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Thought I'd do something funny for the lulz. Hope you all enjoy my rip on Matt ward as a dataslate:

Matthias ward is a priest armed with a ccw and las pistol. He costs 40. And must be placed with a squad. He had the eternal warrior special rule and grants his squad the stubborn special rule. If his entire squad is killed he is removed as an additional casualty of war but grants -1 vp to the opposing player(s). If he is killed before the rest of his squad he returns to the battle automatically

When in a challenge he grants the other model in the challenge hatred and rage special rules

His statline is as follows:

6/6/6/6/1/6/6/6 6+

He has preferred enemy: adeptus sororitas but DOEANT grant this to his squad.

Wow. This is so original and funny. No really, it is.

Dude, we are talking MATT WARD here, get real.

He should be an Ultramarines character that is free provided you are playing ultrasmurfs with thus stats:

Matt Ward, Uba Primarch

WS/BS/S/T/W/I /A /LD/Sa
10/10/10/10/10/10/10/2+, 2++

FnP

Killing blow

The Fluff Shield: All Ultramarines including Matt Ward have a 2+++ re-roleable save

The Nerf Gun: R: 240" S: D AP: 1 Type: Pistol/10 Special: An enemy model/unit hit by this has all their stats and the stats of their weapons reduced to 1 for the remainder of the game. Vehicle mounted Plasma weapons also gain the Gets Hot rule.

The Sword of Smurfiness: An enemy hit by this weapon is killed outright, there is no need to roll for wounds. The Sword of Smurfiness ignores all saves

 master of ordinance wrote:
Dude, we are talking MATT WARD here, get real.

He should be an Ultramarines character that is free provided you are playing ultrasmurfs with thus stats:

Matt Ward, Uba Primarch

WS/BS/S/T/W/I /A /LD/Sa
10/10/10/10/10/10/10/2+, 2++

FnP

Killing blow

The Fluff Shield: All Ultramarines including Matt Ward have a 2+++ re-roleable save

The Nerf Gun: R: 240" S: D AP: 1 Type: Pistol/10 Special: An enemy model/unit hit by this has all their stats and the stats of their weapons reduced to 1 for the remainder of the game. Vehicle mounted Plasma weapons also gain the Gets Hot rule.

The Sword of Smurfiness: An enemy hit by this weapon is killed outright, there is no need to roll for wounds. The Sword of Smurfiness ignores all saves

Stuff like that better suits eldar. Sword of elfness.

Matthias Ward: 23 Points

WS BS S T W I A LD Save
10 10 10 10 10 Yours+1 10 12 6+ / 2++

Wargear:

Sword of Everlasting Slaying to the Maximum Extreme:

Instant Death
Armourbane
Fleshbane
AP 1
Daemonweapon

If you win a challenge while using this weapon, gain d6 victory points.

Special Rules:

Preferred Enemy: Everyone on the Internet

Ridic Fluff Cannon: After deploying (but before scout movement) rip out the background story of your opponent's codex and throw it at their models. Any models moved or knocked over count as having their blood drained and are now painted on d6+1 of your own units. Units covered in their enemies blood are immune to whatever you feel like. The models that have had their blood drained are removed from play.

Daemons Should Be Overpowered: If Matthias Ward is the warlord of a Daemon army, use the following Warlord table instead of the one found in your Codex.

d6

1. Instead of rolling a die to see who gets to deploy first/go first, you get to deploy second go first and second.

2. Gain an extra 5d6 warpcharges for both you and your opponent's psychic phase in addition you know d6 spells from each lore.

3. Enemy models within 24" halve their stats for shooting and close combat.

4. This is the one bad warlord trait. See guys, fair and balanced!!!!!

5. You win the game. Good Job!

6. Your opponent loses the game. Sucks for them!

No no no.... You guys got it wrong. Stats are as above:

WS BS S T W I A LD Save
10 10 10 10 10 Yours+1 10 12 6+ / 2++

Special rules:
Spiritual Liege: The Warlord roles the trait for the enemy player and determines the list and contents for said opponent; especially if s/he is playing Ultramarines, Grey Knights or even simply just Space Marines.
Decreer of How to Play: While Matthias Ward is on the board, the opponent skips a turn.

Wargear:
Sword of Ret-gone: AP 10.
Special rule: When Matthias Ward attacks an enemy, the entire unit ceases to exist; regardless if the attack is a hit or miss.

Warlord trait:
If Matthias Ward is the player's Warlord, roll from the following table:

1 - Matthias Ward's army always wins.
2 - Matthias Ward's army always wins.
3 - Matthias Ward's army always wins.
4 - Matthias Ward's army always wins.
5 - Matthias Ward's army always wins.
6 - Don't you get it? Matthias Ward's army always wins!!