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2015/09/01 13:53:11
Subject: Dakka (unofficial) Monthly Painting Challenge 7: September 2015: "Never tell me the odds!"
Hello! Welcome to September's Dakka (unofficial) Monthly Painting Challenge!
For those who aren't familiar, this is a no-prize-related challenge open to any and all painters and hobbyists. Anyone can enter, from a newcomer to the hobby with your first box of minis to a multiple-time Golden Demon champion, and the winner each month will be decided by community poll, not just on the paintwork but on the effort, creativity and awesomeness of the finished piece!
Note: Paradigm who usually hosts this is very busy moving this month, so you have to make do with me. He will be around to answer questions and such, look for him in this topic as well. Please allow him to grab a post early on so he can use that for updated info if necessary.
For this month, the theme is: 'Never tell me the odds!' - a celebration of adversity and underdogs!
Some examples include: - A single figure or team, clearly greatly outmatched in numbers or strength. We all know how David and Goliath should have actually ended.
- Someone woefully under-equipped for the task at hand. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but it's certainly harder to stab with!
- A defiant figure making a last stand for something they care about, no matter how futile.
- You may choose to subvert this and have someone massively over-compensating. Please try and keep any models of TFG generic, so we don't get sued for specific likeness.
Do not feel you have to follow one of these examples - remember the poll is ultimately judged by the community - if you feel you can justify your entry matching this title, go for it.
How To Enter:
You don't need to ask permission to enter, just make a post with your proof picture - the parts (or most of them) that you're to use in your entry. It would also be helpful if you give the name of your planned scene or model.
This needs to be obviously incomplete - bare miniature, just primes, unassembled, a couple of base colours but clearly unfinished. It cannot be something that with a couple of touch ups would be considered "done". No proof, no entry
This month only there is no model limit on the amount of models in your entry.
Do try and keep your models relevant to the theme if you're entering a lot of them. If you need multiple proof pictures, just drop them in.
When you have finished your entry you need post a picture and much like on a game-show, confirm this is your final answer entry.
I will not guess that the photo you submitted three hours before end is a WIP or entry. You gotta say.
You're encouraged to post in this topic, share your progress photos, ask for advice, and cheer on everyone else.
So What Do I Win? - Points... and points mean... bragging rights for the next month
Following the vote, points will be awarded for the following:
These points will be used to form a league table, which will be updated month on month as the results come in.
The League
How Long Do I Have? This challenge begins 1st September and will end at midnight BST on the 30th of September. After this, Para or I shall compile the finished entries into a new thread, and voting will run for 5 days.
Farseer Anath'lan: 30k Dark Angels Praetor vs Eldar Wraiths
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GiraffeX:
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FINISHED ENTRY (+fluff)
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"Sketylshsss I don't think poison darts will work against themssss"
"Neversss tell me the oddsssssss!"
GrimDork: Mars Attacks!
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Inflatable love badger: Guardsmen V Nids
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Inspector #264: Carnifex v human
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Januine: Termies V Nids
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KaptinBadrukk:
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keezus:
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Kustomer D:
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FINISHED ENTRY
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LordRahl: Gambit
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FINISHED ENTRY
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Lysander01: "Betrayal"
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Matthew: "Bravery of the Guard" Diorama
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Only the middle guy there is going to be in this.
Some Nids and Guardsmen.
Nevelon: "The Captain’s final charge"
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Paradiigm: Sauron and friends
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Priest Foxley: Guard v Tau
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SirDonlad: "The Furthest Group of Thallax"
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FINISHED ENTRY (+fluff)
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The Thallax smashed up from where they had been buried in the earth to block off the traitors' retreat and caught the Land Raider in the converging arcs of thier strange weapons, soot-black corposant dancing across it's hull untill it's tracks disintegrated and cannon sponsons detonated. The machine-creatures left it for dead, flame spewing from it's crew-ports.
Victory was ours, but triumph lasted only a moment as The Furthest Group Of Thallax was blown to pieces -- the shell blast exploding among them before we heard the report of the cannon that fired it. Another Fellblade was smashing through the city towards us.....
- From the Testimony of Crysos Morturg
sockwithaticket: Deathwatch marine
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Talys: Mephiston, Lord of Death
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FINISHED ENTRY (+fluff)
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Against impossible odds, seven nights after being crushed under the Ecclesiorum building during the Second War for Armageddon, Calistarius conquered the Black Rage within him to smash his way out of the rubble and emerge as the mighty Mephiston, Lord of Death:
Theophony: Iron Warrior Pre-Heresy Knight
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timthehierodule:
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TP^DC Deputy Manager
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trob52:
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VorpalBunny74: "Brown Pants"
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FINISHED ENTRY
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WinterHound:
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Suggestions for future contest subjects: "I have the POWER!"
Consequences / Repercussions
Unexpected allies / “You're not my friend!”
"But you're dead…!”
"Happiness is..."
"Uh Oh....." / “Gulp!”
Leadership
Halloween:
Trick or treat?
Grim spectre of death
The reaper
Spooky
Want some candy?
Costumed
Orange
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Thanks again BC, just sticking this here as a pseudo-op in case I need to add/update anything!
I'll be back with my proofs and a WIP later on!
Oh, one other thing, since we've listed the model limit this month, and are expecting a few larger entries, I think it's only fair we lift the pic limit as well. Please don't go mad and post a few million pics, but feel free to use as many as you need to adequately show off the finished piece.
Good luck everyone!
2015/09/01 14:07:47
Subject: Re:Dakka (unofficial) Monthly Painting Challenge 7: September 2015: "Never tell me the odds!"
I wasn't gonna, but that furniture turned up in the mail while I was making this topic.
I'm going to have to find a commissar torso and some epic 40k infantry.
It's a shame the Aeronautica Imperialis Aquila Lander is so rare or I could have got incredibly meta and recreated last month's painting contest.
Buttery Commissar wrote: I wasn't gonna, but that furniture turned up in the mail while I was making this topic.
I'm going to have to find a commissar torso and some epic 40k infantry.
It's a shame the Aeronautica Imperialis Aquila Lander is so rare or I could have got incredibly meta and recreated last month's painting contest.
Complete with some Blood for the Blood God on his hand, right? (lol sorry if that's insensitive, I just couldn't resist)
I will probably sit this one out, as I don't think I have anything that fits. I have a ton of other painting to do right now anyway, but I will follow along and enjoy the cool stuff everyone paints!
My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
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2015/09/01 15:23:30
Subject: Dakka (unofficial) Monthly Painting Challenge 7: September 2015: "Never tell me the odds!"
ZergSmasher wrote:Complete with some Blood for the Blood God on his hand, right? (lol sorry if that's insensitive, I just couldn't resist)
Nahhh, if I didn't expect people to make fun of my mishaps, I'd have just said I was too busy to finish. He'd be missing the side of his finger tip.
Matthew wrote:ooh, ooh, do a inception-y photo with you painting the Commisar who's painting some Epic minis!
For the end, I'll see if I can get my friend who actually owns a commissar outfit to pose painting with it.
I'm both shy, and look nothing like a commissar. It'd somewhat ruin the effect.
I may change the table as it has an assortment of crap moulded on it (compass, map, book and rulers) I was going to have a tiny diorama of the diorama on there, and a laptop open looking at Dakka. it seems a shame to sand those details off.
Filing cabinet's gonna have a page-a-day little calendar with the 30th Sept sat on there.
Oh! A couple days ago I pulled the cap off wrong, and sliced the side of my finger with a brand new Xacto knife. The blade was so new and clean that I bled all over my desk before I had time to react properly. It's meant I can't use my right index finger because it opens again.
Paradigm wrote: @Nev: Glad to see that guy make a reappearance, game-legal or not he's an epic piece! Got an adversary lined up to receive his charge?
Assorted Rebs, orx and Enforcers on the left, box of Plague Zombies on the right. Anything that's been painted is being repainted.
Any thoughts on him welcome!
Nice weathering. Only you could get a mini finished first day alongside your proof post. Slow down, you are making the rest of us look bad!
Sadly, I don’t have anything really appropriate to paint for the captain to be charging. No good hordes to face off against, and a lack of monsters. The closest I had was the WL I did last month. If I dig deep enough into the recesses of the workbench, I might be able to turn something up, but I’d not hold your breath. His foes will probably remain off screen.
Given that I normally struggle to paint a single figure a month this is gonna be a challenge! Gonna attempt my first diorama ever, of two PDF (guard) vs 4 nids and a broodlord.
I'm in, I'll get you guys some proof pictures in a day or two. Still trying to determine my Antagonist(s). I was thinking aliens, but there are a lot of buganids already. Then I was thinking zombies as I have a fair few and who doesn't need more? But then I thought... Wait... I have one of these:
Well, the guy on the left is who I'm talking about.
I can put pretty much anything else on the other side of a diorama from that...thing... and they'll be over matched
Of course, seeing that Big Stompy Robot reminds me I *could* use this challenge as a time to paint a few Mars Attacks human survivors and a boatload of Martians, giant bugs, stompy robots, flying saucers, etc... Kind of torn but...
So I'll probably move full steam ahead painting my Infinity Nomads to oppose the big guy (or some zombies, or remotely possibly the mars attacks stuff) and then suitable terrain.
Speaking of terrain... I'd like to knock out a full 2x2' deadzone-sized board out this month to use as the backdrop for the battle. Kind of going meta with the 'Don't tell me the odds!' thing as that's kind of a tall order within a month.
I'll get you guys some proof photos here soon, and some WIPs should follow in a day or two, I've been busy building and priming things the last week or so.
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2015/09/01 23:17:53
Subject: Re:Dakka (unofficial) Monthly Painting Challenge 7: September 2015: "Never tell me the odds!"
Ideas stirring... Too bad I finished most of my Zombicide stuff.
Could I do a last stand group and have them facing my Zombies which are done already?
LOL, Theo your mind is an amazing place, never change.-camkierhi 9/19/13
I cant believe theo is right.. damn. -comradepanda 9/26/13
None of the strange ideas we had about you involved your sexual orientation..........-Monkeytroll 12/10/13
I'd put you on ignore for that comment, if I could...Alpharius 2/11/14
2015/09/01 23:20:58
Subject: Dakka (unofficial) Monthly Painting Challenge 7: September 2015: "Never tell me the odds!"
Frame it theatrically so that it's clear that the survivors are the focus. Have the zombies peripheral or looming rather than central, and I have no objections.
- A defiant figure making a last stand for something they care about, no matter how futile.
That has 'Calleb Decima' written all over it - Thus my first entry into the unofficial monthly painting competition... edit: this is my proof pic
I've had the parts sat around since i plundered the phased plasma fusils from them (and more)
Six Thallax with lightning guns - "preparedness makes us powerful"? preparedness makes us 'well hidden'.
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