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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/13 23:18:42
Subject: North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Fixture of Dakka
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/13 23:23:37
Subject: Re:North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Dakka Veteran
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I could get behind them doing this to sleeping or absentee congressmen, might give them some incentive to give a damn about their job.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/13 23:25:25
Subject: North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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What's novel? Looks like they just killed him regular
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/13 23:29:07
Subject: Re:North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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... Being killed by Anti-aircraft fire sounds extraordinarily messy.
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daedalus wrote:
I mean, it's Dakka. I thought snide arguments from emotion were what we did here.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/13 23:33:48
Subject: Re:North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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....which seems like a bigger issue for the guy that has to bag up the pieces rather than the dead guy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/13 23:41:25
Subject: North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Fixture of Dakka
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I'm surprised they just don't turn birds loose as the cleanup crew.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/13 23:46:23
Subject: Re:North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Better than getting your head sawed off by Ahmed and his gakky kitchen knife, I suppose...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 00:06:47
Subject: Re:North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Even money says this
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 00:07:08
Subject: North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Deva Functionary
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Would be funnier if they put him in a catapult first ant then shot at him like skeet.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 00:10:37
Subject: North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Fixture of Dakka
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PULL!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 00:23:57
Subject: North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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North Korean executions really deserve a bingo square.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 01:01:48
Subject: North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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[DCM]
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You either:
1) Weren't paying attention
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2) Have a whole new definition for 'regular'!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 01:09:21
Subject: Re:North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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So far we have
Flame Thrower
Direct hit from a mortar
Gun Line
Now Anti Aircraft shot
I miss any?
Going to wait for
Chain Saw
Beach Umbrella Impalement
Katana
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Curious if Little Mad Kim is a Walking Dead fan
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Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 01:25:27
Subject: Re:North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions
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Jihadin wrote:So far we have
Flame Thrower
Direct hit from a mortar
Gun Line
Now Anti Aircraft shot
I miss any?
Going to wait for
Chain Saw
Beach Umbrella Impalement
Katana
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Curious if Little Mad Kim is a Walking Dead fan
I was going to say by dog, but that may have been debunked http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/06/us-korea-north-jang-idUSBREA050DP20140106
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 01:25:49
Subject: Re:North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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The Conquerer
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I wonder how much of NKs GDP is spent on these extravagant methods of execution?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 01:46:09
Subject: Re:North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Grey Templar wrote:I wonder how much of NKs GDP is spent on these extravagant methods of execution?
You have to think of them as vital training opportunities for the crews firing the various weapons to determine the real value of these executions
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 01:48:39
Subject: North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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Alpharius wrote:
You either:
1) Weren't paying attention
or
2) Have a whole new definition for 'regular'!

Oh okay, I didn't know they killed him with AA guns. I thought that was the cover up and he got executed regular style
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 01:49:34
Subject: Re:North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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The Conquerer
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d-usa wrote: Grey Templar wrote:I wonder how much of NKs GDP is spent on these extravagant methods of execution?
You have to think of them as vital training opportunities for the crews firing the various weapons to determine the real value of these executions
I wonder if they were actually so sporting. Do we have any photographic evidence of them actually having to aim, or were they lazy and just stood him 5' in front of the barrel?
If it was the former, that makes the Mortar execution much more impressive.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 02:05:18
Subject: Re:North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Grey Templar wrote: d-usa wrote: Grey Templar wrote:I wonder how much of NKs GDP is spent on these extravagant methods of execution?
You have to think of them as vital training opportunities for the crews firing the various weapons to determine the real value of these executions
I wonder if they were actually so sporting. Do we have any photographic evidence of them actually having to aim, or were they lazy and just stood him 5' in front of the barrel?
If it was the former, that makes the Mortar execution much more impressive.
Maybe they threw him out of a helicopter (parachute optional)?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 02:47:32
Subject: North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Alpharius wrote:
You either:
1) Weren't paying attention
or
2) Have a whole new definition for 'regular'!

There's normal regular, and there's NK regular. I'd say this counts as NK regular--and I'm fairly sure they've used AA as an execution method before, too, like here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11572789/Satellite-images-capture-North-Korea-executions-carried-out-with-anti-aircraft-guns.html
They're getting unimaginative.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 02:55:17
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Squatting with the squigs
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Agreed Avatar, I think the torn apart by dogs idea has some merit for North Korea. Enemy of the state executed in ridiculous style, plus the dogs can be given out in a national lottery later. I'm sure those not in the army would appreciate the protein.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 03:06:10
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Life in a dictatorship is nasty. Make it a dictatorship where the man in charge is genuinely uncertain of his position, and you’ll him violently remove rivals to his power.
The AA gun is a bit of morbid theatre, but dead is dead, really.
I was going to add that one too, and didn't even think to double check it was genuine. Thanks for doing the background work.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 03:13:57
Subject: Re:North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Colonel
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Wasn't the flame thrower execution debunked as well?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 03:24:09
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Douglas Bader
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Isn't it kind of a waste of ammunition when you have to snap fire those AA weapons?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 04:01:01
Subject: Re:North Korea pioneers another novel method of execution
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Peregrine wrote:Isn't it kind of a waste of ammunition when you have to snap fire those AA weapons?
Its a very narrow firing lane. Like a foot and half wide at most
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 04:02:31
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That's about the width of your average North Korean dictator right now, isn't it?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 04:08:19
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The Conquerer
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d-usa wrote:That's about the width of your average North Korean dictator right now, isn't it?
I'm sure he's at least twice that wide.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 04:10:21
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Peregrine wrote:Isn't it kind of a waste of ammunition when you have to snap fire those AA weapons?
Its Twinlinked, so its decent.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 04:26:23
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
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NK is still using 2nd edition, clearly.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/05/14 04:34:57
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I counted the leaders and we seem to be in 3rd edition, the one where they neaten up the system and make things more simplified. I think Jong-Un is rolling on random tables for his execution styles though. I think Kim Jong- Un could be a equivalent to Jervis. "Play nice uncle or i'll *rolls dice* aha! 666, nuke you into orbit, fun"
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