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2015/05/03 11:47:34
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Andy Hoare
Turku, Finland
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For fun. I'll start :
"Conscience is a luxury of the idle"
- Inquisitor Sturmhimmel 
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"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." - Lord Borak
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2015/05/03 11:51:43
Subject: Re:Invent a 40k maxim
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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"Timing is ... everything"
-Inquisitor Idle
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40k - IW: 3.2k; IG: 2.7k; Nids: 2.5k; FB - WoC: 5k; FB-DE: 5k |
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2015/05/03 13:16:53
Subject: Re:Invent a 40k maxim
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Hellish Haemonculus
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"No balls, no babies." --Honored Serf Dactyl, Salamanders Drop Pod targeting technician.
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2015/05/03 15:37:55
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Sister Vastly Superior
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"'Umies squash good, real good." --Ork Warlord Draz Skullkrusha
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Still waiting for Godot. |
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2015/05/03 16:19:36
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Irked Necron Immortal
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/03 16:21:13
Everything I say, barring quotes and researched information, is my personal opinion. Not fact.
"Being into 40k but not the background is like being into porn but not masturbation..." - Kain
"I barely believe my dice are not sentient and conspiring against me." - knas ser |
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2015/05/03 16:19:36
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Regular Dakkanaut
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"Never fight the Eldar" - Everyone
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2015/05/03 18:47:47
Subject: Re:Invent a 40k maxim
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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"Ashtrays and teacups do not count as cover!"
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-px27tzAtVwZpZ4ljopV2w "ashtrays and teacups do not count as cover"
"jack of all trades, master of none; certainly better than a master of one"
The Ordo Reductor - the guy's who make wonderful things like the Landraider Achillies, but can't use them in battle..  |
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2015/05/03 18:49:27
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Drakhun
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"If at first you don't succeed, try try again."
Abaddon the Despoiler on the eve of the 13th Black Crusade.
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DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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2015/05/03 18:53:24
Subject: Re:Invent a 40k maxim
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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"They came out of Heaven, Hallelujah!"
-a Space Marine Chaplain, telling initiates about a Drop Pod Assault
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2015/05/03 19:30:25
Subject: Re:Invent a 40k maxim
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Fixture of Dakka
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"Don't hate the playa, hate the game"
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 Do you play 30k? It'd be a lot cooler if you did. |
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2015/05/03 19:47:26
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Gargantuan Gargant
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In Eye of Terror, grox eat you!
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2015/05/03 19:50:14
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Krazed Killa Kan
Homestead, FL
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"When In doubt, Call in Artillery"
Cpl Walker, 2nd Marine Division
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/03 19:50:26
I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you mess with me, I'll kill you all
Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders |
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2015/05/03 20:15:25
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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Games workshop had a really good year. If your measure of "good" is the current year's financial numbers, you may not agree. - Tom Kirby
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2015/05/03 21:28:10
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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I wonder if we put enough D weapons in?
- Writer of Eldar: Craftworlds Codex
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2015/05/03 21:39:22
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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" Nobody expects the Imperial Inquisition!"
"Rule one on page one of the book of war: Do not march on Cadia."
"When in doubt, kill yourself. Doubt begets Heresy." 
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2015/05/03 22:52:04
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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"Price is no barrier for the faithful" -- Tom Kirby, Greater Daemon of Retail
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2015/05/03 23:21:03
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Devastating Dark Reaper
Hampshire, England
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 Farseer Will wrote:I wonder if we put enough D weapons in?
- Writer of Eldar: Craftworlds Codex
I dunno... What's strength D mean again? - Assistant writer of Eldar Craftworld codex
How should I know... I thought you were meant to find out! - Writer of Eldar: Craftworlds Codex Automatically Appended Next Post: "Evry fing dies if youz hit it ard enough"
Ork Nob #1
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/03 23:24:21
Over 4000 points of Eldar goodness  |
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2015/05/03 23:29:45
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Nice!
Although i think he is at a much lowlier position than that, aspiring to a greater position...
kirby- "Please, my master! I will force them to buy the glorious things!"
retail god-"But you are mere daemonette of retail; you could not possibly command the numbers required to please the great lord of Retail!!"
kirby- "I can command them! with guile, codex changes and marketing strategy i will lay waste to their disposable income!!"
retail god- "How do you plan to please the great lord of Retail?"
kirby- "I will meddle and change their rulesets - they have no choice but comply! I will merge apocalypse into normal gameplay with sorceries from the dark-age! they will tremble at the mere thought of confronting a super-heavy vehicle! then counter-unit will begat counter-unit; I WILL CHANGE THE VERY RULEBOOK THEY USE TO PLEASE MY LORD OF RETAIL!!!!!
My lord; the monies of the world shall fall into our hands!!! Especially the Australian dollar!!!!"
retail god- "Australian dollars for the lord of Retail? I WILL GRANT YOU NEW POWERS MARKETING, YOU ARE MY NEW CHAMPION OF RETAIL - I WILL GRANT YOU THE TITLE OF CEO AND YOU WILL MAKE THE ORDERS FLOW INTO THE ORDERBOOK LIKE LIQUID GOLD!!!!!! CASHFLOW FOR THE BALANCE SHEET!!! TURNOVER FOR THE RETAIL GOD!!!!!!"
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-px27tzAtVwZpZ4ljopV2w "ashtrays and teacups do not count as cover"
"jack of all trades, master of none; certainly better than a master of one"
The Ordo Reductor - the guy's who make wonderful things like the Landraider Achillies, but can't use them in battle.. |
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2015/05/03 23:35:18
Subject: Re:Invent a 40k maxim
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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"I'm going to die. Oh crap."
-Ollianus Pius*
*also every single Imperial Guardsman
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2015/05/04 00:08:06
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Krazed Killa Kan
Homestead, FL
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"Whatz Diz button do?"
Last words of Warboss Krakoom before detonating Hive Solarus's Nuclear energy core.
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I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you mess with me, I'll kill you all
Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders |
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2015/05/04 03:25:53
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Oh man, false advertising here! When I heard 40k Maxim I was thinking Maxim magazine shoots with the ladies of 40k. I've heard that the IG has some of the hottest ladies in the whole Imperium!
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2015/05/04 03:29:57
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Using Inks and Washes
St. George, Utah
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tilarium wrote:Oh man, false advertising here! When I heard 40k Maxim I was thinking Maxim magazine shoots with the ladies of 40k. I've heard that the IG has some of the hottest ladies in the whole Imperium!
This makes me incredibly sad. :(
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2015/05/04 03:51:53
Subject: Re:Invent a 40k maxim
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
Missouri
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They probably do, lol. Lt. Mira from Space Marine was a badass and was pretty good-looking if you ask me.
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 Desubot wrote:Why isnt Slut Wars: The Sexpocalypse a real game dammit.
"It's easier to change the rules than to get good at the game." |
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2015/05/04 04:13:59
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Fixture of Dakka
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"The orks have us surrounded, our land speeder is trashed, your firearms are all empty, and you left your last grenade in that ork's digestive tract, M'lady."
"And? I still have no intention of letting them surrender."
-Conversation with Planetary Governess Tamana Zeesh as she hunts orks across the desolate wastes of Rakoom.
"Your understanding is not required. Only your obedience."
-Eldar when someone asked him why he needed a plunger.
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ATTENTION. Psychic tests are unfluffy. Your longing for AV is understandable but misguided. Your chapter doesn't need a separate codex. Doctrines should go away. Being a "troop" means nothing. This has been a cranky service announcement. You may now resume your regularly scheduled arguing.
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2015/05/04 06:06:55
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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tilarium wrote:Oh man, false advertising here! When I heard 40k Maxim I was thinking Maxim magazine shoots with the ladies of 40k. I've heard that the IG has some of the hottest ladies in the whole Imperium!
In the grim darkness of the future there is only sausage.
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2015/05/04 09:23:20
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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*To the tune of the Skyrim theme*
"Suck my D, suck my D, just suck on my D"
- Eldar Spirit Seer.
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 Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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2015/05/04 15:59:15
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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 Kain wrote:*To the tune of the Skyrim theme*
"Suck my D, suck my D, just suck on my D"
- Eldar Spirit Seer.
thats funny, but it's a mantra, not a maxim.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saying
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-px27tzAtVwZpZ4ljopV2w "ashtrays and teacups do not count as cover"
"jack of all trades, master of none; certainly better than a master of one"
The Ordo Reductor - the guy's who make wonderful things like the Landraider Achillies, but can't use them in battle.. |
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2015/05/04 16:14:24
Subject: Re:Invent a 40k maxim
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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"Hope? In this age of war there is no time for hope." - Unknown Commissar.
"Free-thinking is not a virtue. It is the mark of the faithless. If a man truly believes in the God-Emperor then his thoughts should only be of how to better serve his holiness" -Preacher Dominitus
"If we are to die then we will die with our backs to the wall, our bolters spent of ammunition and our blades dulled from a fortnight of slaughter" -Canoness Ollica
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2015/05/04 16:37:30
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Ruthless Interrogator
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"You know, I hear heresy isn't all that bad.."
Famous last words of Carl the Guardsman speaking to his platoon.
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Space Marines: Jacks of all trades yet masters of GRAV CANNONS!!!.
My Star Wars Imperial Codex Project: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/641831.page
It has 7 HQs, 2 Troop types with Dedicated Transports, 5 Elite units, 5 Fast Attack units, 6 Heavy Support units, 2 Formations with unique units not in the rest of the codex, and 2 LOW choices.
‘I do not care who knows the truth now, tomorrow, or in ten thousand years. Loyalty is its own reward.’ -Lion El' Jonson |
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2015/05/04 17:29:17
Subject: Invent a 40k maxim
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Longtime Dakkanaut
The ruins of the Palace of Thorns
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"If you just survived a multi-melta hit, hope no-one shoots you with a bolt pistol a moment later."
-Any of my terminators in their recent battles
"If in doubt, grenade it out."
-someone from the Rogue Trader rulebook
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~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
