Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan

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**nudibranch**

Again, the comedy rules are tied to special characters. If you don't like them, just ask your opponent not to use special characters.

**Yodhrin**

Mr Morden wrote:
Yodhrin wrote:
Mr Morden wrote:
Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.

Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic

If you look up I explain my feelings on the matter, but on you go, much easier to believe that anyone who's troubled by this rubbish is a joyless monster than remember that not everyone in the world finds certain things as easy as you do.

Wow touchy much - kinda hard to disagree with your description of yourself after that post.............

Oooh goody, making fun of autism now. Do carry on, maybe you can get everyone guffawing with a routine about how funny it is watching wheelchair users try to negotiate stairs.

**Bull0**

Come on gentlemen, we don't really need to get the duelling pistols out over some joke rules do we?

**Mr Morden**

Yodhrin wrote:
Mr Morden wrote:
Yodhrin wrote:
Mr Morden wrote:
Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.

Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic

If you look up I explain my feelings on the matter, but on you go, much easier to believe that anyone who's troubled by this rubbish is a joyless monster than remember that not everyone in the world finds certain things as easy as you do.

Wow touchy much - kinda hard to disagree with your description of yourself after that post.............

Oooh goody, making fun of autism now. Do carry on, maybe you can get everyone guffawing with a routine about how funny it is watching wheelchair users try to negotiate stairs.

If you like - what exactly is your problem with people having fun or apparently having any kind of opinion other than what matches your own.

**unmercifulconker**

Reach of the Great Maw: As an Ogre player, during your action phase, you may choose to remove any model from play so long as you eat the model there with your opponent as witness.

**Mr Morden**

unmercifulconker wrote:
Reach of the Great Maw: As an Ogre player, during your action phase, you may choose to remove any model from play so long as you eat the model there with your opponent as witness.

Is that really there - thats quite funny

**Morathi's Darkest Sin**

I'm seeing this being a top seller for Kurt Helborg fans.. Duck down under the table just before the CC phase.. come back up wearing this.

**wana10**

The dreaded 13th spell can create an entire unit of Queek Headtakers....

**Mr Morden**

I am really looking forward to trying this game out.

**lord_blackfang**

**RoninXiC**

Wow.. I already said that I believe this to be the worst rules in the history of Tabletop.

And Im 100% certain that there will never be again a worse system... ever.

**Mr Morden**

Nice idea but the links don;t work?

**pretre**

lord_blackfang wrote:
Just reposting all the files again for convenience

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... oms-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... ins-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... nts-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... ngs-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... ves-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... ire-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... men-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... nia-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... ves-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... aos-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... ven-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... men-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... aos-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... ves-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources ... rfs-en.pdf

You copied them wrong.

**Talys**

Yodhrin wrote:
Mr Morden wrote:
Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.

Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic

If you look up I explain my feelings on the matter, but on you go, much easier to believe that anyone who's troubled by this rubbish is a joyless monster than remember that not everyone in the world finds certain things as easy as you do.

You should have the courtesy of not calling people out for enjoying what they enjoy. Your junk is someone else's treasure and vice versa.

**NewTruthNeomaxim**

Yodhrin wrote:
Mr Morden wrote:
Yodhrin wrote:
Mr Morden wrote:
Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.

Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic

If you look up I explain my feelings on the matter, but on you go, much easier to believe that anyone who's troubled by this rubbish is a joyless monster than remember that not everyone in the world finds certain things as easy as you do.

Wow touchy much - kinda hard to disagree with your description of yourself after that post.............

Oooh goody, making fun of autism now. Do carry on, maybe you can get everyone guffawing with a routine about how funny it is watching wheelchair users try to negotiate stairs.

I have used a power-wheelchair ever since I was born...

... I have faced incredible social anxiety in just feeling like I "deserve" my place out in the world and amongst people.

So yeah... I know how hard it can be, I really do.

I also know the healing value in allowing yourself to have fun periodically, and say to hell with the judgements of others. I applaud you though for over-coming, and socializing in this hobby, and I wish you many happy games in a system that you really enjoy.

Peace, mate.

**pretre**

RoninXiC wrote:
Wow.. I already said that I believe this to be the worst rules in the history of Tabletop.
.

What's Wil Wheaton have to do with this?

**Smuttbudgie**

Well i was on the fence about the lack of balance thing before but with the special rules im in bugger it, should be fun playing against some freinds family with the rules.

**Thraxas Of Turai**

I dread to think what I am going to spend on a grand alliance of the forces of Order (including Dark Elves).

**RatBot**

"Braying Warcry: Red-hot rage festers in
the savage minds of Wargors, their only
desire to rend and destroy. You can add 1
to all hit rolls made for a Wargor if, before
rolling the dice, you let loose a primal
warcry. Your warcry must use no actual
words, but angry grunts and raging snorts
are encouraged."

"Pride of the Reiksguard: Helborg’s
skill is as legendary as his moustache is
magnificent. You can re-roll any failed hit
rolls when attacking with the Runefang
so long as you have a bigger and more
impressive moustache than your opponent."

The Mad Count: Marius Leitdorf is an
exceptional swordsman, even if he is totally
insane. If, during your hero phase, you
pretend to ride an imaginary horse, you
can re-roll failed hit rolls for the Averland
Runefang until your next hero phase. If
you actually talk to your imaginary horse
you can re-roll failed wound rolls as well.

I am laughing my head off. This is the worst miniatures game in human history.

But no, guys,GW is a good company that seriously cares about making a quality game.

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-the-empire-en.pdf

**Mr Morden**

Do you think many of the rules people player Paranoia

**Eldarain**

While they are very entertaining it is odd that they exist only in the pre-existing model range.

If this was the tone of the new game you'd think it would be present in the boxed game.

**Matt.Kingsley**

I'm now going to actually bring pretzels to every game of AoS I plan with my friends

**Dullspork**

Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.

I know. I can't believe that people like to enjoy themselves and have fun. There's no room for fun in gaming!

**choasdwarflord**

OK so NO idea what to make of this

"The landscapes of the Mortal Realms can
both aid and hinder your warriors. Unless
stated otherwise, a model can be moved
across scenery but not through it (so you
can’t move through a solid wall, or pass
through a tree, but can choose to have a
model climb up or over them)."

I cant through but can move across??? HUH???

**GoonBandito**

have the core rules themselves been made available yet?

**pretre**

choasdwarflord wrote:
OK so NO idea what to make of this

"The landscapes of the Mortal Realms can
both aid and hinder your warriors. Unless
stated otherwise, a model can be moved
across scenery but not through it (so you
can’t move through a solid wall, or pass
through a tree, but can choose to have a
model climb up or over them)."

I cant through but can move across??? HUH???

Measure vertical as well as horizontal.

**Kanluwen**

Thraxas Of Turai wrote:
Kanluwen wrote:
Did anyone else notice where the Hellcannon is listed?

WOC PDF between the Warshrine and the Spawn.

It's also, or was at the time of my posting, in the Dwarf army section.

**Matt.Kingsley**

They way I read it it means you need to have enough movement to scale the terrain, costing additional movement depending on the height instead just phasing through.

**Grimtuff**

Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.

This.

And people wonder why they have to do the spiel of "Oh wargaming/mandollies are not just for kids!" when they tell people about their hobby. GW is the public face of this hobby in this country and they've just reinforced the stereotype. I'm gonna LOVE gak like this going on in the FLGS. People jumping around and shouting like morons as the rule of the game force them to do so...

**Accolade**

krazynadechukr wrote:
Hmmmmm

Please don't spam pictures. This thread is big enough already.