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"We're on an express elevator to hell - goin' down!"
"Depends on the service being refused. It should be fine to refuse to make a porn star a dildo shaped cake that they wanted to use in a wedding themed porn..."
Because drunk you wants to skydive out of a hijacked military jet, yank someone off a bike with a grappling hook, drive that bike to the top of a mountain, ramp that off onto a military helicopter, steal a military jet, and repeat the process, substituting in a whole variety of vehicles for any step of that procedure including sports cars, power boats, hover craft, civilian jets, tuk tuks, whatever.
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I wish I had time for all the game systems I own, let alone want to own...
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RegalPhantom wrote: If your fluff doesn't fit, change your fluff until it does
The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
Warzone Plog
WWF vs RAW Smackdown 2006. Super awesome story mode. Seriously it sounds weird but a wrestling game actually fills all those requirements. Try the create-a-wrestler mode and laugh as you replicate wrestler versions of your friends or parents.
Seriously, if you have an Xbox 360 give this game a try. My friends and I played this for 100s of hours on end. So much fun! So dumb, so poor, so much awesome stuff.
I might go buy a 360 just for this game now that I think about it!
My friends and I played this for years and have not been able finish it on the mode above hardest.. inferno.
There is one gun, the tortoise. It fires a missile that tracks targets, is bigger than the launcher and flies slowly, so slowly you can walk past it... but it packs a punch! Its just pure genuine fun.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Automatically Appended Next Post: Also add my +1 to Just Cause 2, Awesomenauts, and Rogue Legacy.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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I would suggest Mario Kart, but that game is infuriating, unless you are playing multiplayer (as in, while you're trying to actually unlock everything the CPU gets frustrating)
Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.
Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Saints Row 4. I mean, the game had me already right at the start, when you climb the giant rocket with Aerosmith rocking the Armageddon OST in the background. Manly tears.
As someone who has played this game while being an inappropriate amount of drunk, Borderlands can be a hoot. The light cartoon graphics just seem to fit. It's my go to game to play while intoxicated.
Rogue Legacy looks awesome too.
I also probably shouldn't admit this one, but the Chainsaw Warrior computer game ended up going remarkably well. It's supposed to be a board game adaptation but it's really more of a "roll virtual dice and see how the computer decided to screw you this run" game. As long as you start playing and drinking at about the same time so you have ~15 minutes to soak up some mechanics before you lose contact with the world things will go great, in a "half comprehensible stream of profanity and complaints interspersed with bouts of stunned laughter" kind of way.
Like watching other people play video games (badly) while blathering about nothing in particular? Check out my Youtube channel: joemamaUSA!
BrianDavion wrote: Between the two of us... I think GW is assuming we the players are not complete idiots.
Rapidly on path to becoming the world's youngest bitter old man.
I thought Brutal Legend for the 360 was rockingly awesome. Lots of foul language, hilarious parodies of different versions of rock, and a pretty nifty story line if you care.
Shadowkeepers (4000 points)
3rd Company (3000 points)
Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.
Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
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Shadowkeepers (4000 points)
3rd Company (3000 points) 
And if you're drinkin' well, you know that you're my friend and I say "I think I'll have myself a beer" 
