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C: Space Marines.
Awesome super-humans in medieval power armor fight the foe outnumbering them 1000 times and heroically win with only a handful left.
C: Chaos Space Marines.
Evil super-humans in baroque spiky power armor fight the imperium outnumbering them 1000 times and drammatically loose with only a handful left.
C: Orks.
-WAAAAGHT?! Ye tell me ye'r stikkin' a rokkit to da pole and go smash dat wagon at da side and it kabooms?! How come i ain't figured dat myselfs...
C: IG/AM -Commander, the intelligence reports that the enemy can't swim.
-Good. Drown them in bodies!
C: Tau
Tau good. Tau tecnologically advanced. Tau clever. Tau win.
C: Eldar.
Everything you can do, we can do better.
C: Dark Eldar.
Spoiler:
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Necrons:
When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.. Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart.
Codex: Imperial Guard.
Do you always play the human in fantasy games? Did you choose to play as the alliance in WoW? Was your first character in the game a warrior? If so, you are a very boring person and now we have the perfect army for you! Instead of commanding post-human super soldiers, an undead robotic Horde or the creations of extra-dimensional horrors you get to lead army men and WW1 tanks into battle! Weeee!
Codex: Space Marines.
Fight with the biggest mary sues there is in 40k! Your plot armor is your shield! Your contrived powers are your sword! Get angry about how Marines are able to shrug of S: 8 ap: 3 weaponry in the lore but die like flies to it in the game. But, more importantly, almost everyone has had models from this faction at some point so they are dirt cheap on ebay. For the Emperor!
Codex: Eldar.
Fight with the real mary sues of 40k! If you enjoy airbrushing and OSL then you'll looove Eldar! Everything needs to be airbrushed! Have reIf you enjoy tasting the tears of your opponents then you'll really love Eldar! It's a painter's dream and a casual player's nightmare! Fluffwise, Eldar are better than pretty much everyone. Except Space Marines. No one can defeat the Space Marines! Except the Tyranids.
Codex: Tyranids.
Do you like painting dozens of models? Did you watch Starship Troopers and secretly wanted the bugs to win? Do you enjoy getting your codex nerfed with every release? Do you enjoy having the strangest models in 40k? Then Tyranids are right for you! Forge a narrative about how an Imperial Guard post was attacked and overrun. Forge a narrative about how an Eldar post was attacked and overrun. Forge a narrative about how an Tau post was attacked and overrun. all of these exciting storylines are yours to play out with the Tyranids!
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!
Forge a narrative about how an Imperial Guard post was attacked and overrun. Forge a narrative about how an Eldar post was attacked and overrun. Forge a narrative about how an Tau post was attacked and overrun. all of these exciting storylines are yours to play out with the Tyranids!
Automatically Appended Next Post: C: Sisters of Battle
Prometheum, faith and boobies purity.
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Codex: DKoK: the army space marines wish they could be.
There is no such thing as a hobby without politics. "Leave politics at the door" is itself a political statement, an endorsement of the status quo and an attempt to silence dissenting voices.
It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb.
-Gabriel Angelos
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia
1400 points of EW/MW Italians (FoW)
2200 points of SoB and Inquisition (40K)
1000 points of orks (40K)
Just starting out with Ultramarines (30K)
Four 1000-2500 point forces for WHFB (RIP)
One orc team (Blood Bowl)
toasteroven wrote: Space Marines: Hats
Eldar: Pointy hats
Tyranids: living hats
Orks: Biggest hats
Sisters of battle: no hats. :(
Dark Eldar: pointier hats
Haha, it always comes down to hats in the end.
Bye bye Dakkadakka, happy hobbying! I really enjoyed my time on here. Opinions were always my own :-)
Brother Michael wrote: Codex: Sisters of Battle:
Nuns... IN SPAAAAACE! with flamethrowers!
FTFY.
"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad.
Codex Orks: Orks ....Orks ...ORks...ORRRRRRKKKKKKKS! CSM: Codex Generic Bad guys because legions rules are impossible
C:SM: We have legion rules! And CAKE!
Inquisition: Nothing more to see here. Move along.
DA: Nothing more to see here. Move along.
Edit: I just googled ablutions and apparently it does not including dropping a duece. I should have looked it up early sorry for any confusion. - Baldsmug
Psiensis on the "good old days":
"Kids these days...
... I invented the 6th Ed meta back in 3rd ed.
Wait, what were we talking about again? Did I ever tell you about the time I gave you five bees for a quarter? That's what you'd say in those days, "give me five bees for a quarter", is what you'd say in those days. And you'd go down to the D&D shop, with an onion in your belt, 'cause that was the style of the time. So there I was in the D&D shop..."
Slaanesh: "Hey guys we're back! We brought presents. And yes, they ARE sexually suggestive"
Tzeentch: "So did we miss anything while we were away"
Khorne and Nurgle trade a shifty glance
Tzeentch: "Hey! Whos been touching my stuff! Where did my Old World go?!"
Khorne and Nurgle wander off whistling.
C: Tau:
Gue'la, are you tired of being scurged for muttering insults at your supervisor?
Want to actually have time off before you die?
Sick of endless sermons about the Emperor instead of food and shelter?
The Tau Empire may be right for you!
See your nearest Water caste delegation today!
Happiness is mandatory, citizen!
C: Grey Knights: Halberds please.
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Search & Destroy:
Inquisitor Ferenz Talan and his acolytes follow Colonel Mieza and the 16th Berdam Armoured back to their home system, in the hopes of rallying troops for a crusade against the Tau for their defeat on Falasten. However, upon arrival, they find that others have their eyes on the system.
Codex: Chaos Daemons: Because Games Workshop was too lazy come up with a new model line.
Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!
Iron_Captain wrote: C: Dark Eldar: Awesome parties, drugs, slave girls, fast vehicles and lots of tight leather...
Slave girls? Slave everything.
Search & Destroy:
Inquisitor Ferenz Talan and his acolytes follow Colonel Mieza and the 16th Berdam Armoured back to their home system, in the hopes of rallying troops for a crusade against the Tau for their defeat on Falasten. However, upon arrival, they find that others have their eyes on the system.
The Empire 
1500 pts
: 
1400 points of EW/MW Italians (FoW)
2200 points of SoB and Inquisition (40K)
1000 points of orks (40K)
Just starting out with Ultramarines (30K)
Four 1000-2500 point forces for WHFB (RIP)
One orc team (Blood Bowl) 
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Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey
