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My regular opponent usually make jokes about my DKoK-army, referring to it as "Dødskorpset" in Norwegian. It's funny because it's a literal translation, however the word "korps" is most frequently used to refer to marching bands, and there's a big marching band tradition in Norway.

So to Norwegian ears, "Dødskorpset" sounds like a marching band version of Death Metal, or something like that.

When my Repentia actually manage to get into CQC, generally after suffering Overwatch fire:

"U mad, Sis?"
*She mad!"

 Jimsolo wrote:
When deploying Drop Pods, I will ask my opponent to say 'hallelujah.' When they give me the stink eye, I yell, "It's raining men!"

Literally laughed out loud at this one... in my cube at work.

SG

Also, the ally system.

Why does CtA permit alliance? Why can Tyranids ally with Imperial Guard against Eldar and vice versa? They are both food!

You do not ally with your pizza against the hamburger.

 Ashiraya wrote:
Also, the ally system.

Why does CtA permit alliance? Why can Tyranids ally with Imperial Guard against Eldar and vice versa? They are both food!

You do not ally with your pizza against the hamburger.

Really? What about allying with a chip to get some salsa?

My group always calls psykers "Super Sayin" whenever they get a 6 and pass leadership for Perils of the Warp.

some time in 4th or early 5th, a number of people were having problems with necrons. When they asked the GW employee for advice, he simply (and quite seriously) responded "just cause more wounds". Apparently he meant get in combat with them and cause more wounds. To this day in our group, even with the tons of people who weren't playing back then, this is a running joke.

"How do I deal with skyhammer?"
"Just cause more wounds!"

"What is your strategy?"
"Just cause more wounds!"

"How did your game go?"
"I caused more wounds!"

I think you get the idea

It's now also become our way of saying "easier said than done".

how many games workshop CEO's does it take to pay the taxes? trick question none of them can balance books

"I declare an assault"
Considering I'm playing tau this statement is both amusing, and horrifiyng. (because my tau seems at time to be better at punching stuff than shooting at them)

A Kataphron looks at a Lord of Skulls:

"Mom?"

Discussing WHFB:

"It would be cool if Slaanesh had, like, butterfly cavalry"
"With like six boobs on the side for some reason?"
"Accurate."