/funniest feats
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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sing your life wrote:Someone should have mentioned pScorsha by now. Everything within "12" has to miss a whole turn unless they have some rare special rule.
Not quite actually. Her feat requires LoS. meaning its not that hard to keep certain models unaffected. It also doesn't effect anyone in her back arc. Which means her exact positioning is important.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/07 22:48:19
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Drakhun
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How about MK 1 Scorsha, that was horrible.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/08 00:38:00
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Master Tormentor
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Pre-first nerf Sorscha, at that. Wind Rush, Wind Rush, pop feat, hit caster twice (once charging). Next turn: Freeze caster, hit caster three more times, win.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/08 01:44:57
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Tea-Kettle of Blood
Adelaide, South Australia
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pThagrosh in 15 points is pretty hilarious, unless you're on the other end of the table.
Absylonia's feat is pretty funny as well if your opponent hasn't been focussing down your warbeasts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/08 08:47:26
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Storm Guard
Northampton, England
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Rasks is pretty goddamn annoying, inhospitable ground doubling that annoyance
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/09 04:11:02
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
Hanging out on the Great Plains
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pThagrosh's feat of bringing a warbeast back from the dead is annoying as anything, I have seen.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/09 04:50:27
Subject: Re:Most annoying/funniest feats
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sing your life wrote:Someone should have mentioned pScorsha by now. Everything within "12" has to miss a whole turn unless they have some rare special rule.
While stationary is a real pain for a lot of units and solos it isn't nearly as bad for jacks, beasts and warnouns. They can shake it with fury/focus. Colossals and Gargantuan are immune to it I believe as well.
And I'm not sure how rare units/solos that are either immune or can ignore it are. There are things straight up immune to stationary. There are things that shake stationary when they activate like bane thralls w/ UA. Also immunity: cold will block her feat as well. Again, not a common ability, but there are things that have it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/09 04:58:57
Subject: Re:Most annoying/funniest feats
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Mordekiem wrote: sing your life wrote:Someone should have mentioned pScorsha by now. Everything within "12" has to miss a whole turn unless they have some rare special rule.
While stationary is a real pain for a lot of units and solos it isn't nearly as bad for jacks, beasts and warnouns. They can shake it with fury/focus. Colossals and Gargantuan are immune to it I believe as well.
And I'm not sure how rare units/solos that are either immune or can ignore it are. There are things straight up immune to stationary. There are things that shake stationary when they activate like bane thralls w/ UA. Also immunity: cold will block her feat as well. Again, not a common ability, but there are things that have it.
Its a very uncommon ability to ignore/be immune to stationary(or at least the Freeze application of it)
And no, the Bane Thrall UA doesn't remove Stationary. It only makes them stand up from being Knocked Down.
Yeah, there are some things which are Immune to Cold which stops most applications of Stationary, but there is very little which directly counters Stationary.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/09 05:36:02
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Not as Good as a Minion
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eBorka will be a hilarious drop against pSorscha, probably the most Immunity: Cold in the game.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/09 22:08:23
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Battleship Captain
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Coven of Gharlghast has an INTENSLY annoying feat.
Reducing LoS to 5" is horrifically irritating for doing practically anything. It basically kills your charges, any ranged attacks and shortens your buff spells ranges.
I know there are worse feats, but the Coven's is irritating in that you still have the option of doing stuff, but the options are really sucky.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/09 23:12:11
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Calm Celestian
Windsor Ontario Canada
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Me and oppenent were both playing Ashlynn. He decided to use her feat and thus i countered by using mine. Let's just say all our rolls became pretty average. Our warmachine/horde players were surprised how many dice we were rolling (especially when you add weapon master and boosting). Not annoying or anything but pretty funny.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/09 23:25:10
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Not as Good as a Minion
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Necrosis wrote:Me and oppenent were both playing Ashlynn. He decided to use her feat and thus i countered by using mine. Let's just say all our rolls became pretty average. Our warmachine/horde players were surprised how many dice we were rolling (especially when you add weapon master and boosting). Not annoying or anything but pretty funny.
That would have been great. Ok, boosting to hit on the charge with Ashlynn/a jack, 7 dice to hit dropping the two highest and two lowest.
What does weapon master have to do with it?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/10 00:23:26
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I'm afraid my Convergence leanings don't do well for me here. no really ridiculous feats in the faction. They're all solid but nothing that makes the opponent want to flip the table.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/10 09:18:41
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Battleship Captain
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dementedwombat wrote:I'm afraid my Convergence leanings don't do well for me here. no really ridiculous feats in the faction. They're all solid but nothing that makes the opponent want to flip the table.
Cyriss has frustrating lists rather than feats.
Father Lucant with Reciprocators, a PA, and optifex directives are a good example.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/10 18:51:23
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Emperors_Champion wrote: Grey Templar wrote:Chozo wrote: Emperors_Champion wrote:I was just talking to a mate about getting pThagrosh, bringing back an 11pt Carnivean who the enemy have only just managed to take down has got to be annoying.... glad I'm the Legion player! 
Carniveans are small time, bring back your Archangel.
The problem with that is you brought back an Archangel.
I don't have one yet but definitely on the cards! 
No no... the point is.... Archangel is terrible. Not like "meh... so-so"... but outright terrible. My wife plays Legion primarily and never stops talking about what an abysmal purchase the Archangel was.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/10 22:12:59
Subject: Most annoying/funniest feats
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Dakka Veteran
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I personally was amused by the Rask vs. Ehaley fight a few months back. Rask popped his feat first then Haley cracked her fingers and said "boy let me show you how its done."
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