Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"

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**ChiliPowderKeg**

Ignore the 0-1 for 26 Damocles Rhinos

26 bonbaonbardlements

**Slayer-Fan123**

j31c3n wrote:
Thud wrote:
Space Marines.

ML1 Librarian w/ teeth of terra, armour indomitus, primarch's wrath

10 Vanguard Vets w/ jump packs, lots of expensive CC weapons, but no storm shields

5 Terminators

10 Tactical Marines w/ 1 heavy bolter

10 CC Scouts

1 Land Speeder w/ heavy bolter

1 Attack Bike

10 Devastators w/ missile launchers, flakk missiles, power fist and plasma pistol on the sgt

Whirlwind

Land Raider

When you inevitably lose, rage quit and call everyone else beardy cheese-mongers who are ruining the game. Refer to your opponent's army as douchy netlist spam, even if it's a highlander list. Insist on looking up all the rules, including things like how far Wave Serpents can move in the movement phase, how the jink rule works, whether or not your Devastators have the interceptor special rule, etc. Always argue that your units have line of sight, even when they are in reserves. Sigh loudly every time you lose a model. Complain about the internet. Go on long rants about how the game is meant to be played. Refuse to accept how random rules work, and demand they instead be played how you think they should be played. Keep mentioning how things were different (and better) in 2nd edition. Always blame something (or someone) else for your lack of success.

That ought to do it.

Someone please explain this, I have a feeling I'd laugh pretty hard.

It's a pretty lousy list, even in a casual environment, and on top of being an obnoxious person to play against, they complain a lot.

**StarHunter25**

Renegade rapier laser destroyer battery
repeat 100

that's 100 S9 AP2 twin linked ordinance shots each as an induvidual unit. sure, it's only BS2, but everyone knows what lootas do with 1/4 as many non-TL autocannon shots

**j31c3n**

Slayer-Fan123 wrote:
It's a pretty lousy list, even in a casual environment, and on top of being an obnoxious person to play against, they complain a lot.

Oh. I figured it was calling out a particular person's habits within the community at large.

**A Watcher In The Dark**

I ask my opponent to show me his model and then stomp them all under my glorious ass!

You could be sure I would be considered a total ****** and alienate anyone doing so without even having to pay for any army or paint!

For the records I would never do that.

**Talys**

A Watcher In The Dark wrote:
I ask my opponent to show me his model and then stomp them all under my glorious ass!

You could be sure I would be considered a total ****** and alienate anyone doing so without even having to pay for any army or paint!

For the records I would never do that.

I'm not exactly sure how you do an ass stomping, but I'm pretty certain some of those models might hurt. That Wraithknight...

**Ashiraya**

Kinky.

Now I wonder what the worst possible list is that is neither spam nor standalone LotD.